Trump's Policies Make Sense

Donald Trump is the man, sure he may not like immigrants, except for the ones he hires so he doesn't have to pay Americans a decent wage .... that's business. Sure he may have raped his then wife Ivana in 1989 but as his lawyers have said, "you can't rape your spouse"  and lawyers know the law so that must be true.

John McCain, don't get him started there. John McCain is the Cecil the lion of the Vietnam war, only famous for failing. Cecil didn't make no propaganda video so fuck off McCain.

Trophy hunting, his sons are excellent shots so why shouldn't they practice on African wildlife? Animals don't feel pain anyways.

Disgusting! .... Boobs are for ditty wanks, not babies!

Breast feeding or using a breast pump, he called it, "disgusting!"  when a staffer got the pump out because he wouldn't let her have a break. Why should those wee fuckers get all the titty? If yer gonna pump milk in public then you should make sure you have enough for everyone.

The Pope has said it's ok to breast feed .... not around him of course because it causes him to barf a little. It's ok in theory like giving your wealth to the poor, just do as I say not as I do. Unlike The Don, the Pope is a hypocrite, who died and put him in charge? .... no one that's who, does God still speak through Pope Benny or does that power pass over with a magical talisman?

The Don says that God would agree with him cos he makes sense.
 

The Don says that Putin could nuke us at any moment .... he's right, sure we could nuke him back but that isn't the same as doing it first. No one remembers #2, the world only remembers #1 who the fuck remembers Buzz Aldrin, the second man to have allegedly have stepped onto the moon? I don't. I sure don't remember him hitting this dude for saying the moon landing was a fake.  

• Waterboarding:  Don't be such a pussy, it doesn't seem that bad. 
• Diversity and tolerance: Gheys should be allowed to marry ... ish, well leave it up to the states.
• Abortion: Maybe it is murder and should weemen really be given things like choices? 
• Death penalty: Kill them all. 
• Corporate tax: Businesses should be tax free, like churches. 
• Drugs: Legalise them so we can tax them. 
• Education: End the dumbering doon of American schools. 
• Climate change: It's a hoax!
• War: Boots on the ground cos that worked so well all the other times.
• Immigration: Chip immigrants and put shock collars around their necks. 
• Police brutality: Try being more white.   

 That polar bear on the ice flow .... what a fucking loser, they can swim ya know.

If scientists didn't predict things 30 - 50 - 1000 years in advance when people forget those predictions or are dead then maybe I'd believe them more. Climate change is real, it changes every fucking minute in the UK. 
Take a photo of outside and then predict the future from that ... that's what scientists are doing considering the world was getting colder after WWII, they don't have a fucking clue, but their rents are getting paid.
  

Beauty pageants will be used to qualify people for welfare, the ugly potential recipients have to work for benefits digging ditches or on other road gang activities while the good looking ones get reality shows because who doesn't like to look at pretty people?  

Trump is a successful business man and speaks like a working class trucker so he is better qualified than Kenyans or fake cowboys or weemen who think they should be preez because they fucked one. Sure he was bankrupt 4 times but being smart he used his corporations for that, not his own name. That kind of sneaky exploiting loop hole thinking is what makes a good president.

Trump doesn't have time for political correctness, manners or a filter to stop offensive shit from coming out of his mouth ... the cuntry doesn't have time for it either.   

Trump says, "Tell people you’re successful or they won’t know it" which is why you'll hear him telling everyone how great he is all the time. Fuck modesty, Trump is the Ugly American we all know and love, all hail Trump!  

Charity Begins Though It Shouldn't

Seems that Children in Need was on the telly last week. Old Knudsen was busy with his fellow witches having a blood letting ritual to revive a famous dead person's Ka and put it into Miley Cyrus as she is an open vessel.

 Miley is off with the wee folk.

Children in need and Comic relief is television designed to guilt you into giving them money, much like religion. A telethon to raise money filled with b-list celebs. 

Yes Children have needs but we must keep the dirty wee fuckers on the right path or before you know it they are seducing their teachers. 

So Children in Need took up 6 hours of taxpayer TV for a load of shite that included JLS and Doctor Who and raised £31m, they raised  £26m last year. Maybe it's just me but I suspect it is a VERY well off organization to work for with VERY good salaries.... just a suspicion I have.

Comic Relief's Red Nose Day in March raised  £75m..... they also had their night on the BBC because the BBC is all about charity, especially the children. 

  Cardinal Keith O'Brien delivering some children to Sir Jimmy Savile.

Sir Jimmy Savile did decades of charity work, bless his soul huh. The BBC have to pay out millions in costs for that wee scandal and it's us who pay it. We are suck suckers.

It's those with the least that give the most. 

 

The Queen or other multimillionaires can look good and give 5 grand but thats like us giving 50p. C'mon ya rich cunts thats only half a week of spa treatments.

 

We poor scum on the other hand have bedroom tax to pay (not Northern Ireland yet) not to mention  £145 a year in BBC license fee and for what? so they can squander it and guilt us into giving more? 

