Drone Strike Kills Facebook User

 

Jay Arnold sat alone drinking in his single bedroom apartment in New Jersey, he watched Fox news because he likes to stay well informed.
After a piece about foodstamps that claimed that 87% of foodstamp recipients are fat, lazy criminals he went to his laptop and signed in to Facebook.
He couldn't take out his frustrations on his ex wife and that cunt Jeff who had replaced him as the father of his children so he looked for a meme that insulted foodstamps users ... an easy target for his passive aggressive impotent rage.

Why was Jeff sooo fucking perfect anyways? 

2,000 miles away at a secret location airman Wallis a drone operator had time to look at Facebook on his phone. In a moment of anger he diverted an armed drone patrolling the Texan skies north to New Jersey and fired 2 hellcat missiles into Arnold's apartment.

"I just saw red, my momma got ill and lost her job and home, she needs foodstamps just to survive as her new part-time cleaning job doesn't pay much. My wife and I also require food assistance, we go to the Operation Homefront pantry, sure it feels like begging and is embarrassing but we have a son with special needs and live paycheck to paycheck, we know many other military families and veterans struggling to put food on the table and gas in their cars. We don't need ass-hats like Arnold making us feel even worse, I don't even know why we're friends on Facebook, if I knew him in real life I'd probably punch his smug condescending face in, I have no regrets!"   

Don't feed them or they become dependent ... like animals at a park. 

The number of serving military and veterans needing food assistance continues to increase. When you insult foodstamp recipients ... that's people who are poor enough to qualify as it isn't a fucking luxury lifestyle choice, you are insulting the people that defend yer freedom to be a loud mouthed bragging dickhead and you are also insulting their families, friends and many sick and disabled people .... you feel like a big man now Arnold? Just remember, there are plenty of drones out there for all the other patronizing, judgmental, know nothing asswipes.




     

A Post Full Of Dicks

So the DUP defeated yet another proposal to bring same sex marriage to Northern Ireland. The DUP have a history of hating queers be they leezers or turd pushers and just recently Jim Wells the health minister resigned after he just couldn't stop condemning gheys ... He used his sick wife as an excuse to leave.
So wells said that children in a homosexual household were more likely to be abused and told a couple of lesbian would be DUP voters that he and his party didn't agree with their lifestyle .... so can we count on yer vote anyway before you burn in Hell?

Was he surprised that he got a nasty worded backlash from the Internet? Well stop being a cunt and then you won't, a sick wife isn't an excuse to be a dick and an Internet backlash doesn't make you the poor victim.
The DUP leader Peter Robinson (with the old lady face) has said that his party believe that marriage is between a man and a woman .... and of course sometimes between a man, woman and that woman's toy boy lover as is the case with Mrs Robinson, Heaven holds a place for those not ghey, hey hey hey.

 L-R Trevor Lunn, Judith Cochrane and Kieran McCarthy Alliance homophobes.

The Alliance party voted for same sex marriage .... except three of their members. They had previously voted against but this time abstained. The Alliance party just had an article in the Belfast Telegraph on how they respected and welcomed everyone, well until the voting that is.

Old Knudsen would like these three to fuck off and die and advises you not to vote for them, go Green or even cock sucking Sinn Fein for fucks sake. Don't they understand that this is about equality, not about if they hates gheys or use the Bible to oppress them. The Troubles occurred because of a lack of equality and every time we deny it to others we're holding our progress back. Their votes would have made a difference. Feel free to write to them or to David Ford the Alliance party leader and tell him to control his members as this flip flopping free vote thing they have going on is losing voters. Man up Alliance and dump yer wankers.  

The Governor of Maine Paul Lepage likes to screw over the voter with his tax breaks for the rich, poor job creation and then complain about them because they are poor. He has said that the 32,000 unemployed Mainers are too lazy to look for work because they are busy getting high.

Lance Armstrong winning the Tour de France 7 times while high on the crack has set a standard few can live up to.  

There is an attack on the poor who are getting government assistance on the SNAP program, politicians have been calling for any junk food not to be allowed to be sold to these people and certainly not steak or fish because that should be out of their budget... oh and lets do drug tests before we give them assistance. 

Lepage is calling for no prepared foods to be sold either on Foodstamps assistance. The average amount of help is $125 per person per month, which works out to about $1.40 per person per meal but considering the real cost of food it never lasts a month.

Many people who are working receive foodstamps because they get a shitty wage. 47 million Americans depend on food stamps, half of them are children and a quarter of them are seniors. The spouses of many active military members requesting food help has risen dramatically in the past couple of years .... are these lazy stoners?

Dicks like Lepage wants busy poor and often disabled people to make up their own spaghetti sauces and pickle their own dills like the rest of us do and if you want meat don't be going to the deli, eat it from cans like poor people should. Tinned cat food has all the necessary health requirements that the poor deserve.
There is no shame in being poor or needing help, maybe those trying to shame the poor are just distracting because they are not doing their job well enough to create employment or training. The old, poor and sick have always been an easy target for bullies.  

