The Maverick Is Now The Gambler

Senator (on the verge of dementia) John McCain was recently caught playing poker on his phone during a meeting on whether to bomb the fuck out of Syria or not.

When asked about it he said, "you gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold them, know when to walk away and know when to bomb, I'd already flipped a coin on whether we should go in so I had time on my hands while that boring fucker Kerry talked for what seemed like a week."

The senator who recently uninstalled Candy Crush after getting to level 33said, "don't worry, the important meetings have my full attention, gotta go I'm having dinner with Bette Davis tonight and shes servin red jello."