Google Saw My Boobs

If I was sued every time I took a picture of some slapper with her baps hanging out I wouldn't be able to afford my crack and drink addictions and then where would I be?  Would I still be an addict? or just a dict? Weemen are famous for having low cuts tops then giving you dirty looks when you want to lick or motorboat them.

"My eyes are up here, anyway as I was saying, in the end, only three things matter, how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you."

Wha? I can totally see yer minge through those shorts. 

A woman sued Google for taking a picture of her sitting on her doorstep. The Canadian got $2,250 because her co-workers found the image and made fun of her. Her face was blurred but the truck's license plate wasn't, she says that it puts her and her family at rick from potential predators ... like the people she works with who recognized her.

She wanted Google to pay $45,000 for the depression that finally made her quit her job at a well known bank but Google said wise up. She was also suing for Mockeries, derisions, disrespectful and sexually related comments also dignity, integrity, image, right to anonymity, right to have a private life and nuisance and inconvenience .... dignity? go put some fucking clothes on and stop slouching then.  

Maybe she should have concentrated on suing the bank for it's hostile work environment rather than trying to take the piss with Google.
Booble, Ogle er Google said tough titties to the $45,000 so she amazingly reduced it to $7,000 with only a small portion ($2,250) being paid to her.
 

So let me get this straight, you don't mind walking around outside yer hoose with yer boobs hanging out because for some insane reason that doesn't count but when someone takes a picture of you in a round shouldered slouch sitting like some awkward teenager you get upset. I'd love to know if you'd pop doon to the shop wearing this and what do you wear for work?

I'm sure yer work colleagues were right cunts, it's an office environment of course they are cunts, the boredom turns you into one but it isn't anymore than a day's worth of lol cos it isn't THAT funny. If yer worried about predators then stop drawing attention to yerself for fucks sake. 
    

Take a tip from yer gran, she doesn't worry about Google street view cos she doesn't dress like a hooker.
You can dress in shorts and a low cut top that reveals what you had for dinner but if yer gonna get upset about being seen then maybe you should rethink yer wardrobe and go put on some clothes.

Now what you've done Maria Pia Grillo is draw more attention to yerself. What I think happened was that you saw Google and have read about other cases and yer eyes lit up with Canadian dollar signs, nice try though.  

I Know You Want It

If you are going to do a poll on sexual abuse in bars the best place to go to is Toronto, Canada. The Canadians have had an image of being friendly, quirky and polite but we all know that friendly people hide their dark side so they can strike when yer guard is doon. Fuck .... Old Knudsen hates nice friendly people. 

 

I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two

Remember when the man of steel became the pervert with wood?  I don't mean the wooden acting that goes along with the role. He pretended to be a nice guy, basing his character on Canadians no doubt but we weren't fooled. 

 

Researchers at the University of Toronto and the University of Washington did a study to see if man's sexual aggressiveness in bars matched his level of intoxication .... it didn't.

I don't know why the University of Washington (DC that is .... like Superman) got into it, might as well do a study as to why the capitol is full of tweaker crackheads ...... and thats without Peter Robinson and Martin McGuinness's visit to promote trade with Northern Ireland.  

The aggression witnessed by the trained researchers had 25%  of all incidents involving sexual aggression and that 90% of victims were women being harassed by men.

The aggression was physically touching women without consent, threatening contact and verbally harassing their targets.

Ya know, foreplay ..... boys will be boys. 

 

Did the researchers get it wrong?  Well grabbing someone's breasts and disappearing into the crowd gives out a certain message. 

Men didn't get pished and then tried it on, they tried it on when they saw a vulnerable drunken female.

Bar staff didn't step in to help these weemen and so maybe that shows that training should be given to promote safe socializing areas. 

Why should this behaviour be tolerated anywhere?

Again it goes without saying that weemen should not get so pished that they cannot look after themselves or don't have trusted people looking out for them. It's common sense. 

You should be able to dress like Honey Boo Boo and go out on the tear safely, it's yer right. 

 

There are cunts out there who appear normal by day but as soon as they see an opportunity they pounce. It's a pity people do not listen to their instincts anymore. Just give listening to yer inner voice now and again a try and it will be like angels whispering to you, keeping you safe.    

Men choose their targets as drunken slappers are less likely to be able to fight back  and things can be laughed off cos she is totally blootered right?

I'm not going to make excuses for my fellow man, there are good and bad people of both sexes, especially those hoors that turn doon Old Knudsen but my instincts told me how to sort them out. 

The study was published  in Alcoholism: Clinical & Experimental Research. if you want to read about how lame and rapey men are when they think they can get away with it. 

Stay safe, if you can. 