Even the beautiful people can be dicks.

Sean Jefferson, aged 45 and Elizabeth Jowitt, aged 37 go around cemeteries in York and steal wreaths, lanterns, memorial slates, homemade toys and other trinkets to decorate their home with. I'm sure it looks lovely, how dare you judge.

They pleaded guilty in court and received a  curfew and a restraining order from cemeteries in York.

Finding out that someone took sentimental stuff from yer child's grave to decorate their flat with didn't go down too well and neither did the lack of prison time .... but that's the soft as shite UK for you.
May this couple get all they deserve in life ..... and make overs STAT! 

Someone doesn't think that Manchester council fix the potholes in the roads fast enough and have taken to drawing cocks around them.   The city spokesperson said:

“Has this person, for just one second, considered how families with young children must feel when they are confronted with these obscene symbols as they walk to school? Not only is this vandalism, but it’s also counter-productive,” the spokesman said. “Every penny that we have to spend cleaning off this graffiti is a penny less that we have to spend on actually repairing the potholes.”

 

 Good enough for council work.

Maybe the young families don't want their fucking axles and suspension broken in big fuck off holes in the road as they drive to school and those walking don't want to be hit by a swerving car or one that loses control because it hit a fucking big pothole ..... you had one job to do, just fix the fucking roads, we pay enough road tax so what is yer problem? 

Well it doesn't look like the graffiti bothered them too much since we can still see it and those road fixes, seriously? A bit of rain will have that back to a hole within a week. Maybe if you resurfaced and maintained the roads you'd save money on half arsed repairs that you can barely do. 

Poor People Can't Cook Won't Cook

Nice wine glass collection.

Baroness Anne Jenkin who is on the House of Lords' Refreshment Committee that spends thousands of pounds on Champagne has come out and said that poor people in Britain are going hungry because they "don't know how to cook."

"We have lost a lot of our cooking skills, and poor people don’t know how to cook,"  she said at the launch of the feeding Britain report.

"I had a large bowl of porridge today. It cost 4p. A large bowl of sugary cereal will cost 25p." When Old Knudsen was fighting the English at Culloden, all we had were a few handfuls of oats to keep up of strength and we were grateful .... of course we did lose. 

There is always some wealthy or entitled cunt ready to tell the poor people what their problem is. The Baroness who claims £300 every day she attends the House of Lords and clocks in (even for a few minutes) is married to MP Bernard Jenkin, who, in 2009, was claiming £50,000 on his expenses to rent his sister-in-law's farmhouse so she knows all about being poor. 

 

 

Jesus will open up a can of nutrition on you.

Justin Welby the Archbishop of Canterbury is calling for government run food banks because he is shocked that people from the 1st world have to rely on food handouts in order to survive. 

This is while cunts like Jenkin has her oats and other MP's say that food banks are used by people who have made poor decisions in life or are addicted to free shit. 

Old Knudsen has been poor enough to have to use food banks in the past, he didn't use it for the great food or because he couldn't be arsed buying it, he used it because like all the others that use them they don't have a choice though the out of date muffins were nice. 

In the US, military families often have to go to food banks thanks to a lack of a living wage. Food banks exist because people need them not because people want them. People who work are also collecting foodstamps, the world is a shit hole in which working hard or serving yer cuntry does not guarantee a good standard of living. 

You get cans, rice and pasta from food banks so cooking is involved but many people don't have the tools or the place to cook in and storing cooked food is also an issue considering the tiny fridges they sell in the UK.

We don't need out of touch rich cunts telling us how to survive. Getting  £300 (which is 2 weeks wages for some) for 40 minutes of standing around excludes you from commenting on the poor .... now back to the kitchen woman and make me a 4p sandwich!    

Poor Hilary

Hilary Clinton said that she was "dead broke" and in debt when she and hubby Bill left the White house .... that explains the missing silver.

With homes in really nice expensive neighbourhoods, Chelsea's education and lots of legal bills things must have looked bleak for Hilary.   

Can any of you even imagine what it was like for her to roll up to the welfare office with her security detachment in a convoy of black armoured Escalades only to be told that she didn't qualify for foodstamps because she owned too many homes and cars?

She was forced to scrimp and save, using coupons where she could, managing to get the weekly shopping bill to under $25,000, her respect of the American people grew because they have had to do this for most of their lives.

Unemployment was particularly difficult for her, as well as running a home she took on the almost minimum wage job of after dinner speaker charging as little as $200, 000 for every speech and public appearance she made.
Bill was even forced to give up his sex addiction rehab treatment because his pre-existing condition wasn't covered under their new healthcare provider.

Both she and Bill have clawed their way back and now and no longer have that worried look as they frantically do math in their heads at the store checkout. 
Those salad days have not been forgotten, they still buy the less expensive brand of champagne, they only go to the spa every other day and only let the maid run their dishwasher at night when electricity rates are lower.

Just two average Americans, struggling to get by just like the rest of us.