Saturday 4 August 2012
Bradley Wiggins Time Traveler
I knew I'd catch him. Proof that Bradley Wiggins the Tour de France winner and Olympic champion is really a time traveler from the 1970's.
Ya don't go around looking like that these days also people from the 70's were fitter and stronger than the people now a days because there were no remote controls hence his winning of races .
I demand he be stripped off his medals and thrown back into the time vortex. Now I will investigate claims that Simon Cowell is using mind control devices given to him by aliens to make people watch his shite shows.