Try Not To Rape Anyone

A feminist enjoying some misogynistic entertainment 

Some people have a limited understanding of life such as the father of Brock Turner who thinks a 6 month jail sentence is too harsh for a 20 minute rape which I must add was interrupted. I shall endeavor to tell you what is what and hopefully some of my children will read this. I don't want to have to talk to the wee shites because have you ever tried talking to a stubborn pig headed know it all with daddy issues? ..... I mean them, not me. 

Optimism isn't a crime

Lets get this one out of the way first. It is not ok to rape someone. Unless it's prison as then you kind of expect it but otherwise NO! 

Even if you have one in the chamber, don't think you'll get caught or think yer an important person who can do whatever they want the answer is still NO!

That goes for weemen too, no raping us men when we get shit faced and vomit over ourselves. Sex is only allowed in a consensual manner. No impaired judgement and nothing implied, also a legal age is required too. 

No tricking the person into saying yes and just because you buy them dinner and they return with you to yer house that doesn't mean they want a shag or that you've kinda paid them and expect a shag .... unless they actually do want a shag of course then bang away like bunnies. 

Some people are very naive and trusting. They may also put themselves into situations where they are vulnerable. You help these people if they are in trouble and look out for them, not take advantage of them. Everyone has a brain fart at some time but some have brain farts that damage the rest of their lives and they could have done with some help at the time.

If you think that is cumming near me you can think again. 

There is a myth no doubt started by commie feminists that weemen enough sex as much as men. That just isn't true .... well not the ones I've had sex with. They hated cherished every frantic second I'm sure but when they say, "are you done then cos my show is about to start?" then you know that well maybe men like sex better. 

You can argue that weemen like quality or good sex as much as men or have to be warmed up first but we men like any kind of sex so their views about sex can in no way compare to men. Blokes don't have some magic button or spot, they have a lever which is sometimes triggered by remote control known as the brain.  

A man's foreplay is to turn up. A key in the ignition is him warmed up, he doesn't have to sit idling for 10 minutes. 

Weemen enjoy sex as much as men, just not with you or how you like it.

How can people that say, "They are just boobs, no big deal" enjoy sex as much as we men do? Even ghey men like sex more. 

Aye weemen are too busy being responsible and mature or busy scanning my cans of corned beef at the check out to give me a diddy wank. Being a gentleman and respectful of weemen I do ask first. 

While on the subject of consensual sex it's frowned upon to tell a woman she has nice tits or that you want to motorboat her once she's done feeding her baby. 

Aye my children it can be confusing. If in doubt don't do or say anything and live with the life long regret instead. 

People want compliments but have a weird way of turning yer, 'nice firm arse you have there' compliment into something creepy .... I was trying to find my loose change in my pocket when I happened to notice the arse. Maybe I have a medical reason that I have to lick my lips so much.    

While weemen should in theory want what Old Knudsen has going on you must remember to not see the opposite sex as a piece of meat to be lusted over and put into yer wank bank. 

        How would you like your eggs ..... fertilized?

 They do not work out or dress inappropriately for you or the approval of others, they do it for themselves .... aye that's a load of old bollocks but we have to pretend it's true. 

Yes Old Knudsen does 480 push ups a day because he loves how his shoulders look, fack away aff. Yes Linda wears a mini skirt and low cut top for her driving test because it makes her feel pretty.  No one wears skinny jeans because they look nice for fucks sake. They wear them because they are sheep and think they look good. 

When trends come out where do all the good clothes go? Are there loads of well dressed Africans or do they all now have them crappy low rider jeans? 

And naked selfies are a celebration of feminism .... NOT! 

No matter how erect a person makes you, you must treat them as a person that has feelings and dreams. A short skirt does not mean that a woman wants you sexually so unless told otherwise keep it and yer opinions zipped. 

How would you like it if someone you didn't know came up to you and said you looked very nice? .... well ok it sounds good and I'd love it but in reality that kind of shit gets you pepper sprayed, trust me on that. 

