Showing posts with label hobophobia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hobophobia. Show all posts

Monday, 19 June 2017

Undercover Special Forces Day Drinkers

MP7 cunningly concealed in his bag

If you see a homeless man on the streets of London don't give him money. I'm not being heartless they'll just use the money to buy drink. No I'm not being judgemental it's just that according to some newspapers there are special forces soldiers posing as hobos. 

The fucken SAS will use that money for drink, I know those elitist cunts. It's all true about the SAS living on the streets. In a bid to prevent terrorist attacks they send them out to be undercover day drinkers. 

     
Old Knudsen was too dangerous for the SAS, he was in the SNAF the Special Needs Assault Force. If there was a job that had a special need for violence then that was who the SAS called when they were too ascared. 

I was living on the streets at one time but I'm a fucken professional, a method actor. I had a fake divorce, fake nervous breakdown, fake restraining orders, lost my house and my fake cover job at the bus depot after a fake drunk driving incident and lived on the streets to prevent terrorism ... my real assignment. 

I took my legal highs and drank my litre of cider followed by a 6 pack of extra strong brew ... just to fit in. I even took my turn at Fat Jenny when she passed out .... just to fit in. She usually charges so I was being frugal like a hobo would be. 

I jumped up to bother nice people for 20p. I shouted "God bless you" in a passive aggressive tone when they didn't give me anything.          

SAS Captain Rodney "Rodders" Wilkinson and his attack dog Fang 

I may be exposing some special forces personel working undercover but Old Knudsen is more fucken special than they are!

I've seen them sitting there with their regulation hair cuts and shiny Nike shoes as they shit into bags they carry with them to avoid detection. If they were serious hobos like Old Knudsen they would be throwing that shit.

 Sgt Charlie "chucky" Robinson ready to attack Al Qaeda 

Their SAS colleagues pretend to be members of the public and give these fake hobos food and drinks in order to keep up pretenses.   

If you see a civvie giving a hobo a bag from McDonald's and a coffee, pay attention for they might say, "it's rather chilly today old chap, you should wrap up"  and the hobo would reply, "the wind is from the east today and may bring rain later around noon" .... obviously it's code. I can't tell you for what as that may put lives in danger. 

Major Tom "Tom Tom" Billingston and Colonel Jim "Jimmy Jam" Mustard

People go on about immigrants stealing jobs but what about SAS members stealing turf? A good British or Romanian hobo could use that money to buy crack or have a go at Fat Jenny but those SAS cunts are no doubt wasting it at the pub while laughing about being paid to sit around in a blanket. 

This leads to a question, are there really homeless vets on the streets or are they all undercover? 

This explains the Tory "sorry we can't fund helping homeless veterans as that is a matter of national security" .... it makes so much sense now.  At least they didn't say, 'we hate those fucken veterans and refuse to help them' like they have done with nurses, doctors and the police etc. 

So if you see a hobo shouting obscenities and trying to fight people just leave them to it as they are probably highly trained professionals keeping you safe from terrorists. 

 

Wednesday, 2 March 2016

Millennials Need To Shut It


Millennials just need to shut the fuck up! It you were born from the 80's to the early 2000's you know nothing, yer generation Y because that's what you keep asking. Just go play with yer X-box, juice box or ear pads cos the adults are talking.

Aye, a whole generation just needs to stop talking because all you say is idiotic things like selfie, dad bod, manspreading, screen-rage, rage-quit, moblivious, emoji, facepalm, bestie, sapiosexual, fleek, mic drop, mansplain, butthurt, hangry, awesomesauce or random ... quit adding and enriching our society and culture with these shitty arsed werds or you will be pwned.

Remember when weemen used to spread em? What ever happened to womanspreading, can that not be a thing now or am I tool old to get that?    

The only streaming Old Knudsen knows is what comes out of his boils which were born way long before the 80's and he doesn't mean the 1980's.


I'm too awesome for hobos!

