Experts Are Pretty Sure This Time

"You can run but you can't hide, the future isn't safe cos the leaders lied

the oceans will rise and the cities subside yeah" 

Or why a younger Old Knudsen gave up writing songs. Tired and cliched now but back then no one was talking about the environment much. The experts were telling us to expect another ice-age. That was back when we blindly believed experts, we even believed what Doctors told us too and that not all politicians lied and that the BBC was in no way fake news. 

Is it any wonder that so many don't believe in Climate Change, gravity or the dangers of excessive wanking? 

These days experts use social media, memes and peer pressure to make you believe ... oh you don't have to believe cos 99% of experts are positive they are right this time and it's science so it's true whether you believe it or not.  

Reminds me of the Christian passive aggressive expression 'Jesus loves you whether you like it or not.'

Kinda creepy. 

So Younger Knudsen was ahead of his time. If he had continued to write songs would there be one about tiny pocket computers that hypnotize you and make you their slave? 

"Touch me, look at me, you are scrolling down gonna hit rock bottom. You need a fix, a notification of gratification."

 

Thank Gog for the Interweb and its ton of free porn. Old Knudsen could have been a Bob Dylan or Randy Newman instead of whatever he is today.

Noah's Flood Is Bound To Happen Again

 

Danny Healy-Rae is an Irish politician that isn't big on the lernin but knows everything ... he's Irish ya see.

On climate Change he said that 'only God above controlled the weather' so yon scientists that think they know everything because they have graphs an shit can go fuck. Who hasn't cried out to Thor to stop striking the anvil during a thunder and lightning storm?

Now he's citing historical fact. We had the Ice Age. We had Noah's Ark. We had all those stories. The facts are there and history proves it. 

There were some centuries when the country was very hot and warm and then there were different centuries with so much rain and cold. So, those are facts.

Service with a smile .... he must be serving an English person or a fag ... aye like he can tell the difference.  Stay on the path when the moon is full young stranger.

Well I'm happy enough with that. The pro-life, against same-sex marriage and same-sex adoption former bar man has made his case clear and simple.  I'd believe rather him than that smarmy Brain Brian Cox who looks like a boy band member that got old .
 

 Look at my graph, it took me hours to make this, no it's not about climate change it's my book sales. 

Yes the werld is getting warmer and Florida is going to be flooded but we in the UK are used to shitty weather so while summer has always been hit and miss as to whether we get sun and winters are becoming milder I can live with no Florida. Imagine that, CO2 levels rising, luckily we haven't chopped down 20% of the rain forest ..... ya know, those leafy things that absorb CO2. Sort out yer cardboard in yer bins and drive a smaller car if it makes you feel better .... or you could plant fucken trees. 

Recycle to save the environment, oh and to employ the people that make money from you sorting out yer trash.  

   

No one past the age of 5 should really believe that the Ark story is real or historical. The animals went in two by two but there were more than just two of each. God says get 2 of each animal then he says get 1-7 pairs of the clean animals. A clean animal is one that has a hoof cloven in two and chews the cud. Don't ask how the unique marsupials from those continents not yet discovered or that were flightless got to the Ark. 

His boat was 515ft long, as big as a WWI battleship. At that size it could hold 35 tons of animals. African elephants can weigh any where from 2-7 tons, not much room then for the rest of the animals with 2 of them as well as their smaller Indian counterparts.  Did they have polar and Grizzly bears?

You couldn't get the genetic variations that we see today from one pair or a handful of animals. The largest wooden ship built was 300ft, built in the 1900's. Wooden ships that size need iron strapping or they warp and they also constantly leak as the wood keeps shifting. There is a reason we shifted from wooden to steel ships.

So this bronze age farmer learned how to fell trees, season the wood for years and build a boat bigger than anything modern ship building experts could build. He also become an expert on animal husbandry too. God didn't have a help desk phone line he told him what to do (vaguely) and let him figure out that chimps fling poo and will go anywhere without tamper proof locks.

All that genetic variation crap is scientific bullshit, maybe Darwin was Satan. Animals on islands that separated from mainlands evolving differently. Or beetles on different sides of a mountain becoming different to survive their environment, sounds crazy, what's next, spaceships landing on the moon?      

The water: Do you remember learning something in school called the Water cycle? The water on this planet evaporates with the heat of the sun, turns into condensation and forms clouds, then cools doon and falls back to earth as precipitation. 

There is only a set amount of water on Earth, this water came to us from meteors back in the day which are frozen rocks. All the water in the world did not evaporate and rain for 40 days and nights, we know this because of the ice layers in Greenland and Antarctica that date back at least 40,000 years. They weren't under water or melted.

