Did Trump Really Kill A Hobo?

The American Association for School Shootings is up in arms over the latest werds from Donald Trump. Trump stated that he could shoot people on New York’s Fifth Avenue and not lose any voters.

Daniel Whiteside, the founder of AASS said on his blog 'Mission Statement' on Tuesday that "talking about shooting random people makes spree shooters look crazy."

Daniel is a polite, quiet young man according to his neighbours and never has any friends over. AASS also found Trump's other words to be offensive too.

"I could break into Hillary's house and knock out Bill and tie her up because she is weak. I've been talking about beating her for weeks but I'll just rub my harden cock over her face then maybe cut off her nipples before shooting the two of them in the head Boston style .... I used to collect rents in Boston so I'm street tough and I'll make America street tough, I'd get more support in the polls for this and maybe the medal of freedom from myself when I'm president."   

Trump also ranted on about slicing up hookers that earn less than $36,000 per year but who doesn't do that huh?

Trump's voting base laughed and cheered while the British (who take killing people seriously) set up another petition, this time to bring back hanging just for Trump.

Trump has said how he isn't into guns but ever since running for president he has expressed his joy for air shooting. It's like air guitar but done when yer watching a war movie.

 Trump after having binged on DeNiro movies. 

Experts have suggested a link with being president and violence but think that this is just part of Trump's mental breakdown which started in 1972.
Obama had never killed anyone until he became president and now he routinely takes lives around the world with his drones, he broke GW Bush's record in his second year as president .... why do you hate brown people so much Obama? 

Studies suggest that Trump would probably start another US civil war and might even sell Alaska back to Russia after having flipped the state if he became preez. 

Trump was just recently endorsed by fellow draft dodger Ted Nugent and that Duck Dynasty beardy guy who has also never served either. His biggest endorsement came from Sarah Palin whose speech which ended with the words pew pew pew Murica! Has gotten the most attention.
Palin who uses her sexual appeal to make men do her bidding may very well have made a deal to be directly under Trump as the president of vice should he get into the White House.

Daniel Whiteside the founder of AASS says, "if he wants the spree shooter's vote then he's gonna have to start talking about getting rid of school security because as it stands the only ones supporting him now are fetish and serial killers." 

The Most Hated Man In America

 He must put camo over his teeth when he hunts.

Walter Palmer, the evil dentist from Minnesota is the most hated man in the US .... probably because both Obama and Donald Trump are out of the cuntry.  Obama is telling off 3rd world nations in Africa and Trump is in Scotland watching chicks play golf.

Palmer loves wild life, that's why he loves to kill it .... to honor nature he went to Zimbabwe and paid a couple of shady as fuck dudes $50,000 to kill a lion.

Cecil was cute and cuddly and only ate meat from animals that had died natural deaths, he had dabbled with vegetarianism but it was difficult being a lion and all. He was part of a conservation study and was collared, living a life of safety.
The two guides lured Cecil out of his national park home where hunting is illegal so that Palmer could shot him on normal land with a bow and arrow ... many reports say a crossbow but since Palmer had used a bow on numerous occasions he probably used a bow.  Who the fuck uses a crossbow to kill a lion?

Wounded, Cecil ran off and they tracked him for 40 hours then they shot him, skinned and decapitated him and bummed each other with the raging boners they had.

It's best not to ask why he is naked with this dead leopard.  

Palmer probably didn't expect a huge backlash since he kills all the time. In a statement he said, "Wh wh wh what's the b big deal? So what if it had a name, don't get attached people ... you don't name your gu gu guppies for f f fucks sake." 

13 year-old Cecil had black streaks in his mane which flowed in slo-mo when there was a breeze, he was a bit of a tourist draw at Hwange national park. A White House petition to get Palmer extradited to Zimbabwe has gotten nearly enough signatures for a response.

This was Palmer's second lion kill as killing lions gets him really hard. I'm sure for half the price of a lion the Zimbabwean government would let you hunt some of its people.  

Crazy woman Mia Farrow posted his address on Twitter which I don't think was very cool but fuck him eh.
I haven't been crying over Cecil, oh whatever, so many people and fluffy animals get killed and die all the time. In Nepal the Newari people of a village in Kathmandu rip a young goat apart with their bare hands and teeth to celebrate the 900 year-old Deopokhari festival .....yes there was a petition to stop it 3 years ago, so much for petitions. If you let every death get to you you'd never get through a hot dog or a salad without a stream of tears. 

The stupidity of the killing gets to me more than anything.

