The Fall And Rise Of Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin is a 56 year-old 2 time Emmy and Grammy award-winning comedian. Not really a fan I am fascinated at how she can be a bit on the minging side yet have a banging body ... one of those contradictions of life. 

She recently made headlines which turned out to be the sort of headlines she could have done without. 

   
Is this funny? ... is it artistic or in anyway interesting?  Why can't she do a cleavage shot like normal people? I'd look twice at that.

Old Knudsen has never liked Donald Trump. Before becoming President he was just an irritant, one of those people you'd make a face at then turn the channel. It's easy to read him and I didn't like what I read. 

How did I know Americans would be stupid enough to make him President? Who next Bill Cosby or that pedo from Subway? What the fuck? This is who you want to represent your great nation and land of the free ... a draft dodger?

Now I totally approve of cutting the fucker's head off but I wouldn't let Barron see it cos that would be wrong. You guys have guns, overthrow him like an English tyrant for fucks sake, it's your right.

   
I'm not in the US anymore so I doubt the SS will be at my door to investigate me. MI-5 or even the police won't either cos the Tories cut their funding. Anyways unless someone *hires me* I won't be doing it. 


Some have compared the pic of Trump to how people treated Obama. They made Obama dolls they lynched or turned him into targets for shooting. This doesn't justify it cos when faced with an evil bigoted dangerous cunt like Trump we have to be better.  

He refuses to use science and logic so we use science and logic. He uses lies so we use the truth. We leave the dirty deeds for the darkness and only show the world what is right and just. 

Like when Giles killed Glory/Ben because a hero like Buffy doesn't kill ... did I just waste a Buffy reference on you? Not my fault you have shite taste in TV and haven't watched it.  

Justin Bieber has been killed at least twice on screen so Mr President you ain't that special. A beheading is obviously less acceptable to Americans than a hail of bullets. Getting gunned down is fucken American and Christian only ragheads decapitate USA USA! 

Griffin understood the line she crossed and apologized. She said that Trump broke her. I think it's the whole looking into the abyss thing. If all you see is negativity then that will affect you and your anger at this will give you a brain fart. How no one mentioned ... yeah this isn't funny to Griffin is beyond me. 
Is it like no one telling Trump not to blab secrets to the Russians, he's a big star no one tells him what to do or they get fired.

Griffin seems like a far nicer person than Trump and has known him on and off for years, she said he always seemed like a buffoon so yeah, she knows him. 
The picture was inspired by Trump's Megyn Kelly comment about blood coming out of her whatever when he suggested that she must be on her period ... ya know, the way men belittle women.

She has been fired from her New Years Eve job at CNN and has lost sponsors like Route 66 Casino and Squatty Potty ... what the holy fuck? ... so classy.

Trump is never held accountable for his words and only apologizes when caught and while campaigning for President. Grab em by the pussy!  

The Trump's circled the wagons over Griffin and used Barron saying how badly he took it. Firstly why did you let an 11 year-old look at it? Second how does Donald even know as he never spends time with him ... did the butler tell him? and thirdly I bet Barron and Melania would cheer if someone cut his head off.
 
You can tell there is a mutual dislike. Every weekend deadbeat dad Trump would rather spend his time on a golf course than with his young son. 

They should have done a bust of Trump spewing shit from his mouth rather than blood. Also with Giffin's tits showing. Maybe with 6 blokes standing around her wanking and a donkey getting fisted by a Paul Ryan look alike in the background. Does no one have any imagination these days?

Griffin is intelligent and a hard worker and will bounce back. She has further stand up material to use and is on people's radar, she'll probably write a book or something. After this I'd giver her a fucken job. 



*Due to the writer's abuse of alcohol and prescription medication nothing in this blog can be used as evidence and you will be tracked down and killed if you try ... JK see what I mean?*
 

Is Blackface Really Offensive?

The answer is NO! I am not at all offended by blackface. Well that sorted that quite sensitive subject out.
Hold on, maybe Old Knudsen is more enlightened (pardon the pun) than others, there might be some who will take offense. Ach we're just celebrating yer natural athleticism, skillful dancing and huge schlongs, we whiteys move like a turd dripping from an arse and 10 inches may not be big to you but I'm comfortable with my size. I think we can all agree on big booties and that fried chicken is delicious .....   so what's the problem?
 

 Robert Downey jr ... or not, white people all look the same to me. 

Any way ya have to admit it but we crackers make better black people than you do. Robert Downey jr should have gotten an Oscar for Tropic Thunder, if only the DHS had waited to kill Heath ledger after the Oscar ceremony.

 Check out this big G

Sometimes when I'm listening to J Bieber dropping some beats on my boom box I wonder if he's got or had a little black in him. I am truly amazed that he doesn't get shot by the police when he tours America.

Now this is offensive!

If my post has offended you  ...' Dear Blogger, I am a proud liberal not of color child of the universe and am disgusted at this post I read while I was trawling through the Internet looking for things to be offended by. This post goes against my brothers and sisters of color makes my vagina weep, and I'm a man .... or rather a male woman to get the term correct.'  

Just fuck off .

'I don't see people as color but rather than just as people .. except for my fellow Caucasians who can do no right as far as I'm concerned, racist bastards the lot of them, except for me who had a dream that I was a black slave in a former life.'