 At the very least, these would be everywhere.

If you froze the Earth's water it would rise about 50 feet,  Mount Everest is 30,000 feet for fucks sake. What would happen if the Earth was covered in 30,000 feet of new water? The Earth's crust would be destroyed. Remember that dirt is molecules and when wet they separate which is why we get sink holes.       

Throughout the myths of numerous cultures there are flood myths. These are usually sent by the gods. Christianity having helped itself to various bits of other religions is the best known because Christians put all the others to the sword to become the werld's largest religion of peace.
Many myths go back to back into prehistory but many are within the 5000 BC era that the flood is said to have happened.

Lets just ignore the various cultures around the werld that were thriving  during those times. Like the Chinese discovering how to use rice, the stones at Carnac, Stonehenge, Newgrange in Ireland, the great Pyramids, maize being cultivated in Mexico etc etc, so many cultures that didn't notice being wiped out by the flood as they made copper pins, bowls and learned how to farm.

 Calm yer tits.

Danny Healy-Rae says we have these stories. By saying that he just discounted them as stories, not fact. There is no historical evidence, nor does it makes sense scientifically or in any other way. Having religion means that you just have to believe, have faith, accept or be gullible if you please.

In Ireland the Lebor Gabála Érenn (The Book of the Taking of Ireland ) is a collection of stories and poems probably written in the 11th century when monks were spreading the good word .... when I say good I mean bollocks. Calling it the good word or the good book is the earliest form of spin and media manipulation there is.  Oh I'm telling you the gospel truth, I did not have sexually intercourse with that woman.... I did destroy her back doors though.
   

Either her ass was destroyed or she lost it in Vegas.

The book of Ireland says how we Irish (yes I'm Irish today) are descended from a bloke that sailed with a lass who was descended from Adam through the sons of Noah. Cessair was the daughter of one of Noah's sons. She set sail for Ireland just before the flood because hey who doesn't want to be Irish? (yeah the English, oh whatever) and Cessair married Fintan mac Bóchra ... obviously a young Middle Eastern man going by the name that she sailed with.

It's like Jesus citing tracing his family tree to King David yet he isn't even fucken related by blood to Joesph according to the story.  

It turned out Fintan was left alone with 50 weemen all yapping about him leaving the toilet seat up so fled to the shop for a pack of smokes. When the flood came he shape shifted into a salmon, hawk then eagle before becoming human again living for 5500 years. We say the flood happened 2361 BC, just before lunch which was quite inconvenient. Yes we were going to have boiled potato and cabbage with some corned beef duh!  

 An expert of body language I can tell that consent has been given without a werd being spoken. 

All Irish can shape shift, when Old Knudsen drinks an magic potion or 8 pints of it with some chasers he becomes a funny, witty young charming man that all nearby weemen want to be chatted up by.  He can also fight like fuck and will take on younger bigger men cos Old Knudsen has the magic .... and a bicycle chain he hides in his pocket.    

All you Irish out there don't be surprised when yer Ancestry DNA test comes back with Middle Eastern bits in it.... and bits of kipper too. 

Here's what happened. People make up these stories right? They always have done. They had to make their own entertainment back then and it's not like they had Snopes or Wikipedia for fucks sake.

Some one from the bronze age or further back probably didn't travel far. Boats along coasts were the easiest which is why all the main cities are coast accessible. Going inland there weren't any roads and it was tough going and you never knew who you'd meet, it was the most dangerous option.

 Floods in Louisiana, 13 dead but it happened during an election and the Olympics so who cares? 

A village gets flooded way back in the Bronze age one year and it ruins their bronze age carpets and crops. It's like a total bummer and they have to eat the family pet. Their whole world has been destroyed by a flood.

Well since me crops are mush and I ate me family I'm off to wander the earth and tell my story about how my world was flooded.

These fuckers didn't know about The Dadiwan culture in China, the Sesklo culture in Greece or whatever. No one was going to check their story, they believed in giants for fucks sake and shape shifting Middle eastern Irishmen. The Hopi had people floating around on reeds and the Spider Grandmother telling them that with great power cums great responsibility .... and don't trust whitey, or Spaniards.  

So you have Irish politicians citing Noah as a historical figure, the DUP believing the werld is only 6000 years old and yon Texan Republican Joe Barton saying that wind is a finite resource and all the wind turbines will use it up.

 Ginger pubes, yer reward if you read this far. 

These people rule us and say how things are to be done. It makes me sad that people don't question Climate Change and denounce anyone that asks a reasonable question like how warm is the Earth supposed to be? Maybe because Old Knudsen doesn't look at things from a human perspective and Climate Change is all about how it will effect us parasitic humans.

