Such A Boring Post

Are people obsessed about talking about the weather because it is something that we all must endure?
We no doubt feel that bonding sense of us against nature and so much back stab Mother Earth and her moods.

More likely because it's a safe mundane subject least likely to get yer nose broken over. Weather forecasters often get the weather wrong so you getting it wrong is fine...... you can't go wrong.  

Did you see that goal Bobby Bobson scored in the first half? if they get through to the final the blues will be playing them, Moore's knee injury will blah blah blah ..... the only thing more boring than the weather is sport.

Maybe Frank's long lost brother will reveal himself to the person behind the threatening phone calls, if not then sheila will use those pills she got from her lover Dr Walters and will poison the doctor's wife .... gotta go, dining with the dancing singing stars on ice is coming on ...... then again TV might be quite dull too.  

Peter Willis, a retired postman plans to photograph the hundred thousand odd post boxes in Britain because ...... well fuck knows. Oh you just never know what box you'll get and from what year and in what condition.
Ya know what? I was going to start heroin today but no, I'll photograph postboxes instead, just think the rush, the sheer adrenaline.
I bet the wife gets a really energetic banging after a day of post box spotting, 'I'll stuff a letter with the correct postage into yer slot ya bitch ..... post it, post it, post it!'

 

Chris Hemsworth the Australian soap actor turned Thor worries about appearing as a boring person.
He prefers to remain quiet and doesn't tell people about his personal life in case it's exploited .... aye whatever dude, you stand around looking glum barely uttering a word. Yer an Aussie jock who loves himself and you are boring, but yer pretty and have lovely hair and big muscles so yer boredom shall be forgiven.

 

  As long as Tom Hiddleston plays Loki, we will tolerate you.

In Northern Ireland politics is sooooo boring. You'll hardly get anyone telling you of their opinion unless it's a really safe topic like Ian Paisley and his Alzheimer soundbites.  The weather: well Brits whine like fuck, oh no it's raining, oh shit it's sunny ...... on a 100 metre stretch of road Old Knudsen counted 42 cars and only 4 of the drivers had sun glasses on while the big ball of light in the sky blinded all.
Well it gave them something to talk about right? Their boring life had meaning.

Books: I think the only books people read are as bad as the TV shows they watch. 50 shades of Grey was a talking point for a time as these boring people were told that a bit of bondage, a few slaps and a little biting was fun.

With the right person some fake rape can be sexy, if ya don't believe me just ask yer Ma.  What is the point to people with no imagination or passion?   

Work: If you talk about work with people who do not work with you then it's like telling people yer dream, unless I was in yer dream or there was sex in it .... with me then don't bother telling me.

Old Knudsen has envy for you boring people, imagine being pleased at having such pointless intercourse, never having an original thought and being happy about that.

Aye yer the boring fuckers that tell Old Knudsen he isn't funny when you miss the point of what he is saying, ach if only I could read yer *blog* to see how funny you are.








* As written by you, not 10 others who you take credit for and blogging about yer baby or yer dinner  isn't blogging*

Hairy Vadge Or Not A Hairy Vadge? That Is The Question

Americans are a wonderful people, they like to put it out there while we British shake our heads and tut. Repression is the norm for us, Gog bless you Queen Victoria .... even though she was a total freak in the sack.
American Apparel put bush on their shop window dollies, maybe hairy nosed guy mannequins are next. Will Barbie stop hacking off her thatch? 

Is the bush back? Is the Sasquatch look sexy? do we even know what sexy is anymore or are others just going to call you a pervert because that is how we've been trained to think?  If Old Knudsen had a dollar for every time he was called a pervert he'd be rich, even with the crappy dollar to pound exchange rate.
A pervert is someone who will do what you won't.  

A pretty lass with nicely plucked eyebrows with some brown, blonde barbie doll wanna be.

Research student Emer O’Toole went hairy for a year to battle those artificial gender norms, I loved her 'get yer pits out for the lads' comment though the presenter 'Eamon Holmes the fat Northern Ireland cunt who is a dickhead in real life' didn't just laugh at it he 'had' to say "it's not lads you are getting them out for it's women" ... aye whatever, just laugh ya twat it was funny. Watch it, it'll will explain what I want to get out there and may make you think ..... something that daytime TV is not known for.

Is Miss Greece 2010 hawt or nat!

Any excuse to post about my favourite topic

Old Knudsen likes shaved arm pits on weemen and soft smooth legs cos weemen should be what men are not, soft and smooth. Boobies are not hairy and I LOVE the boobies.

I like weemen to have a hairy muff but for the love of Gog trim it a little. 

Why do we like weemen shaved? It's because pedos have run the world for centuries, also back in the day fucking whatever was acceptable.  The leap to finding children sexy to some is still a short one reinforced by society norms.

 

Sexualising  children is fucking disgusting, dressing them up as tramps, dancing to Single ladies is wrong on so many levels. Just put yer child on sellyerkidtopedos.com and be done with it. 

Nice and hairless like a child ..... shaven twats make Old Knudsen think about this and kills his mood. Shaven cunts are fucking itchy, seeing a woman getting stuck in there is as unsexy as seeing a man getting stuck into scratching his sweaty balls..... well I don't find that sexy, pulling out wedgies is hot though, especially if skid marks are involved. 

Muff Pubes aid with the friction of sex and so are a little more important than armpits. 

Madonna was hot in the 80's for five minutes until I saw her pits.     

This subject conflicts Old Knudsen because weemen shave and put make up on because society have told them that is what you should be doing. Aye they may say "I do it for myself" but thats because they are conditioned to do it and are used to it .... Gog forbid you'd incur the wrath of peer pressure when 50 year old barbie doll look a likes sneer doon their noses at you.   My man likes me this way .... funny since you've never asked him.  

Yes I'm sure he really wants yer finger nails as long and useless as that because he loves to think about the dirt and germs you harbor under them while you cook his dinner that has to be on the table by 6pm.  

Nails long enough to scratch backs during sex but short enough to clean the shit out of when you wipe yer arse.  

At the same time Old Knudsen likes armless arm pits and legs and to give yer minge a hair cut. A short back and sides not a landing strip or tiny soul patch. 

You should be able to do what the fuck you want with yer own body but if you can't sell yer body (or parts) kill yer body when you please, eat trans fats or have whatever medical procedure you want then you are in no way free. If the law don't get you then peer pressure of what is socially acceptable will. 

If you don't shave then fine, Old Knudsen may still tap you after a few drinks, don't worry fat chicks,  chicks with dicks and makeup less ladies you are in Old Knudsen's sights drunk or sober or high cos he ain't that shallow. 

If you love someone already and they decide to go hairy then I doubt THAT will make you love them any less but if it's someone you don't know, well no one is forcing you to ask them out.