People should be allowed to dress how they want. They should be allowed to be whatever sexuality or religion they want to be too. They don't have to make an issue of it by demanding that everyone else does it and others shouldn't try to run their lives unless there are health and safety issues. Real ones, not made up crap. 

Don't go mixing up religion with history, that shite really bugs me. You can believe in Noah's Ark if yer a complete moron but seriously folks that shit ain't real but go for it, just don't go teaching it as fact to impressionable children that don't know any better. 

I say if people want to live how they want and aren't harming or bothering anyone else then fine. If people go out of their way to be offended then they need to shut the fuck up and ask how does it really affect their lives. 

How does a woman having an abortion effect YOUR life? Is it yer body or baby? Are you in the process of adopting as many unwanted children as you can? Then shut up! 

It's hard enough to figure out if people like you or not. Don't just assume they do or should. When you compliment someone it shouldn't just be for their looks but should be genuine and only if you have reached that level in yer relationship with them. 

Compliments shouldn't be fake or ones to butter the other up. If someone did well then tell them with no expectation of reward or even thanks, though thank you is the polite thing to say.

People have and should have the human right to live life how they want and to be who they want otherwise you'll have hatred and mental health issues as people try to be what they aren't. 

If you respect the human rights of another person then in turn your own rights need to get respect too. No demanding a person conforms or that they have sex with you because hey yer there and horny so lets go. 

You can't control how people perceive you but unless they are douchebag they should treat you with civility. 

My children, do as I say and not as I do cos I have mental health issues because of the war, I can't even see a bow and arrow or mud without getting flashbacks to Agincourt but that's just me. 

Be the best form of yerself you can be and if others drag you down or capsize you push them away like survivors trying to board yer life raft. A foot to the head and a shove. 

Lead by example and protect and look out for those that may need some help. Be an everyday hero by being a decent person in a werld full of mungdongles. 

 

    

  

Trump's Policies Make Sense

Donald Trump is the man, sure he may not like immigrants, except for the ones he hires so he doesn't have to pay Americans a decent wage .... that's business. Sure he may have raped his then wife Ivana in 1989 but as his lawyers have said, "you can't rape your spouse"  and lawyers know the law so that must be true.

John McCain, don't get him started there. John McCain is the Cecil the lion of the Vietnam war, only famous for failing. Cecil didn't make no propaganda video so fuck off McCain.

Trophy hunting, his sons are excellent shots so why shouldn't they practice on African wildlife? Animals don't feel pain anyways.

Disgusting! .... Boobs are for ditty wanks, not babies!

Breast feeding or using a breast pump, he called it, "disgusting!"  when a staffer got the pump out because he wouldn't let her have a break. Why should those wee fuckers get all the titty? If yer gonna pump milk in public then you should make sure you have enough for everyone.

The Pope has said it's ok to breast feed .... not around him of course because it causes him to barf a little. It's ok in theory like giving your wealth to the poor, just do as I say not as I do. Unlike The Don, the Pope is a hypocrite, who died and put him in charge? .... no one that's who, does God still speak through Pope Benny or does that power pass over with a magical talisman?

The Don says that God would agree with him cos he makes sense.
 

The Don says that Putin could nuke us at any moment .... he's right, sure we could nuke him back but that isn't the same as doing it first. No one remembers #2, the world only remembers #1 who the fuck remembers Buzz Aldrin, the second man to have allegedly have stepped onto the moon? I don't. I sure don't remember him hitting this dude for saying the moon landing was a fake.  

• Waterboarding:  Don't be such a pussy, it doesn't seem that bad. 
• Diversity and tolerance: Gheys should be allowed to marry ... ish, well leave it up to the states.
• Abortion: Maybe it is murder and should weemen really be given things like choices? 
• Death penalty: Kill them all. 
• Corporate tax: Businesses should be tax free, like churches. 
• Drugs: Legalise them so we can tax them. 
• Education: End the dumbering doon of American schools. 
• Climate change: It's a hoax!
• War: Boots on the ground cos that worked so well all the other times.
• Immigration: Chip immigrants and put shock collars around their necks. 
• Police brutality: Try being more white.   