It also makes me sad that mythology is presented and believed to be facts. I've lived a long time and in that time governments, scientists and other humans have lied and gotten things wrong .... a lot. Also if in doubt shout "conspiracy" or just accept the lies rather than look foolish.

Question everything and be ready to change yer opinion if wrong. I've done it on numerous things ... I wasn't wrong I just had the wrong information BTW. If you can't change yer mind you can't change anything.     



  

How The US Melted The Ice Caps

HAARP stands for High-Frequency Active Auroral Research Program. It was a DARPA program built in 1990 and situated in buttfuck Alaska. 

It was basically a way to control the atmosphere by heating and charging it up. A successful program that has recently ended and the land now being sold off. 
Well that's what we've been told. In 1990 USSR was gone, the cold war was over. HAARP might have been a reason for this because it could put out a megawatt pulse aimed upward at the ionosphere and any Russian missiles would be destroyed if they flew through it. 

It has been suggested that HAARP has been used to create natural disasters and on large populations as a form of control. Usually I've found that when you super charge the air, people tend to act quite aggressive. You can always tell a storm is coming when people act short tempered and rude or maybe I just bring out the worse in others. 

It would explain why the US seems to be running on fear for the past couple of decades.   

Super charging the atmosphere over the pole ... the polar ice caps have melted far faster in the past 20 years than they have in 10000. I'm sure it has to do with factories and cow farts, I'm no expert I just point out things that people miss. 

Al Gore said that the ice caps would be fully melted by 2014 but what does he know? All he had to go on were the facts and figures that scientists tell him and they are never wrong .... except when they are but you can't say that or you'll look like a climate change denier and that's worse than the idiots saying the holocaust didn't happen.   

Why in the time of global warming would you have an ionospheric heater? There are other possible HAARP type facilities around the world in Colorado, Massachusetts, Wales, Japan, Russia, Ukraine, Australia, Brazil, Porta Rico, Norway and China. 

Various nations with this ability now. Sure I get it that Japan would want it with the threat of North Korea launching missiles and that's maybe why they fail so spectacularly. The missile threat isn't just from the USSR anymore it's all over, especially the far east hence the US build up there. 

Why has the planet got so warm?  HAARP was created under Bush senior and lasted through Clinton, Bush jr and Obama, that is very impressive and tells you how big and important this program is. 

Lets blame humans for climate change, global warming, green house gases or whatever buzz word you like but never mention the fracking and drilling, it's just big businesses (not related to oil) and car fumes. The government doesn't talk about HAARP so therefore it mustn't be something for you all to worry about.        

 

Climate Change Hype And Peer Pressure

 

No evidence exists that feeding children sugar will make them hyper. This is according to Dr. Bryan Burke, an associate professor of General Pediatrics and neonatology University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences and many, many others. It's scientific fact you don't have to believe it, it's fact and if you doubt it you are a hyperactivity denier.

It turns out that children are just wee cunts with too much energy.

The first biscuit in a packet or the first slice of bread in a loaf is not poisoned so quit pushing past it to get to the next one. Street vendor's hands are self cleaning even after handling money so eat up. Spreading Vicks vapour rub on yer feet won't help yer chest or sinus problems, it may give you seizures if you use too much so stop being a mong.

   
Do you even science bro? Old Knudsen cannot have his opinions and theories put under peer review cos how could a living god have any fucken peers? He has often felt like an alone voice of wisdom, reason and scorn but he is not alone.
A mortal has shown that he has the ability to see through the panic of the mass media and the sheep who blindly follow it .... aye, the kind of people that ignore Google and get their knowledge from what other plebs say and from memes.

 
Dr. Ivar Giaever, a Nobel Prize-Winner for physics in 1973 and fellow geezer has said,  "I would say that basically global warming is a non-problem."

No one listens to Old Knudsen because who the fuck is he? .... the greatest blogger in the werld and a time traveling champion for social justice, it just isn't enough for some.

A politician that failed to become president .... like McCain, Romney and Trump.  

Years ago I saw Al Gore with his beard promoting his video An inconvenient truth with his mansion that uses 12 times the energy that most homes use and I remembered .... he's just a politician, what does he know about the environment? If he had made a video about sacrificing babies to the dark lord Zanthan the liberals would have loved him for it anyways. For some reason losing to G.W. Bush and growing a beard made him special.