Black people as white people? now that is offensive as that was what the fucking Nazis were doing, how dare you black people! In fact I'm going to write to Blogger about this post myself you Nazi lovin cunts!

Ach fairs fair you did get yer own back by making really crappy slaves so we'll call it even then. I doubt that black folk could goosestep very good anyways, like how you can't sing Amazing grace without adding a shit load more vowels and lookin like yer in pain .... you just can't.

Just think about poor ol Obama, he has to wrestle with the whole 400 years of slavery thing and white privilege, the White hoose staff probably walk on egg shells, should I stock the fridge with malt liquor or Coors? Will he be krumping or air guitaring today? ... he plays basket ball and golf, yer trying too hard BO.

Travon Martin could have been my son .... of course 5 years at a military academy would sort him out, get him away from hoodies and into polo shirts .....  pastel polo shirts. 

There is a real racism problem in the world, not just white cops shooting black guys, c'mon people they shoot other races too, you not mentioning that or comparing the Michael Brown shooting to a white woman getting arrested for shoplifting in a department store is racist so shame on YOU!

Oh look a white person got arrested, if he was black they'd shoot him .... is that at all helpful? By that line of thinking that all cops are either racist or incompetent ... or both yer saying that all black people are lazy and celebrate Kwanzaa by breaking and entering. Stereotypes work both ways and should only be used when laughing at/with people .... or ironically. 

If people aren't being racist then they are trying to pull/keep their own doon. Or during the Prop 8 voting on ghey marriage the black vote went towards oppressing the gheys. You aren't me, you don't always have to keep putting others doon to fill that void in yer life when they cancelled Firefly.

Lets draw a line in the sand and start acting the white man ...oops my bad, um behaving like strong, compassionate people. Black white, brown, yellow or green, lets stop hating on people for what chance or fate has made them be and just hate them for behaving like dicks.  

    What is the problem with Michael Jackson?

Lighten the fuck up .... not literally as that is well creepy. 

Justin Bieber Mocks The Law With His Razor Sharp Wit

Don't get edumacated in a socialist cuntry. 20 year-old Justin Bieber doesn't know the difference between detrimental and instrumental but yet still, truth can be found in his words.
Giving his deposition in connection to his bodyguard beating up a photographer, Mr Bieber reminds us what a little wigger prick he really is.

'Was the singer Usher instrumental to your career' :::::Bieber's brain starts clicking:::::: 'uh instrumental, what the fuck are these lawyers talking about I've never done an Usher instrumental, they be straight trippin Boo ..... uh hold on I'm white'  Objection your honor, I sing on all my own instrumentals, you're thinking about my detrimentals.  

Why Is Bieber Trying To Spoil Everything?

Strippers and titties and spitting on gurlies, things that Old Knudsen holds dear, these are a few of his favourite things douche bag. Stay away from them Bieber!

You've been warned.

Bird Brained Pope

First you had Justin Bieber spitting doon onto fans from his hotel balcony and now you have Pope Francis encouraging children to throw live animals out from an upstairs window. Not a very good example and what the fuck? do priests and the like have children on tap? 

The Pope hoped that by throwing animals out of a windie this would somehow bring peace to the troubled Ukraine with it's anti-government protests. If it's black magic yer doing try throwing one of the kids out, you can't use the gurl for anything, throw her out. 

Mine mine mine. 

The Pope who was named after St Francis of a see saw often throws out chips and bits of bread for the birds so it wasn't any surprise that the local crows and seagulls of Satan! thought he was throwing out some little ghey doves as a snack. 

Don't worry the doves escaped and went on to live a long and happy life  .....  no not really. 

Great Wall? ... I've Seen Better

Lay the fuck off my man JB! There were medical reasons why Justin Bieber had his bodyguards carry him up the Great wall of China.

Fact file:  The great wall of China was built in 1841 by Benjamin Great who was an English architect that really hated disabled people after he was bitten by one as a child, it was hoped that the wall would keep the mongs from Mongolia out of China. It would have worked too except building codes meant that he had to build a ramp for wheelchair users, mongs do not have wheelchairs but were able to scale the ramp and over power the guards by standing inappropriately and unnervingly close to them.  

Fact File: In 1986 Andrew Ridgeley from the pop sensation Wham fell off the wall and was killed outright. At that moment George Michael vowed to have a successful solo career.   

Fact File: After being carried up the great wall of China, superstar Justin Bieber said the wall was very nice causing international outrage. The Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper was forced to go onto television and state that the wall maybe nice but that it is also great. China stood down it's nukes. 
 

 Fuck you Darwin, and yer theory of evolution.  

Do you know how hard it is to walk, never mind climb steps with yer troosers pulled doon round yer legs?

Also do you know how difficult it is to climb hundreds of steps when yer off yer head on the drugs? It isn't easy being the Biebernator, he may make it look easy but it's not.  

Hes not just some chav ya know.

Yer gurl with the book in the attic Anne Frank, she'd go moist if she knew the Biebster was in her secret hole, and when the Biebmeister spat on those gurl fans well that will probably be the crowning moment of their shitty little lives.

Before you condemn the great JB just try walking a mile in his shoes or maybe you could get yer bobyguards to carry you for that mile.

Justin Bieber Says

As the fans go boo!!!!