The Hindi temple in Bariyarpur in Nepal which sacrifices thousands of animals every 5 years to the goddess Gadhimai have said they were stopping the killings. They can't stop people coming along with their cows and killing them though but it's a start, maybe I'll stop cursing Nepal for a while though those guys ripping the goats apart will die in similar pain they inflicted upon the wee goats. 

He has even killed a polar bear and hopes to kill a panda sometime in the future.

Palmer was fined $3,000 when he illegally killed black bear in Wisconsin in 2006. In fact 2006 was quite a busy year for him, according to a former employee he was sexually harassing her. His insurance company settled for $127,000 in 2009.

This guy is a cunt, that is for sure. I hope his grown up children weren't raised with him as a role model, his wife Tonette also hunts so I suspect killing animals for fun is a way of death life for them.

As Old Knudsen has stated before, Old Knudsen is ok with hunting though he no longer does it himself, except for humans and he eats what he kills.

Only hunting that is for conservation reasons or for food is acceptable. 

  Killing animals legally is such a boar.

If you go and kill animals to stuff or for a selfie then yer just an asshole. Why travel millions of miles to kill an animal that wasn't doing you any harm and that you didn't need to eat to survive? Was that lion with its yawning and licking its bits in Africa bothering you Mr Palmer? 

Was causing un-necessary pain to yer patients (all dentists do it) not enough for you?

I try to understand him a little. Dentists are all resentful because they aren't doctors and no one likes going to them. That resentment and frustration along with that hot receptionist probably made him do some unneeded root canals and why did mother never love me, FUCKING BITCH!!!!! even after I killed father she never loved me, she could see what I was she could see my inner beast and yes I think about killing animals when I have sex..... oops too much there. 

Being a profiler I sometimes get too into it ..... but you knew that as you sit there hoping that there might be tits in this post and yes, you are to blame for most of yer troubles in life which you secretly know.

 

 Not just any tits but vintage tits.

Killing Cecil has probably ruined Palmer's life, of course there are those who are dependent on Palmer like family and employees so this karma isn't fair on them but for all the lives Palmer has ruined, sure they might just be animals but they were probably better at being animals than Palmer is at being human.

Not really a big story in Zimbabwe, at 80% unemployment all the media and Internet hype seems like one of those First World Problems to them. Tryphina Kaseke a street seller said, "Are you saying that all this noise is about a dead lion? Lions are killed all the time in this country, what is so special about this one?"  

Another local Joseph Mabuwa said, "Why are the Americans more concerned than us? we never hear them speak out when villagers are killed by lions and elephants in Hwange."


Lion lives do matter it seems .... cos they are cute. 

 

Melissa Bachman Overkill

There is outrage at the moment about hunter/TV presenter Melissa Bachman shooting a lion. Old Knudsen isn't against hunting and has hunted in his time, however he is against doing it when you don't have to. Use a camera not a gun or bow for fucks sake.
Bored big game hunters or TV presenters, not a good enough reason to kill magnificent animals like these.
Some animals such as deer are breed for the specific reason to hunt but seriously, was the grocery stores out of food or did you have a craving?  

The funny thing is that no one said a thing about her killing bears, deers, gators a zebra, boars, antelope etc etc.

 Are lions just too cute to kill?

This cute lion killed a lioness in front of the public at a Dallas zoo, it's been a bad week for lions ... but ya can't trust the fuckers.

Maybe cos there were no tits in the other pictures. Here she is during her show putting a shout out to one of her sponsors that make bullets. Yep, thats gator brains all right.

Is there a law that you have to dress like a redneck skank to hunt gator? I suspect from the crowd of hungry swamp rats that she was also hunting for something else.

"Three bucks in one day" .... Now she sounds like yer Ma, and shes gagging for more.  

Montana is 20 bucks and a doh! short thanks to her. Not all were shown on the TV .... boy she must really like venison.

Rule # 143 Always believe what you read on T-shirts, Facebook and Blogs.

"Hahahaha did you see my arrow going through the bear's neck and sticking out of it's other shoulder? I'm very pleased with that .... it made me moist." 

 Look how big he is, Isn't he gorgeous?

I really dislike how giddy she gets when she kills something. Maybe it's because Old Knudsen has mellowed the fuck out with age but he'd rather let an animal live than end it's life for TV ratings or ego.
She claims to be an animal lover but aren't we all?  I mean who doesn't like KFC?

The animals she kills, if they are big they get called a monster but I don't see them terrorising a village or killing livestock.