Old Knudsen knows cons and doesn't get caught up in alarmist hype. Everyone going on about something that just wasn't a thing a few years ago. The CDC (Centers for Disease Control) was a minor under funded department and then Aids was discovered .... well it had been about for decades but now it was a pandemic. They called it GRID (Gay-related immune deficiency) and blamed the fags, then they realised anyone could get it so they still blamed the fags.... and it wasn't really a pandemic after all.  

HIV is the virus and Aids is a collection of symptoms, however there is no clear cut definition of it ... kinda like Lupus, one doctor will say yes you have it and another may say no, even with tests. But it got everyone scared and today the CDC are a thriving organization thanks to Aids.

Ivar Giaever was one of the 70 Nobel prize winners who endorsed Obama in 2008. Like everyone else they fell for the Hope and Change crap and thought Obama would be different.

Obama said, “no challenge poses a greater threat to future generations than climate change”. Giaever called that a “ridiculous statement.”    

"How can he say that? I think Obama is a clever person, but he gets bad advice. Global warming is all wet."

I'd say a lack of clean food and water would be a greater threat because cunts are draining the clean water for their golf courses and contaminating the rest and there won't be enough resources to feed another couple of billion people.... Something has to give.  

Giaver said “I was horrified by what I found after researching the issue in 2012, Global warming really has become a new religion. Because you cannot discuss it. It’s not proper. It is like the Catholic Church." 

That is what disgusts Old Knudsen the most. I'm all for blasting those who deny the Holocaust but to treat those who question climate change as if they were Holocaust deniers is totally stupid, science is supposed to be talked about and disputed.
Obama wants to treat anyone with a question about climate change like a whistleblower, find them guilty and lock them up even if they are right.

Giaver says "The facts are that in the last 100 years we have measured the temperatures it has gone up .8 degrees and everything in the world has gotten better. So how can they say it’s going to get worse when we have the evidence? We live longer, better health, and better everything. But if it goes up another .8 degrees we are going to die I guess."

"I would say that the global warming is basically a non-problem. Just leave it alone and it will take care of itself. It is almost very hard for me to understand why almost every government in Europe — except for Polish government — is worried about global warming. It must be politics."

Like the Poles give a fuck, when Hillary was Secretary of State she hooked up the Poles with fracking so that Russia wouldn't have such an energy hold over them, that right there is the reason for everything that Obama does in Europe and the Middle East .... to fuck over Russia. Obama and Hillary support fracking and even overthrew Gaddafi for his oil (see her e-mails) but they are concerned about climate change ...BULLSHIT! .... they are fossil fuels all the way. Like the man says, politics.  

"I think the temperature has been amazingly stable. What is the optimum temperature of the earth? Is that the temperature we have right now? That would be a miracle. No one has told me what the optimal temperature of the earth should be.” 

“How can you possibly measure the average temperature for the whole earth and come up with a fraction of a degree. I think the average temperature of earth is equal to the emperor’s new clothes. How can you think it can measure this to a fraction of a degree? It’s ridiculous."
 

Since the world goes in cycles what temperature should the world be at? .... no one knows. Of course 7 billion people are going to have a detrimental effect on the werld if they are always taking and never giving but it won't fucken well kill us to be able to plant apples in Siberia, maybe the Siberians want to grow apples.
If the sea levels rise then places like Florida and London will eventually get flooded ... fuck em, throw Leeds and Ballymena into the sea too.

It's all nature and nature is change. Humans are a part of nature so whatever they do is natural. You'll get an ulcer if you stress too much about this .... no you won't cos ulcers are caused by bacteria not stress.

Giaever is my kind of guy, he accused Nature Magazine of “wanting to cash in on the climate fad.”

“My friends said I should not make fun of Nature because then they won’t publish my papers. No one mentions how important CO2 is for plant growth. It’s a wonderful thing. Plants are really starving. They don’t talk about how good it is for agriculture that CO2 is increasing."

Things that don't get mentioned. CO2 is natural, it isn't a pollutant. We have less trees now so our ecosystem is fucked. Trees breathe in CO2 and produce oxygen. Stop looking at the symptoms and address the problem. The Amazon rain forest isn't called the lungs of the Earth for nothing.

"The other thing that amazes me is that when you talk about climate change it is always going to be the worst. It’s got to be better someplace for heaven’s sake. It can’t always be to the worse."

"Then comes the clincher. If climate change does not scare people we can scare people talking about the extreme weather."

It's true, too much snow in winter, must be climate change. A four year drought, it can't be because of poor water management and too much demand, it has to be climate change. I believe I did a post that compared 1974 with today and there were droughts and floods, the exact same shit, was that climate change too?