 

Old Knudsen doesn't watch much TV and the £145 for the honour of having the BBC is not justified. If they put on porn and zombies then Old Knudsen wouldn't complain but idiot reality shows, sport and 6 hours of charity giving ...... go fuck off!

 

I've told this to the BBC but they didn't reply and it's the law to have the license so until there is an opt out of the BBC we are shafted..... why does the government need a TV channel or dozens of shops selling TV merchandise? and why do they need us to fund it?    

Health Minister Edwin Poots on his children's work camp farm.

Why should we have a three year charity appeal to buy an MRI scanner for the Royal Belfast Hospital for Sick Children ? The charity reached £2m and the government will kindly pay for operating costs, thats 3 years of waiting, why not just go onto the telly? 

The MRI machine won't be operational until next year.  Why the fuck should a charity have to get the money for something like this ?

Lets set some ground rules, I'll give you aid if you promise not to breed more starving Africans to feed cos it's just not working out. 

Then if you give to a charity and stupidly give them yer address they keep sending you begging letters packed full of glossy pics of abused donkeys  or dogs in a cage .... why not save the money that all these letters cost to send out and buy the CEO that Merc they wanted. 

 

Animal rights activist Sandra Lertzman killed herself and took 30 of her rescue dogs with her, you just don't know who you are helping out these days. Organizations like PETA put doon animals all the time but keep it quiet...... Charity is all about the moral high ground.   

 

So lets paint everything pink for breast cancer awareness .... as long as the Susan G. Komen foundation doesn't sue the other charities for using that colour ..... um, not very helpful, it's almost like it's a business and you want to be the best. What about the breasts and helping? 

  

A woman with breasts in case you didn't know what I was talking about ... be aware, the world needs more wares.... or be a douche bag yer pretty good at that.  

 

Will the paint used, cause cancer?  that would be total irony. I'm sick the fuck of people being taken for a ride, why do we have to give money to raise awareness of breast cancer? who the fuck isn't aware of the existence of breast cancer? 

 

Why do we have to pay for awareness? 

Even Osama Bin Laden knew about it, he was on the mailing list for the begging letters, thats how we found him. 

Celebs telling us who we should give our money to.

Make up yer fucking mind, I'm not a walking ATM.

 

Now yer taking the piss.

 Oh the guilt!

Ok we get it, you like to raise awareness for charities but do you 'really' know where the money goes to? We give aid to Africans only to feed the local warlords who take it..... Hey Oxfam how cum you yer CEO's get such big bonus' that kinda defeats the purpose. 

 

Oh yeah there is their business skill etc but should they earn so much?  Especially in a job that is based on charity, what would the giver on the street say if they knew their 50p went towards the CEO's yacht ? 

Charity begins at home, stop giving shit to foreigners and help yer own lot. The more you give to charity the less the government has to cough up, and they fucking well have it. Austerity my arse, lets cut hospitals and rest homes to save money.

The government should be providing MRI's and help for wounded veterans but why should they if a self serving charity will do it for them?  No need to have a children's hospital, I'm sure some charity will pay for it if we close it. 

 

The NHS has a campaign about mental health called Mind yer head it has a website but if you go to yer doctor you'll find there is fuck all help available, maybe some CBT (Cognitive behavioral therapy) for 6 weeks and then yer done. Aye to be told to go for a walk to get out of the house or to keep yerself busy by a disinterested therapist for 6 wks is a great help. 

 

If you need any further help they may refer you to a charity like the  WAVE Trauma Centre . Lovely people and for a £5 donation you can get a massage .... true story bro.     

We pay for the BBC and don't get what we want, we pay road tax on our vehicles and don't get pot-hole free roads so what makes you think you'll actually help the crying little gurl on the TV that some Christians want you to save? Jimmy Savile was a Christian ..... just saying. 

 

A line in the sand

I refuse to give through peer pressure, oh what a cunt you are for not giving, I shall burn holes in you with my eyes.

When Old Knudsen didn't give to a Religious charity the guy shouted after me, "God loves you anyway" go fuck off you guilt trip giving fucker.

If I do give to a charity it will be on my terms and not because society expects me to or that the Big Issue seller (who doesn't actually sell them cos who wants them?) steps into my path  or because wearing a poppy tells people what I think. Old Knudsen is sick of being run by misplaced guilt. The guilt should be on the government that doesn't provide the service. 

 

In foreign cuntries like India, travelers are advised not to give to child beggers in the street. Disabled beggers might have been disabled by a criminal gang and you are now giving them money so they might do some more harm to others.   

Following that rule then you shouldn't give to any charity cos who knows what goes on in the background? 

 

   

Sucka

Salma Hayek has taken a bit of flak for breast feeding a wee sick African baby. Wet nursing is nothing new as you should all know so whats the big deal?


I don't give a fuck just as long as Old Knudsen is next.

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The Future Is Now

In the future there will be no white Jewish Canadians with big phasers.