 That polar bear on the ice flow .... what a fucking loser, they can swim ya know.

If scientists didn't predict things 30 - 50 - 1000 years in advance when people forget those predictions or are dead then maybe I'd believe them more. Climate change is real, it changes every fucking minute in the UK. 
Take a photo of outside and then predict the future from that ... that's what scientists are doing considering the world was getting colder after WWII, they don't have a fucking clue, but their rents are getting paid.
  

Beauty pageants will be used to qualify people for welfare, the ugly potential recipients have to work for benefits digging ditches or on other road gang activities while the good looking ones get reality shows because who doesn't like to look at pretty people?  

Trump is a successful business man and speaks like a working class trucker so he is better qualified than Kenyans or fake cowboys or weemen who think they should be preez because they fucked one. Sure he was bankrupt 4 times but being smart he used his corporations for that, not his own name. That kind of sneaky exploiting loop hole thinking is what makes a good president.

Trump doesn't have time for political correctness, manners or a filter to stop offensive shit from coming out of his mouth ... the cuntry doesn't have time for it either.   

Trump says, "Tell people you’re successful or they won’t know it" which is why you'll hear him telling everyone how great he is all the time. Fuck modesty, Trump is the Ugly American we all know and love, all hail Trump!  

Leave Bill Cosby Alone!

Since when did having rapey eyes become a crime? 

Bill Cosby sets the standards, he has always been there as the American fatherly role model, he's white friendly and will roll his eyes and do a funny dance to amuse all. He never swears during his stage routines and always gave younger black people his advice like, "Pull your boots up, stop acting black and get a job!"

Nobody is perfect and Bill Cosby tends to drug and rape mostly white women ... aye the worse fear of the right wing conservatives who still believe in segregation. 

Should we forgive ol Bill? sure why not? We forgave Woody Allen who abused his own daughter, in fact many actors see working with that goofy looking little kid fucker as an honour. Many also recently supported Roman Polanski too because he's on the fringes of Hollywood and it's good for their resume. 
Many people still believe that Michael Jackson just slept in beds with young kids, nothing more. Jacko just seemed so normal so how could you even think he'd do anything inappropriate? 

NBC recently cancelled the show they were going to make with Cosby solely based on rape rumours. Well maybe they knew something else, maybe Frank Scotti a former NBC facilities manager told them of how he used to pay women off for Cosby and about the "arrangement" a modeling company had with Cosby to send his models, some as young as 16 to "interview" in his dressing room. 

One woman pretended to have an infection ... luckily he knew of another hole.

13 women have accused Cosby of rape, some cases going back to the 60's and 70's of course you have people saying, 'why did they wait so long?' and 'they must be after money' .... do you know how hard it is to go after someone as famous and as media savvy as Cosby? You'd have better chance of getting a cop arrested for shooting an unarmed perpetrator. 

Many of the people who accused Jimmy Savile of abuse could only do so after his death because Savile was wealthy, he did lots of charity work and was knighted by both the Queen and the Pope, talk about connections. 

Victims of Cosby have told how every time they heard his name he was getting awarded a medal or an honourary doctorate, how could you go up against that? 
His method of rape was to either give his victims a pill to help them relax or to slip it into their drink without their knowledge or he'd just whip his dick out at you. 

The women coming forward are long in the tooth and with nothing to gain except the exposure of a rapist. 
Hoping the allegations would go away Cosby had remained silent when asked about them and even told a reporter to "scuttle" the question and response in an interview he did.  "I think if you want to consider yourself to be serious that it will not appear anywhere."
          

Usually I'm all for lynching rapists and pedos but he's black so I don't want to be accused of being racist. I'm sure his victims would want him to be let off the hook cos he's so lovable, look look, he's doing one of those uncle Tom faces while wearing an 80's sweater ..... comedy fucking gold! 

