World War Jizz

One thing you can learn from the movie World War Z is that if you get some zombie bodily fluids in yer mouth then spit and you won't turn. Brad Pitt ..... spit!  He may swallow in real life but with zombies it's a spit and a rinse with Mountain Dew.

Ever violently hack someone to death? juices splattered everywhere, yer bound to get something in yer mouth. Even vampires have to be careful these days, too many nasty diseases about.
  

 

 Imagine a mouth breathing Flegger during the zombie apocalypse, "Stap biting me mate, this is an infringement of my human rites, (as his voice gets steadily even more high pitched) I'll find out where you live and break yer windows some nite."

Unless Fleggers evolve to be able to breathe through their noses they're fucked. If you are ever caught in a zombie outbreak during the marching/rioting/protesting season in Northern Ireland (an all year season) the safest place to hide is in the job centre . A flegger is unable to see the job centre but if they drunkenly stumble near by one by accident their back will start hurting forcing them to flee. 

 If you got turned into a zombie I would totally swallow .... ach lad yer so sweet.

Remember folks, always use protection, sturdy rope and a machete handy in case yer partner forgets the safety word, oh and never, ever use Brains as yer safety word.