Evolutionary theorist (who gets on like a blogger) Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics expects humans to divide into a genetic upper class and a dim-witted underclass by the year 3000. Did this not start in the 80's with Yuppies and now chavs? shit I bet I'm a part of the dim-witted underclass.

This bird looks upperclass to me.

People will become choosier about their sexual partners, causing humanity to divide into sub-species. I thought weemen were already picky, well the ones that I try to get off with anyway, maybe I should change my chat-up line, "you remind me of my daughter."

No over eating in the future.

The upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative a bit like me except for the tall, slim, healthy part. I wonder if the Upperclasse's farts smell in the future.

The movies have been portraying leading men and weemen this way for years its like 5% of the population, Hitler would cum in his nazi shorts if he was alive.

Prussian blue here are quite welcome to die in a fire, no offense gurls I just hate haters.

The underclass humans (or spammers) will have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures. You mean like normal people?

What the fuck is wrong with this ladies? you know you want it.

Humans will be 7 feet tall and live to 120 years, what Curry doesn't tell you is that for the last 30 years they are frail and have dementia and shit into bags, what a great way to live .

I feel like I've forgotten something.

Men will be more attractive, look athletic, and have squarer jaws, deeper voices and bigger penises.

Its like he just looked at my avatar and described me.

I take it that they'll look like this without working out for hours. Curry and his over educated silly English ideas, this is bullshit and let me guess, Curry is white.

The man of the future, no Brad Pitt , no Daniel Craig just tall dark and slimy.

Women, on the other hand, will develop lighter, smooth, hairless skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, and even features. This part sounds good, ah life is great in the upperclasses.

Of course those pert breasts aren't real but I'd still do a *lying week* on them.


White people are dying out as white is a recessive gene and the wogs breed like flies. The world will have only one coffee-coloured race of people. Fuck diversity, its not natures way apparently, the Japs and their evil ant mentality have had it right all along.
The Africans will die out too after we wise up and stop feeding the greedy fuckers but I reckon there will be different shades of skin, not just coffee, Curry didn't mention the Chinks, billions of the wee slitty eyed shites I think the future human will look a bit slitty and yellow also. I think the world well be so vastly overpopulated as no one listened to me to execute criminals and tards etc that the only 7 ft tall humans will be basket ball players as the rest of the world struggles for nutrition. Growing corn for fuel will starve the world you fools.


I think the only way we will become stepford people as Curry says is with constant plastic surgery.

Social skills, such as communicating and interacting with others, could be lost, let me guess, texting and a world of LOL! kill me now. When a 30 something says LOL!;) an angel loses its wings.

There won't be any emotions such as love, sympathy, trust and respect. Just like now then?

People will become less able to care for others. I shall look after the hot weemen, they don't need to return my love just lie there, I like it when they lie still.


Physically, they would start to appear more juvenile, which I don't believe as I've seen 12 year old boys who look 18 , Ten year-old gurls get their periods now by 3000 people will be born as adults........ouch! so glad to be male.
Chins will recede which has been happening in the south of England for centuries but will now be because people have to chew less on real food but going on what hes already said they will be small square chins.



I think evolution is a load of bollocks as its not in the Bible and especially if you believe Curry, obviously its radiation from the sun that will give us huge willys and the power to be beautiful people, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder who decides who is in the upper and lower classes? will there be tests? what if yer tall but ugly and stupid (Adrian Brody, Liam Neeson) or small and perfect (Salma Hayek, Dakota Fanning) what if yer a little bit of each?



All this talk of classes is oh so very British , one thing you can say about America is you won't find any class there, it makes no difference to them if you used to be a Hillbilly pig farmer, as long as yer rich you'll be accepted.


Dr Oliver Curry, he currently teaches Political Theory at New York University in London.

What is he 14 or something? doctors are getting younger everyday, why doesn't he get a real job? hes been courting the media rightly giving his over educated guesswork that can never be proven wrong unless I blog about it in the year 3000 opinion, it looks like this boy could be the next Richard Dawkins though I don't know why you'd want two of those boring cunts.

Oliver Curry who was hired by the bravo network must have been told, " Pseudo science gets ratings, don't over think it. Just read H.G.Wells, no here watch the movie Time machine, no one reads these days."

Get out in the world and you'll see how regressive the white gene is, Europe is desperate to get rid of anything brown and the birthrate is slowing amongst the whites, even in Russia they give away prizes so you have more Russian babies, in America theres widespread immigrant fear and hate and thats from a nation of immigrants. There won't be two forms of human, we are still too diverse for that, Curry sees things in black and white, speaking of white I'm sure the last of the Caucasians will be put into a nice reservation to live out their days until science can make them. Its doesn't matter what colour we'll end up even if we are all the same or just two different forms we will still find a reason to kill each other.

I have one thing more to say to these experts of the future, its 2007 where the fuck is my flying car and robot hoosemaid?

*A lying week* is an expression hardly used these days. When you start a new job you don't get paid the first week, thats called 'A lying week' you get that weeks wages if you leave that job and have to do a lying week for yer next job.