"For the last hundred years, the ocean has risen 20 cm — but for the previous hundred years the ocean also has risen 20 cm and for the last 300 years, the ocean has also risen 20 cm per 100 years. So there is no unusual rise in sea level. And to be sure you understand that I will repeat it. There is no unusual rise in sea level"

Are things unusual because in the past 100 years we've only started to measure and record things and therefore only notice them now? We haven't been around long enough to know what the earth is doing, we can only guess. It's like looking at 2 pieces of a jigsaw and figuring out what the picture should be.  

"If anything we have entered period of low hurricanes. These are the facts. You don’t have to even be a scientist to look at these figures and you understand what it says. Same thing is for tornadoes. We are in a low period on in U.S."

"They say refugees are trying to cross the Mediterranean. These people are not fleeing global warming, they are fleeing poverty."  

"I am a skeptic…Global warming has become a new religion. I am Norwegian, should I really worry about a little bit of warming."

Giaver believes that alternate energy costs too much and doesn't help enough people NOW but that is where I disagree with him as the oil companies have become too powerful as have car manufacturing which goes hand in hand with the oil industry. 
Technology with energy and cars has stagnated with cars still using the same principles and getting the same mileage as when they were first made. Look at phones and how we use entertainment and how that has advance in 100 years compared to energy and cars.   

When I talk to climatesexuals who get all angry that you question scientists instead of just believing I say that what the scientists were saying 50 years ago is the opposite of what they say today. I have been told twice that no, that's just an urban legend caused by the media, not scientists, yeah yon graph was probably made up by some drunken journalists from The Sun. 

An urban legend is like how Paul McCartney died and was replaced for years with a stand in which is why his back is facing us, that is an urban legend. The facts are that from 1940 - 1975 there was a dramatic cooling period. News stories from the time complain about the cooling trend and how thick the ice sheets were getting and mini ice age WAS feared, it was of course dwarfed by the idea of a nuclear winter when the Soviets would attack and of course they would, any minute now .... we're always scaring ourselves over something huh.      

Take care of yer own shit and don't worry about what you have no control over. You've been told bullshit all your life and I don't mean religion, Santa or that all Muslims are in ISIS.   


Worms don't divide into two if cut ... they aren't fucken Hydra ya know ... Hail Hydra by the way. Also if you remove 90% of a person's brain you'll soon find out they weren't really just using 10 %. Bulls can't see the colour red, fish do not have a 5 second memory, you won't explode in the vacuum of space oh and Tesla claimed to have built so many amazing machines than he actually did create but he's a good underdog story to dream about ... Damn you Thomas Edison for being successful and not being a drunken dreamer.

Without deciding for or against, just use logic. Our scientists are defining what is right based on what is bad for us. We build cities on lowlands then complain when they get flooded. We don't know what is the "right" temperature we just know what isn't right for us because then the world will change and who likes change?

Is there a conspiracy of scientists? Well some British ones were caught falsifying their data to make it worse. I'd say an accidental conspiracy based on peer pressure and now no one wants to go against the tide for fear of ridicule.  

Only murders and violence gets reported on in the media but that doesn't mean we're about to be killed at any moment. Our Earth isn't about to kill us either, sure now and again it will remind us of it's power like it has always done. We need to look after this planet, not because Obama says so or any other two faced politician but because it makes sense.

The planet is getting warmer but this old rock will be spinning in space long after we're gone, it isn't all about us.

Do not mistake majority for truth. 
   

You Can't Hold Back The Tide So Don't Worry

Those fucking polar bears again 

NASA are jumping on the climate change band wagon and say they are "locked into at least 3 feet of sea level rise, and probably more" they weren't sure before but after consulting a calculator they decided 3 feet. The ice sheets are melting and the seas have already risen 3 inches since 1992. NASA scientist and ice expert (knows fuck all about the sea) Tom Wagner said that the seas could rise as much as 10 feet ..... fuck I'm panicking now, oh wait he added in a century or two .... nicely played sir fuck that, I might have finally died by then so do I care? 

Will someone in the year 2215 say, "look, Tom Wagner was right!"? ... like everything climate change will be old news by then because we'll have managed to build whole cities completely indoors that fucking hover over the rising sea. Who doesn't like astro turf better than real grass anyways? At least you wouldn't get ants.   

 A polar bear suspect being arrested, he's in for a real grilling.

Experts no longer believe that warm furry polar bears are causing the ice sheets to melt as their body temperature isn't that hot and have asked for a temporary cease to the eradication of these alleged global killers.  Lions still create greenhouse gases so shoot away.