Justin Keller is a San Francisco tech entrepreneur that wears plaid shirts and has a beard .... experts doubt he has ever cut doon a tree and therefore is no type of real man. He wrote an open letter to the major of San Francisco that complained about the homeless people he'd see on his way to werk.

"The wealthy working people have earned their right to live in the city. They went out, got an education, work hard, and earned it. I shouldn’t have to worry about being accosted. I shouldn’t have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day."

He has a valid point, you should only be allowed into the city if you are well educated and are doing well. Once you hit a lower threshold of salary you should be ejected out into the cuntryside.   

Hobos leaning up against cars, yelling about cocaine and pulling their pants doon is just not on, what is this Ballymena? Why aren't the police shooting them? 

Crazy ex military hobo. 

After that time in the US when the cops moved a homeless military vet with PTSD on but he resisted arrest and there was this uber violent manhunt thing, cops are less likely to torture hobos these days as it gives them bad PR. 

Hobophobia will not be tolerated. 
A typical hipster .... he likes hair products and irony. 

First off: hipsters with beards. If you can grow one and want to then fine. During the Crimea war having a big bushy beard in the British army was encouraged and they didn't need to cut doon a tree to prove their manhood, they blindly followed orders and charged at the enemy to their deaths and they were fucken grateful. 


Old Knudsen has cut doon trees but gravity does most of that werk. Try growing a tree from seed, that right there is man's werk. No, I don't mean an avocado tree, that's not manly at all. Ask yerself what a emotionally stunted   real men like Dick Winters or Audie Murphy would grow. 

 I'm not ghey I just dress that way.

As for plaid shirts .... there are lumberjack ones and then there are fruity ones like Doris Day would wear. You need to question yerself on whether Doris or Madonna in her cow gurl phase would wear them or not. 

Fair enough, Justin Keller's letter may sound a little self entitled and harsh but then again shouldn't the major be doing his fucken job? It's easy to be homeless in the US. In the werds of president Trump, "losers suck!" ..... Instead of 'In god we trust' they should have, 'well I'm alright, I've got mine' printed on their money.

 Colour Sergeant William McGregor of the Scots Fusilier Guards looked like a hobo but was a hero.

In Callyfornia you can get help if you are homeless so why don't they?  Over the past year 4 hobos have died on the streets of Belfast, what is our excuse? We have hostels and are a socialist society

Many hobos have mental health issues or don't want to give up their substance so there is no helping them. You can't help people that don't want to be helped. 


Keller writes: "I see people sprawled across the sidewalk, tent cities, human feces, and the faces of addiction. The city is becoming a shanty town … Worst of all, it is unsafe."
    
He's right, do these people with nothing care where they shit? Why aren't they getting fined for littering? Should homeless people get a free pass?
What Keller did was not phrase it all very well and instead of just complaining about the drunk and violent panhandlers he should have gone on about civic duty and lets help them or get them help. I don't mean giving them 20p towards their next bottle of beat the wife, aren't there prisons labour camps or dog food machines they could be put into? 


It was bad timing that 25 year-old Talia Jane wrote her open letter to her employer Yelp. I believe that some on the 'we hate bratty millennials especially that Keller dude' vibe hit her. 

She wrote about her job and how as a Yelp Eat24 customer service representative could barely eat herself while werking at her $8.25 an hour job. Her rent was $1,250 and that was the cheapest apartment even though it was 30 miles away she pays $11.30 a day on trains.   

She does own a car ... it was her grandpa's car and a headlight is busted and a tire is flat. She earns $1,500 so she comes away with $250 and $56 of that is for travel. Could you pay yer utilities with that and buy food? 
She had planned on sharing apartments with a co-worker but he backed out so she found herself with not much of a safety net. Maybe she could find a friend on Craigslist, those people are nice and normal and never try to beat you to death or anything .... unless yer in Florida or a cat lover in New York that is.  