Justin Bieber Mocks The Law With His Razor Sharp Wit

Don't get edumacated in a socialist cuntry. 20 year-old Justin Bieber doesn't know the difference between detrimental and instrumental but yet still, truth can be found in his words.
Giving his deposition in connection to his bodyguard beating up a photographer, Mr Bieber reminds us what a little wigger prick he really is.

'Was the singer Usher instrumental to your career' :::::Bieber's brain starts clicking:::::: 'uh instrumental, what the fuck are these lawyers talking about I've never done an Usher instrumental, they be straight trippin Boo ..... uh hold on I'm white'  Objection your honor, I sing on all my own instrumentals, you're thinking about my detrimentals.  

It Was Like That When I Got To It

Look at the sheer joy on my face when I thought I had won $30 million dollars on the Super Lotto Plus.

My lady friend Julie who finally gave in and accepted my offer of a date was most upset when she found out I had misread the numbers and had only got one, 38 in case you were wondering.

She told me she got a phone call about a family emergency and left. I must be serious as she has had her mobile phone turned off for the rest of the night. Ah well honest mistakes and anyway I came.

The Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corporation is apologising to people who bought more than 1,100 lottery tickets that appeared to be big winners but were actually mis-prints.

Before The Troll comments about how stupid me and me readers are blah blah blah I'd like to say what a horse's arse licking wanker he is.

Sorry thats a mis-print hes a horse's cock sucking wanker which explains the breath.

The "winners" will not receive any cash because the law says that misprinted lottery tickets are null and void. You know I might have been able to live with null but void as well? it leaves a void in my life.

One Canadian winner who thought he had won $135,000 Canadian Dollars "had already made plans to move his family out of their basement apartment, send his children to college and live the life he had always dreamed about".

Sounds like a childless single life in his basement apartment to me.

This guy living in his parent's basement didn't have enough money to send his kids to college and move his nagging wife out.

All he has in life once he gets paid at the blood diamond mine up there in Canada is buying 10 lottery tickets a week to give him hope and a case of beer to blot out his crappy existence.

If his kids are serious about college or the porn industry which is in need of a huge, throbbing government bail-out then maybe they should apply with full length pictures to my trust fund.

'The Old Knudsen Trust For The Young And Firm Bodied'

If you wish to donate:

Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is fighting for his tattered reputation after the whole selling of Obama's Senate chair on E-bay. He is going on about his record saying "does that not count for anything?" Thinking he should get off with it.

Well if you only raped and murdered one person in yer life should you only get parole because you gave money to a trust fund for young people?

Sheila Dixon the Mayor of Baltimore, America was caught hitting companies up for gift cards to give to the poor and needy but kept most of them for herself as she shopped at 'Toys Ar se' and other stores.
She insists she has done nothing wrong and will continue to carry on as mayor as if nothing ever happened.

How can you make public appearances waving and smiling at people knowing you spent $500 in gift cards that was meant to go to poor kids?

It was nice of the Canadians to say sorry as in most countries its a good old "tough shit bucko".

Like when the Yanks bomb Canadian troops in the wars of terror.

I love films and I have this one called, "15 minutes" Edward Burns and Bobby De Niro. There are these two Slavs who go around killing people. One of them observes American life from daytime TV and the Tabloids.

One case he hears about is a guy who kills but blames it on his psychiatrist for not putting him on meds because he should have known what he is capable of. The killer gets off with it and becomes an artist and gets a book deal.

The Slav looks at all of this and comments that no one takes responsibility in America. He later tries the insanity plea himself and nearly gets away with it.

When you see mongs suing McDonald's because they burned themselves on the 'Hot' apple pie or when they spilled their coffee over their knob or because they blame the fast food chain for making them fat you see that all of this is true.

Then McD's change the menu and no more super size or they bring in salads and luke warm food as if it wasn't bad enough before .

Hey I'm a sex addict or I'm addicted to drugs and drink, its an illness you know. No it isn't its called restraint its called making choices.

In 2007 Elizabeth Shelton then aged 21, whose father is juvenile court Judge Pat Shelton (I don't think that means he is a juvenile) had a blood alcohol limit more than three times the legal limit when the SUV she was driving rear-ended a truck, killing her boyfriend.

Convicted of intoxication manslaughter for the death of her boyfriend she was sentenced to eight years' probation and had to serve four months in jail.

The gurl is suing the truck driver she ran into for negligence though there is no evidence of such.

Or the woman who was drunk with her 2 kids in the car and she crashes killing her 11 year-old daughter. The judge blames the demon drink and says she has to pay for the funeral as punishment as she has suffered enough.

C'mon what a fucking system, you can sue anyone for anything and some time you may get lucky.

Take responsibility people, admit to me yer sins and I shall give out an appropriate punishment, deny it and you'll just make things worse on yerself.

"Let he who is without sin cast the first half brick" I'm throwing a virtual half brick at you cunts.


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