Well played Mr Putin. Seriously I've got a new demand, just release the hot one from Pussy Riot, I'll keep her under hoose arrest and I won't bad mouth you on me blog.
The Belfast brigade of the UDA (Loyalist paramilitaries/terrorists) came out in support of Pussy Riot because these well informed 21st century men love cats.
"Why do I have to wear the green one?" ..... "because yer eyes are close together and ya look like a fucking taig" (Taig, a derogatory term for an Irish Catholic) "never mind you I have to wear the pink one" ...... "Its puce ya fucking Muppet." (Muppet, wot you are)
I shall take the higher ground and not mention the excessive camel toe.
A retraction:
It seems that UDA does not stand for Ulster Defense Association and is not a loyalist terrorist organization as the IRA have made it out to be over the last 40 odd years but it really stands for Universal Dance Association.
So what else have I gotten wrong? does IRA stand for Individual Retirement Account or some Jewish bloke's name or the name of a goddess in Polynesian mythology and not about killing innocent men weemen and children mostly from their own side?
Does UVF stand for Hewanorra International Airport in the Caribbean with the airport code UVF or does it even stand for Umbilical Vein Flow or Unmanned Vertical Flight ?
You know what this means right? It means that its not all about us and when we say stuff no one in the big outside world has a clue about our wee tiny backwards island unless we explain it as we go. The Belfast Telegraph should remember that if it wants to be taken seriously as a news paper or if it ever wants to appear professional.
