During the opening ceremonies of the paralympics the Queen wore earplugs to
either to sympathize with deaf people or in case they played some shite
80's music as they did for the other Olympics. In an unprofessional move a man did gangs signs when the Queen wasn't looking to represent disabled gangs..... yo yo yo east side gimp crew!
At one point Stephen Hawking was shot out of a cannon.
We mustn't forget what the Paralympics are really about, yes cyborgs.
Three members of the Jordanian power lifting team have already been sent home for sexual assaults on children at their Northern Ireland training camp. They may not have hands for long so their lifting career is probably over.
What is it with power lifters and children?
This was to be expected, the spectators for this event did sign waivers. Legally blind archer Im Dong-Hyun of South Korea has raised the death toll of the paralympics to seven, one of the shots was dead centre which anyone would be proud of.
Meanwhile the blind cricket team from Pakistan have taken their game into the 4th hour as they constantly loose balls and argue about calls. "That was out, are you blind?" .... "Well actually I am you cunt thanks for pointing it out."
And no Old Knudsen will not be making fun of disabled people who are more abled bodied than he is, however midgets do make Old Knudsen smile.