Neil Armstrong the first man to have allegedly walked on the moon has died aged 82. Mr Armstrong had withdrawn from public life over the last few years to work on his book, "lies, cover-ups and anal probes."
His last public appearance was earlier this week as he voiced outrage at the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency for saying they were going to strip his son 'Lance Armstrong' of his seven Tour de France titles and ban him from riding a bike of any kind .
An enraged Armstrong Sr said, "How dare you, my son is an American hero just like me, I'm gonna tell it all in a book and bring this country to its knees and the Overlords cannot hide in the skins of GOP senators any more, it will be over and the age of enslavement shall begin."
A family statement said that he died following a cardiovascular procedure earlier this month. No manuscripts of any kind were found at his Cincinnati home.
I guess we'll never know what his book, 'Lies, cover-ups and anal probes' was about.
In space no one can hear you say, " that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." .... if only those words had cum true.
Rest in peace Mr Armstrong.
