Tunisia Hosts The Darwin Awards

Tunisia, a place of old stuff and sand, movies like Life of Brian, Raiders of the lost ark, Star Wars, The English patient and pirates (the Pedo Polanski flop not the Johnny Depp ones) were made there, come and visit they said, it'll be lovely they said.

Just because It's the north of Africa and beside Libya doesn't mean it's dangerous. People go to the Dominican Republic and Mexico for holiday all the time. Many resorts do of course have their own armed security and tourists don't set foot outside of them. Since 9/11 Americans have been wary of going to Tunisia and rightly so which shows they aren't as stoopid as some.

In March 2015 there was yon museum hostage crisis in the cuntry's capital city that left 19 dead including 17 foreign tourists, aye I'm sure Tunisia is well safe.  

I saw a tourism commercial on the telly that showed old rocks and sand and suggested that I'd like to go to Tunisia.

 Cum to Callyfornia and fuck my maid .... I have.

Old Knudsen only likes tourism ads with famous people on them. I watched the Tunisia ad and didn't see anything of interest and didn't know what the fuck I was looking at since it just had some obscure pictures and no commentary .... total fail.    

I was left with the hold on a minute feeling, who the fuck in their right mind would want to go to Tunisia? 

What was their government thinking? No one remembers March and hey what are the chances of being killed by ISIS? We really need our yearly 6 - 7 million tourists.

Well 38 people were shot dead on a Tunisia beach, mostly tourists British, German, and French and of course there is always the one token Irish person. ISIS/Daesh say they did it because you should be covered head to toe in clothing while sun bathing and tourism is against the Koran. 

Libya's tourism board are promoting lovely walks on their beaches.

Yeah I'm sorry for the families of those who were killed but seriously, Tunisia? The middle and north of Africa is crawling with Boko Harem and Daesh so you think it's a good idea to go cos it's cheap?

Aye we'll visit Tunisia since I've always wanted to see Tataouine and the Tunisia government assures us it is safe from ISIS then we 'll go to Egypt to see the pyramids of Giza and then to Raqqa in Syria for a cup of tea, what could possibly go wrong? 

I've never understood holidays, you pay money to go somewhere foreign to get drunk every night, get food poisoning from the dodgy food and get skin damage during the day while sleeping in an unfamiliar bed at night surrounded by people who think that flies on yer food is a part of the food pyramid. The only thing Tunisia has going for it is sex trafficking.      

You shouldn't let the terrorists dictate yer life but really, do you have to make it easy for them? Nothing says relaxing holiday like the chance of death. 

 

Man Predicts Big Earthquake

Scientists accurately predict the next big quake to be within the next few hundred or a thousand years

So what about that 9.8 earthquake on the 29th May in Callyfornia huh? ... The one that Nostradamus predicted. Well it was actually a fucking nutjob high on the crack YouTuber in the Netherlands named Frank who received a message from the spirit, he didn't say if the spirit was actually a single-malt Scotch or not but I suspect it was. 

To quote Nostradamus:

The trembling so hard in the month of May, Saturn, Capricorn, Jupiter, Mercury in Taurus:
Venus also, Cancer, mars, in Virgo, Hail will fall larger than an egg.

So they had crack back in 1500's France then. Frank who was still buzzed on the spirit made a 24 minute Youtube explaining why he was right ... except he wasn't. Lets address the elephant in the room here, Nostradamus kinda made vague shit up, his plagues, earthquakes, wars, floods, invasions, murders, droughts, and battles all undated and explained in hindsight. Can you trust a guy whose surname translates to fuck my nose?

Meet May, I think I feel something huge trembling below. 

Maybe he predicted the movie San Andreas, a 15 hundreds dude gets a flash of the Rock running through a destroyed Callyfornia, he doesn't know the Rock or what he's cookin so he may think it's real life.  The Rock's acting is that convincing, why did he not get an Oscar for G.I. Joe: Retaliation?

Making Money On The Sly

Dennis Kocher is a Vietnam Veteran who lives in a gated community called Lake of the Pines, which is east of Sacramento in Callyfornia. 
He has been faced with nothing short of what the Jews went through in the Holocaust, no wait we don't care about that since Gaza right? Ok then his human rights have been infringed just like when the US Calvary slaughtered the weemen and children at Wounded knee .... did I mention he was a veteran? 
  

He makes furniture in his garage and gives it to needy families, especially military families. His home owners association has told him to close up shop or face a fine of up to $1,000. The reason he was given is because the furniture is unsightly, and his work is emitting fumes .
On the news he has said that he is donating 50 pieces to military families. Did he do that when he was told to shut up shop? Very generous NOT! Look at that garage, that is not a hobby, that's a business.  

In his Fox News interview it stated that he was in the air force 1961 - 1965 and is are a disabled vet. To be a war vet you must have served during that time of war, you may not have been in combat but it still counts. If he was in combat that would have been mentioned. Being disabled? well that might not have anything to do with the military, it could be his diabeetus. 

I really have issues when veterans use that to gain support in the U.S. from the knee jerking conservative right. The dork from Fox with the flag pin poses the question, "Is this really the land of the free?" what an idiot question, of course it isn't. Have you read the Patriot act?   

He lives in a gated community and probably has his ugly ass restored furniture sitting outside a lot. Home owner associations are around for a reason, they are voluntary, you don't have to live there if you don't want too but people live in gated communities and have rules so people don't make a mess of the place with their little hobbies. 

There was another story about a man who was told he could not have a small American flag outside of his house as it broke the agreement he signed .... yes he was a veteran, that fact was definitely put out there.   

Timothy McVeigh was a veteran, he killed 168 people in the Oklahoma bombing including 19 children in 1995. Just because yer a vet doesn't mean you aren't an evil cunt. Only appreciate those who didn't kill civilians in or out of war, those who served with honour. Veteran doesn't automatically mean hero, get that through yer thick fat civvie heads.

Old Knudsen is a veteran and some of the people he served with would in no way be called a hero. See the 1989 movie Casualties of War which was based on real events if you want to see what war can be like.  

Whats this? Dennis Kocher has a Facebook page on which he sells furniture. A nice little hobby you have there, can I see yer tax returns? Selling cabinets for $650 and people actually come round and buy yer shit. Not declaring this income is very un-American, don't you love yer cuntry enough to pay taxes to it? 
So much slant put onto this story about this poor war hero who just exists to make ugly tables for families of vets that are free of charge, you just have to look for the facts yourself and figure out what hasn't been said.
These stories are to get you stirred up by insulting your alleged patriotism.

You were in the military so you'd think that you could follow orders, it doesn't matter if those orders are not fair, you aren't a fucking teenager, you signed the agreement so gurn up. 

You Just Don't

The day after a Nevada 12 year-old boy shot dead a maths teacher and himself a 13 year boy from Santa Rosa Callyfornia was walking around with the above AK-47 type rifle. Was it any surprise that two sheriff deputies shot him dead?

Now sheriff deputies aren't always the best or the brightest ..... you've seen the Dukes of Hazard right?
They did everything right. One witness heard a single siren and then 7 shots ring out like a nail gun.

Another witness said the cops pulled up beside him, opened the door and shot him 3 times but we suspect that witness to be batshit insane,

Lopez who has been described as being very smart and capable didn't know that if you have your back to a cop and they tell you twice to put the gun down you don't keep a hold of it and turn round and move it towards them.
He also had a plastic gun in his waist band.


Hundreds of people marched through the town of Santa Rosa to demand justice for Lopez. You can't spin this like the Trayvon case as no hoodie or confectionery were involved it's just a tragic loss of a dumb teenager who learned the rules the hard way.