NASA will talk about ice sheets that have no relevance to my life since I don't live in Greenland but they won't talk about the lights they saw from the International Space Station, cover up!  Ach don't worry about the sea level, not even God could wipe us out with a flood. I will miss cities like London and New York of course but I'll get over it, they'll be like Venice which is fucking lovely ....  besides from the smell of course, like a giant toilet. 

So NASA say the seas will rise to 3 foot sometime, here is Old Knudsen's answer to that. Build a 4 foot sea wall. Do I have to do all the thinking for you? 

 

  

Same As It Ever Was

So I've got a New York Times article from 1974 talking about the state of the world and how the changing climate is a danger to food production. 41 years ago the talk of climate change was connected with the scientific idea of an approaching ice age, the polar ice caps were fucking thick and getting thicker ever since WWII and this was worrying people ... yeah the exact opposite to what is worrying them today.

With drought in various parts of the world people only worry about a shortage of chocolate or coffee now .... unless you live in those places of course.  

Except when the scientists get it wrong. 

It was predicted that the last 20 years of the 20th century would get even colder ... of course we know that didn't happen and in 1997 the buzz words became Global warming. Hey it's not a fucking science, give them a break.

I'm not a climate change denier, I'm a scientist denier. Of course the climate changes, it has done for centuries otherwise we'd still be in an ice age. The Earth is said to heat up and cool down on a cycle and if humanity speeds up the cycle we'll have another ice age in either a couple of hundred years or 10,000 years .... or maybe not at all, it's science bitches.
Climatologists, is that even a real thing? Or is it like Economists? At least meteorologists are up front about their guessing and use the word 'may' when forecasting the weather. Careers not at all needed in the world yet there are so many in those fields.  

Didn't the last ice age happen due to the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs or do we not think that now? ... geez it's hard to keep up but if you say anything Neil DeGrasse and his followers will mock you on Twatter or something.

    As in 1974 we had floods in Bangladesh in 2014.

A drought in parts of India.

A drought in the Callyfornia.

In 1974 the world population was 4 billion today it is 7.2 billion. Planes were crashing or getting blown up, famous people like Duke Ellington, Charles Lindbergh, Oskar Schindler and Jack Benny died.
The stars of today such as Christian Bale, Jimmy Fallon, Amy Adams, Hilary Swank and American sniper Chris Kyle were born in 1974.

Tornadoes were killing hundreds in the US, Stephen King published his first book and the cunt hasn't let up since .... he just changes the names and keeps the same stories, hidden danger, secret abilities the end.

A hung parliament in the UK which is everyone's fear right now as politicians dismisses how they'll make political pacts in order to win but they'll make them. Labour got back into power in 1974.

Wars in the middle east and Africa. The Rubik's cube was invented and I still can't do it. The IRA and the UVF were being total cunts .... yep some things never change.

Back then as Nixon resigned and the last Japanese soldier surrendered on the Indonesian island of Morota and realised he wasn't going to get his back pay things seemed as if we were on the brink and chaos reigned ... well it does and we are on the brink but that is the way were are. Many brinks are man made and could be avoided if I was allowed to rule the world.

Now the media has got scaring the public down to a fine art, we can't stop climate change but if we recycle we'll feel better huh, people do like to feel in control don't they? No point worrying because things are bound to be ruined by others anyway and if you worry all that will get you in an ulcer and no solutions.

Guns for instance, if people didn't go around shooting school kids etc Old Knudsen would have a fine collection of firearms instead of what he has today which are some medieval style weapons with his arsenal of mostly legal firearms in storage in the US.

No one gets bent out of shape by the amount of car deaths or overdoses by prescription drugs and that is because the media have got scaring the public down to a fine art ... I believe I said that, they know what will work and politicians do like to ruin the lives of others and to look busy and necessary to the world while doing it.

Yer on a ship with a hole in it's hull and yer worried about recycling yer coke can.  Worry about potable water because we'll run out of clean drinking water long before we get to any ice age.

We'll either waste on golf courses in the desert or storm drains directly to the sea or we'll contaminate it with chemicals as we frack the place up.  Climate change? Might as well fret about death and taxis, some things there is no stopping especially if everyone else are going to be cunts about it.        
      
   

My Balls Are Itchy, Must Be Climate Change

Is this the ice age that scientists predicted in the 70's and 80's?

Old Knudsen doesn't believe many so-called "experts" he suspects they say shit to get funding and to stay in a job I mean what the fuck is an economist? And why do they have job security even during recessions? 

Experts think that early humans came out of the trees because the climate changed and it's either adapt or die, that's evolution baby! Imagine that, millions of years ago the climate changed and we said, "hey Africa really does suck big dino cock lets be Eurpoean" and got the fuck out of Africa and became white.