On second thoughts I never liked the Cosby show and found him annoying, hang the fucker!

Terrence Howard has been arrested and accused on 6 occasions for beating women and thinks that Chris Brown is a good guy. Stay tuned for more fun from this role model over the years. 

Don Cheadle is a far better James “Rhodey” Rhodes anyway, just because you wear a military uniform you still have to make the audience believe that you could have actually been in the military, Howard is 100% civvie and not a great actor. 

Slut Shaming Self Appointed Pastor Of Sin

 

Linor Abargil won Miss World for Israel in 1998, just 7 weeks prior to that she was raped at knifepoint by travel agent Uri Shlomo in Italy.
After a fashion shoot in Milan she asked Uri to book a flight to Rome where she would then go on to Israel. The Egyptian-born Israeli told her that all flights were booked but he could drive her to Rome.

Very nice of him, 18 year-old Linor didn't have a reason to think otherwise. 

On the outskirts of Milan Uri took out a knife and taped her mouth and hands then raped her repeatedly, when she screamed he punched her and tried to strangle her with a cord.

She somehow managed to persuade him not to kill her saying that it was a one night stand and she wouldn't tell anyone.
As soon as she got to Rome she called her mother and then told the Italian authorities. Shlomo was questioned but released due to lack of evidence. Is rape even a crime in Italy for fucks sake?

She then reported it to Israeli authorities who issued a warrant for his arrest and set about extradition from Italy. They had to trick him into returning to Israel, then they grabbed him and got the DNA evidence from his car, he's now locked up for 16 years.

Other gurls have contacted Linor and have told her he did the same to them. Even after this Linor refuses to believe that rapists are evil people.
"They are human beings that have a big, big problem, But they are not villains at all. They can be anyone."
  
Very nice of her to say so however Old Knudsen believes that they may be ordinary people but they choose to do evil and therefore become evil. 

Then you have this dickwad. Dean Saxton is a student at the University of Arizona and very often goes around the campus slut shaming and telling folk why they will burn in Hell.

He calls himself Brother Dean and has said that Linor Abargil deserved to get raped because she shows off her body in skimpy clothes.
Ever meet some people and within 30 seconds of knowing them you become certain of one thing, and that's that you really want to punch them in the face and make them bleed?

Saxton says that if you dress provocatively and get intoxicated then you are partially to blame if you get raped.

If you dress provocatively you may get mistaken for a hooker but that is no reason for someone to hold you doon against yer will and force sex upon you.
Being intoxicated that you lose control and maybe pass out means that something bad might happen to you and yes, you've put yerself in that position but it doesn't mean you deserved to be raped.

No one deserves to get raped. It's not seen as karmic payback unless it's a pedo in prison.  People maybe be partially to blame for something bad to happen if they intentionally go somewhere that they know isn't safe and don't have anyone looking out for them. Bear it in mind that you don't even have to go looking for trouble as a home invasion could bring rape to you.

His making friends t-shirt.

If Dean shouts his mouth off to the wrong person he may get punched, that is a clear case of karmic payback, he may have deserved it.
Rape is not about the victim, it's about the rapist. Rape is not blurred lines it's an exercise in who has the power.
Dean thinks he has power over people because he's in a cuntry that allows freedom of speech no matter how stupid it is and he thinks that his Bible also gives him power over others. This lad has some real issues and does not think too highly of weemen, probably due to rejection. His year book should say, 'Most likely to become a rapist.'

Hypocrisy is a very Christian trait. 

 Uri Shlomo the rapist

Power over yer victim because you think you have it but the world says you don't. Shlomo had done this before and had convinced others that he had power over them and that no one would believe them if they ever told.  
Many fell for it, they gave him the power over them. If someone scares you or you feel intimidated by them that is from you, you are giving them permission to scare you.

Linor Abargil stood up to him and no doubt prevented others from being raped and maybe worse.