Some of these monsters run off once she shoots them with an arrow and she has to follow the blood trail .
She says she likes deer meat ..... she should shop at Marks & Spencers, their prices are extortionate and they aren't that special. Don't get me started on people who use an M&S carrier bag when they go to other shops thinking they are all posh, you aren't posh yer sad.

  

The ultimate prey

Old Knudsen's view on killing. Animals do what they do and if there is no good reason to kill them then leave them alone .... Humans on the other hand are allegedly capable of higher reasoning and know who the choices they make effect. Some people really do need a good killing because of their actions. I can justify killing a terrorist or a pedo and would not lose any sleep over it.

Ach shes just making a living doing what she loves to do, killing animals. Some dig ditches others repair cars and she kills animals and shows it to others...... Yeah it does sound bad, I'm sure shes a lovely, well adjusted lass, follow her on Facebook if you want, don't follow too close as she likes to kill within 20 yards and make sure yer doon wind or she'll smell yer Lynx/Axe body spray.   

    

Jamie Bryson Is Shameless

A question: Did Gog decide in all her greatness to make some humans so pathetic that the only thing they can ever be in life is a laughing stock?

Maybe someone should tell them. 

If she did make Loyalist mongs on purpose she sure did a great job. Sorry what was that, respect yer culture? sure I will as soon as you respect the law and stay the fuck out of my sight.


Loyalists are not known for having a great sense of humour but if you can't laugh with them then feel free to laugh at them, they sure do entertain.

Ballymena Whats That About?

Meanwhile in Ballymena Adam Robinson was beaten and tortured after a week long drink and drugs hoose party. His three fellow party goers Teri Lau, David Roddy Patterson and Paula Wilson had an argument about the exact wording of some Bible scriptures during a game of Guess my sermon and assaulted him up in the bathroom.

Robinson was stripped naked and thrown into a wheelie that was then taped shut and wheeled to a park a mile away.

What the fuck is wrong with Ballymena people? Old Knudsen has had to deal with some this week and boy where they stupid and rude .... thats three separate people.

Sure they live out in the Bible belt full of farmers and junkies so I guess I should cut them some slack but they for some reason think they are better than everyone else, thats like those country bumpkins the hobbits thinking they are better than the dwarfs.

  Look Frodo it's a big sexy tractor bey. 

They live in a town that they call City of the seven towers, they ain't a city and they don't have 7 towers..... what the fuck?
You know what Ballymena? yer shopping is shite.

Gog botherers, angry farmers, snooty bigots, junkies, drunks and sheep .... doesn't sound so bad after all.

 

Bear With Me

There is a question here in America as to why Civilians need assault rifles. Well it seems there is the whole thing for the people to have a right to bear arms for the defense of themselves and their own state, or the United States, or the purpose of killing game.................. remember man is the ultimate game.

Or so I've heard as Old Knudsen has never taken part in a Hobo hunt and does not keep heads in his fridge as trophies.

The government of America was overthrown by traitors to the crown this we all know but since then the government has worried about the people having the power to do the same thing to them and so would like to make sure the police and military have more firepower than the people thus making any armed uprising null and void.

Could the people defend a cup of warm piss in a fire fight against an army?

Old Knudsen thinks it would be great to have bear arms but only if they had thumbs, I'd be like a hairy Wolverine but with pads.

Speaking of bears I was watching a show on the Roadkill channel last night and they talked about how bears in Alaska are coming closer to human towns and becoming more bold. It was a white bear they were worried about, either a grizzly covered in snow or a polar bear but as we all know polars don't travel anymore than 25 miles from the coast and this was 200 miles inland.

Then they thought a hybrid................... which uses less fish than the usual bear.

Polar bears are just brown bears who have adapted to snow over the years , not evolution because we all know thats a load of shite and bear bears can have interracial fornication if so wanted .

A hunter went in search for this Pizzly and what weapon did he have? why a M-16. An assault rifle the Yanks lost nam with and still continue to use this day. Old Knudsen prefers something with more stopping power that is easier to use, hmmmm maybe like the AK-47's all the enemies use which is why they kick arse.

Old Knudsen has learned that sense is an outdated idea in the world and no one wants it.

When Old Knudsen killed the Great white panda of the pennienes he didn't have a gun, all he had was an orange and some brown wrapping paper and he was grateful.

So if anyone says, "Why do civilians need automatic weapons?" the obvious answer is bears!

When the snow melts because of the invented and highly marketed Global warming (buy Al Gore action figures) the bears will be coming doon to take yer jobs and eat yer dogs.

Go buy a big gun that holds a lot of bullets, on second thoughts get two.