Of course this is speculation or at best an educated guess cos Mr Caveman didn't study the environment over a long period of time and his records consist of hand shapes and bison drawings...  what a moron.

    Snow during winter, must be global warming/climate change.

We can do soil samples and count tree rings but it only gives us some of the answers, we've only been collecting data for weather over the last couple of hundred years, a blink in evolutionary time. We really do not know what this planet does. Pumping it full of toxins, wasting precious rain water that drains to the sea and building golf courses in the desert probably isn't very smart. Is the planet alive? maybe it goes through a recycle phase when things become unhealthy. Those ruins were not a sky calendar, it was that last lot of people trying to build a fall out shelter.  

 Hot in summer, must be global warming/climate change.

Scientists tell us the planet is heating up .... sure 30 years ago they were telling us we were going to have another ice-age .... this isn't fucking science ya know! I think they give humans way too much credit for things, maybe there's like shit that they don't know about... is that possible? 

Oh no severe weather conditions are a sure sign of climate change, yes because we've never had that before. The Great Hurricane of 1780 killed 22,000 with it 200 mph winds. The Galveston Hurricane of 1900 killed 6 -12 thousand people with its 145mph winds. The Okeechobee hurricane of 1928 killed 4,078 people with it's 160 mph winds. 

The 1912 United States cold wave across the US killed 47 people with temperatures of −38 °F (−39 °C) and that wasn't as cold as 1917 for fucks sake. 

Look on the bright side, *at least it's dry.* 

The severe drought of the 1920's and 30's during the great depression that was even felt in China where millions died of famine. The world population of less than 2 billion in 1920 I suppose we'll blame green house gases from .... from ....

What I'm saying is that we only remember the bad days and forget all other generations. I'm not denying climate change, it changes every fucking 5 minutes in Northern Ireland, I am saying that scientists know fuck all and spent years studying fuckallogy but at least they are getting paid. 

Keep an open mind because I doubt we are seeing the big picture from our short span of history but really, grow some fucking trees if you own land, it's your duty to the future and bad karma for you if you don't. 

*cheery UK weather small talk*

The Future Starts Here

Remember when Nigel Farage became the Lord protector of the United Kningdom? Aye that was a dark time in our history with the border wall stretching from Land's end to John O'Groats. Northern Ireland became a resource for England with wind turbines and fracking, also for poisoned post apocalyic wasteland sets for movies. The saying was, "The only good Irishman was one who wasn't in England."
The population grew old as fewer and fewer children were born, only white people with money could take advantage of the government fertility treatments as we had a nation to protect. Non-white people did have their place in the UK but not a public one.

Swearing allegiance to UKIP and doing what you were told or the secret police would make you vanish .... oh of course you don't remember all this, it hasn't happened yet what am I thinking?

Even though Old Knudsen didn't get as much as a thank you when he time traveled and killed Hitler he decided to do it again with Farage. If Old Knudsen hadn't killed Hitler in 1945 you lot would have been speaking German as the aliens directing his moves were about to join in.

So off Old Knudsen went back many years to 2010 and he shot doon Nige's plane. How was Old Knudsen to know he had a spell of mystical protection around him? Fucking wizards, I hate em!

Sorry folks, I only delayed it for a few years. The thing I like most about time travel is having a threesome with my present day self.

When cuntries are in recession you really get to see the true colour of the people. Always looking for scapegoats to blame and willing to believe anything rather than manning up. How else could a genocidal maniac like Hitler get elected? or even the empty promise maker Obama?

GMO foods. Who cares huh? Well you should. Never mind about the government taking yer guns, gheys getting married or the climate changing .... again, you should be worried about the future of food and fresh water and if you'll have any in the future.

Grain has been manipulated by humans for over 7,000 years, it needed to be changed as there wasn't that much on the stalk of wild wheat. Hybridization isn't the same as genetically altering wheat but it has still been tampered with. 
When we learned to grow grain we developed as a society. We no longer had to depend on hunting and foraging, we could keep food stored over the winter rather than salting what meat you had and hoping for the best. We were able to evolve with our newly found free time.

What would happen if we didn't have grains?

We'd have to go back to hunting and since there are not enough animals to hunt we'd have to hunt .... humans. Or we could start farming dogs and cats to eat, fuck yer cute Facebook memes, now you can Instagram yer dinner and yer pet at the same time.

One of the little known up sides to GM food (depends how you look at it) is that it lowers the fertility rates after the first generation. Scientists have noticed this in mice and Monkeys etc. While experts say that GM foods are more nutritious than natural foods it's a wonder that humans have so many cancers and gluten problems.
The hormone disruption isn't hidden, it's just not talked about very much and remember that cattle have been eating GM food for decades so it's well in the food chain. 