Yelp responded by sacking her and saying about how the cost of living around San Francisco can be high. Aye, they were total cunts. 
As have a lot of people been which is odd. She has been branded as an entitled millennial probably in part to Keller. 

Maybe those complaining are thinking back to 40 years ago when things were rosy and debts could be paid off instead of being around yer neck for most of yer life because you chose to go to college. Maybe those complaining haven't been in a job in which you can't afford to live, you just merely exist and tread water in life never getting ahead. Raiding the cupboards for a dinner of rice and instant gravy isn't an enjoyable way to live. 

Starting out is always tough but at 25 it should be a little better. Stoopid entitled millennials complaining about living under the poverty line, shut the fuck up and just take it like us older folk. We know our place and those with more money than us are obviously our betters .... wait wha? 

Old Knudsen has been poor, he knows how special a pizza or pack of beer can be. You forgo buying underwear because life has worn you down so much that you need a treat now and then. Being poor can be stressful.  

Well done to her trying to make it in the werld, if she was a 40 year-old living at home you'd be complaining too. She is out there trying to earn money and having a job should be worth the effort. Getting room mates or a second job is not normal, you should be paid a decent 'living' wage. 

 A 67 year-old stuck in traffic so therefore no room in the cuntry for refugees ....  not too wise.

Yelp, yer a pack of fuckers, get with the program. Keller yer a fucker too. When millennials, or anyone has a point and a valid gripe then they should be heard though with social media it is more easy to spot morons. The Interwebs doesn't make you stupid it just shows everyone else that you are stupid. 

We expect the young uns to lern from us old folk though wisdom does not necessarily come with age, plenty of old idiots out there or people that think they know it all. There is always something to lern from anyone of any age you just have to be open to lern it, you won't lern if you label the messenger and dismiss them out of hand. 


Wednesday, 27 January 2016

Did Trump Really Kill A Hobo?


The American Association for School Shootings is up in arms over the latest werds from Donald Trump. Trump stated that he could shoot people on New York’s Fifth Avenue and not lose any voters.

Daniel Whiteside, the founder of AASS said on his blog 'Mission Statement' on Tuesday that "talking about shooting random people makes spree shooters look crazy."

Daniel is a polite, quiet young man according to his neighbours and never has any friends over. AASS also found Trump's other words to be offensive too.

"I could break into Hillary's house and knock out Bill and tie her up because she is weak. I've been talking about beating her for weeks but I'll just rub my harden cock over her face then maybe cut off her nipples before shooting the two of them in the head Boston style .... I used to collect rents in Boston so I'm street tough and I'll make America street tough, I'd get more support in the polls for this and maybe the medal of freedom from myself when I'm president."   

Trump also ranted on about slicing up hookers that earn less than $36,000 per year but who doesn't do that huh?


Trump's voting base laughed and cheered while the British (who take killing people seriously) set up another petition, this time to bring back hanging just for Trump.

Trump has said how he isn't into guns but ever since running for president he has expressed his joy for air shooting. It's like air guitar but done when yer watching a war movie.

 Trump after having binged on DeNiro movies. 

Experts have suggested a link with being president and violence but think that this is just part of Trump's mental breakdown which started in 1972.
Obama had never killed anyone until he became president and now he routinely takes lives around the world with his drones, he broke GW Bush's record in his second year as president .... why do you hate brown people so much Obama? 

Studies suggest that Trump would probably start another US civil war and might even sell Alaska back to Russia after having flipped the state if he became preez. 


Trump was just recently endorsed by fellow draft dodger Ted Nugent and that Duck Dynasty beardy guy who has also never served either. His biggest endorsement came from Sarah Palin whose speech which ended with the words pew pew pew Murica! Has gotten the most attention.
Palin who uses her sexual appeal to make men do her bidding may very well have made a deal to be directly under Trump as the president of vice should he get into the White House.

Daniel Whiteside the founder of AASS says, "if he wants the spree shooter's vote then he's gonna have to start talking about getting rid of school security because as it stands the only ones supporting him now are fetish and serial killers."