Thursday, 5 September 2013
The Maverick Is Now The Gambler
When asked about it he said, "you gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold them, know when to walk away and know when to bomb, I'd already flipped a coin on whether we should go in so I had time on my hands while that boring fucker Kerry talked for what seemed like a week."
The senator who recently uninstalled Candy Crush after getting to level 33said, "don't worry, the important meetings have my full attention, gotta go I'm having dinner with Bette Davis tonight and shes servin red jello."
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Labels: john McCain, poker, Syria, vietnam dude
Friday, 28 August 2009
My Bad I Wiped Out Yer Village

The US army officer convicted for the My Lai massacre in 1968 during the Vietnam War has offered his first public apology. Lt William Calley said:
"There is not a day that goes by that I do not feel remorse for what happened. I feel remorse for the Vietnamese who were killed, for their families, for the American soldiers involved and their families. I am very sorry."
Calley, 66, was convicted on 22 counts of murder for 500 men, women and children in Vietnam and still insists he was just following orders.
Soldiers of Charlie Company were on a "search and destroy" mission to root out communist fighters rounded up unarmed civilians and bravely gunned them down.
I think Old Knudsen speaks for all Vietnamese and Americans alike, "Don't sweat the small stuff pal we all make mistakes like this, bygones huh?"
The story of My Lai broke a year after it happened, its shite getting caught isn't it? Old Knudsen wonders about the value of human life, is there a scale you go by?
Based on the US rate of what life is worth nationality, gender and race commission
US Life = 500 points if white
US life = 10,000 points if white and rich
US Life = 100 points if non-white but white friendly also plus 500 if rich
US Life = 9 points if old, sick or poor
UK Life = 200 points for our special friendship you using cunts!
Other Europeans = 150 points
Canadians = - 10 points so what ya gonna do about it?
Mexican Life = 4 points or 6 points if able to do lawns or porn
Third world African children = 900 points to celebs
Asian from poor cunties = 1 point for diplomacy sake but really nothing
Back in the day during the great British empire you'd have whipped or non-whipped drinking fountains, those days were so much easier.
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Labels: My Lai, vietnam dude

