Spread Your Seed Of Love

Abraham the first Patriarch of the Jewish people. The father of many was an important figure in the Old Testament because he was good at fucking. 

God picked him cos he had staying power. He had two wives and a bit on the side. Even in his 90's he was a goer but a bit of a control freak that started to cut bits of the ends of cocks because the voices he heard told him to. The nutter even did his own.   

God didn't offer up his own junk to be nipped BTW. Is a handshake too weird or something? 

Eight kids by 3 different women, he's worse than Trump for fucks sake. Sounds like a cult, something David Koresh would do.
 

 'And in thy seed shall all the nations of the earth be blessed; because thou hast obeyed my voice'

He was given land by the voices in his head on the condition that he fucked like mad and make lots of kids. The voices even told him to sacrifice his own son Isaac and then they changed their minds at the last minute.

Kill yer son Abraham!

He 8 sons, no daughters oddly enough or maybe they just weren't needed for the story. Abraham just turns into a sex machine in his 70's when his wife lets him fuck the servants. There is no information of his life before, he just pops into being fully formed.

On this holy day (Sunday, not the old Sabbath) I give forth a celebration of seed .... of God's word. 

Of course the story of Abraham is a literary construct to do with validity and land rights .. just a story, like the Exodus one. No historical evidence or time frame but all the facts and names are mysteriously known. 

Important stuff was being carved on walls but God saw a future in books and so porno mags were invented. The Bible paved the way for porno mags.

Praise him!

It's not about the money, money, money. We don't need your money, money, money. We just wanna make the world dance cos we're God's chos ... an.