Dean Saxton is a mouthy wee shite who believes that yoga pants, feminism, Miley Cyrus, rock 'n' roll, revealing clothing, being gay, premarital sex, being Muslim and women going to college are immoral.
He got all of that from his Bible and his studies of scripture. He isn't denouncing the rapists or any other thing that men mostly do .... conflict of interest there?

This good Christian lad sounds just like Boko Harem, he needs to get out more from the safety of his campus and see what he deserves.

I Know You Want It

If you are going to do a poll on sexual abuse in bars the best place to go to is Toronto, Canada. The Canadians have had an image of being friendly, quirky and polite but we all know that friendly people hide their dark side so they can strike when yer guard is doon. Fuck .... Old Knudsen hates nice friendly people. 

 

I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two

Remember when the man of steel became the pervert with wood?  I don't mean the wooden acting that goes along with the role. He pretended to be a nice guy, basing his character on Canadians no doubt but we weren't fooled. 

 

Researchers at the University of Toronto and the University of Washington did a study to see if man's sexual aggressiveness in bars matched his level of intoxication .... it didn't.

I don't know why the University of Washington (DC that is .... like Superman) got into it, might as well do a study as to why the capitol is full of tweaker crackheads ...... and thats without Peter Robinson and Martin McGuinness's visit to promote trade with Northern Ireland.  

The aggression witnessed by the trained researchers had 25%  of all incidents involving sexual aggression and that 90% of victims were women being harassed by men.

The aggression was physically touching women without consent, threatening contact and verbally harassing their targets.

Ya know, foreplay ..... boys will be boys. 

 

Did the researchers get it wrong?  Well grabbing someone's breasts and disappearing into the crowd gives out a certain message. 

Men didn't get pished and then tried it on, they tried it on when they saw a vulnerable drunken female.

Bar staff didn't step in to help these weemen and so maybe that shows that training should be given to promote safe socializing areas. 

Why should this behaviour be tolerated anywhere?

Again it goes without saying that weemen should not get so pished that they cannot look after themselves or don't have trusted people looking out for them. It's common sense. 

You should be able to dress like Honey Boo Boo and go out on the tear safely, it's yer right. 

 

There are cunts out there who appear normal by day but as soon as they see an opportunity they pounce. It's a pity people do not listen to their instincts anymore. Just give listening to yer inner voice now and again a try and it will be like angels whispering to you, keeping you safe.    

Men choose their targets as drunken slappers are less likely to be able to fight back  and things can be laughed off cos she is totally blootered right?

I'm not going to make excuses for my fellow man, there are good and bad people of both sexes, especially those hoors that turn doon Old Knudsen but my instincts told me how to sort them out. 

The study was published  in Alcoholism: Clinical & Experimental Research. if you want to read about how lame and rapey men are when they think they can get away with it. 

Stay safe, if you can. 

Mohammad Ali Is Dead

 No not this draft dodging cunt. I don't have a picture of the real one.

In Shahapur, India, a bloke entered a garden to rape a woman cos he knew her husband was away.


Mohammad Ali aged  32, tried to violate the woman Monday morning but soon found out that she was not in the mood, and was not a morning person.

A typical Indian man with rapey eyes.

The woman beat him to death with a brick. Ka - Chow! fuck face have a brick to the head. Her husband was the caretaker of the garden that belonged to a physician and had given his wife this anti- rape device because ...... well it's India, and it worse than Alaska and DerryLondonDerry put together.

Killing someone with a brick can be difficult but if you know the sweet spot on the head then just a moderate smack will cause the head to explode.

Old Knudsen has been selling bricks and half bricks for years as they are a valuable part of rioting culture, being an expert on rape he broke into the self defence market. His cheap prices and high quality, together with an easy to use product has made him as famous throughout the third world as yer man Mikhail Kalashnikov who made something too.

Each anti-rape device cums with directions and the best place to use it against an attacker, so yer woman no doubt read them.   

The housewife was arrested but I'm sure she'll get off ..... unlike Ali who will never get off again.