These are no doubt the same experts who put High fructose corn syrup into our food and drinks and subsidize farmers to not grow grain and vegetables but to instead grow corn. When Old Knudsen returned to the UK from the US he noticed that he had less stomach issues as soft drinks here still have real sugar in them as does much of the food. It's still better out than in though ... good arse, I thought you were dead.

Mark my words, High fructose corn syrup is a silent state sanctioned killer. What has all this got to do with Farage? His ilk are just one step away from setting up a Thunder dome where only the white people can enter and can leave.
Too much still rides on the alleged problems of climate change and quick easy fixes like GM foods. Then you have cunts trying to talk you into a cheap and easy fuel like Fracking 2-8 million gallons of water may being used to frack a well, using up clean water like it's a renewable resource, for each of those wells 80-300 tons of chemicals are used, it's as if uncontaminated soil is a renewable resource too.
Some of the chemicals used are benzene, toluene, ethylbenzene and xylene, they don't just vanish, once you frack they are in the ground, seeping into the water table. 

So we poison the food, the water and the ground used to grow food,not to mention the air with our fumes, can this go on forever?  What is the use for cancer research when the things that cause our cancers continue to kill us?  The bigger picture people!
   
Only folk with money and connections have any place in the future, our civil liberties are being strangled each day in the name of security, the government can't trust us but they tell us to trust them.

I don't like people knowing everything about me or where I am at any given time but that is our future, being fed on a diet of poison, lies and fear.  
People fear that unborn children will get human status without having taken a breath, that would undermine abortion. People fear having to register their firearms as that would lead to suspicion and worse .... a tax. People also fear immigration control because new laws usually fuck good people over and where will all these new laws stop? You give them an inch and they take a mile.

Humans are their own worse enemy, they believe themselves to be superior because they can kill better and because they are so much more than just mere filthy animals cos they drink Latte's and can use tools such as iPeds and pods. 
Humans believe they know what God wants, how arrogant can you get? With this attitude is it any wonder they can put an ear onto the back of a mouse and think that it makes them a god? 

Never trust a scientist and their mutating neutrinos. 30 years ago we were told of an ice-age, now we are told of a global warming that has now just become some vague climate change. Aye, buy stocks in Heinz baked beans, they are the true winners in all of this. 

 You heard about the Orange Order pig hybrid program on this blog.

Scientists and their witchcraft want to genetically alter cloned pigs in order to have replacement parts for humans and they want to have cows that give out milk similar to human titty milk ... breast milk I think they call it. Spider goats and glow in the dark cats .... WTF? 

Fucking scientist virgin nerds, if yer going to do this shit then do it cool. Make weemen with extra vadges so they can fuck up their feet in killer fuck me pumps and then you can fuck up their feet. 

It isn't surprising that we are getting animal/human hybrids being born. In Ballymena the locals feel the compulsion to say "hey" at the end of sentences, like the Canadian "eh" except in Ballymena it starts out in the young people as a bleat, they say "baa" the schools have been covering up the sheep sex scandals for decades now by training the children to say "hey" instead of "baa." 

The media have been teaching the sheeple that animal hybrids can be ok and too just accept them.   
   

We mourn the loss of Jamie Bryson's love child. What happens in Bangor needs to stay there.

The world reached it's 7 billionth person in 2011 and now the world's population is 7.165 billion. How long will it take to notice a decline in the birthrate? You probably won't overall. The main decline will be mostly seen by traditionally white nations as their population gets older and the darkies within their cuntry breed faster. The old white people in charge will become angry and defensive, eventually closing it's borders in a suicidal act to avoid change. You can be black and British but the old cracker guard don't like that. 

The world will keep producing babies but mostly in developing worlds such as China and India, even with China's one child policy their population is still exploding, 17% of the world lives in India, 19% in China. 

4.44% of the world lives in the US and 2.4% in Russia. The US have Hispanics doing the outbreeding though going by the TV you'd think it was black people. 

Also considering that the whole of Europe only makes up 11% of the world's population you can see what I mean about the old white birth decline, being white was a genetic aberration and it looks like nature is trying to fix it.     

With China's yearning to expand throughout the world and India's rape problem it isn't difficult to see who our new overlords will be. This frightens the white people in their insular worlds being invaded by others with new languages and new ways and people like Nigel Farage and many others they will exploit that. 

Make them speak English! make them eat shitty traditional foods! 

 

Enjoy the future, it is unfriendly and hazardous to yer health..... like now but with flying cars an shit.