The Edge from the Irish pop group U2 fell off the stage in Vancouver while river dancing during one of their songs. Fearing drugs as the reason for his fall since no one could understand a thing he was saying (Irish people speak fast when excited .. or high) they pumped his stomach and found 2 pints of semen.
The lead singer Sonny Bono said via an interpreter, "I thought he was drinking milk to be sure."
Tainted love singer Marc Almond holds the record for 2 gallons of semen after he collapsed onstage followed by Britney Spears at one gallon and Mick Jagger at 2 litres .... because he was in Europe.
Old Knudsen approves of urban legends, spread away.
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