Wednesday, 12 December 2007

The Farting Dutch Oven Man


Woman: " You farted didn't you?"

Man: "Yar"


The Dutch oven

When you are in bed with yer partner and you fart and hold their head under the blanket.

Seen in many European countries by the men as foreplay.

7 comments:

The Mistress said...

But for a truly unforgettable night of romance, you need to make her sleep in the wet spot after.

Jenny said...

Oh, I know this term all so well.

Why are men so fascinated with making their bed mate participate in this ritual?

Answer me that, OBB.

Bittersweet said...

aaah .. you are an education, OBB

Lee said...

Yet another reason to have sex on the couch and tell him to go home.

Frankily Yours

Old Knudsen said...

mj I sleep in a wet bed everynight so why should she not?

a boxer forget yer lingeree a dutch oven 'is' sexy.

bittersweat I could teach ya a thing or two.

lee as long as yer parents don't mind and you don't have guests that evening.

Lee said...

thanks for the tips.

Victor Bravo Monchego, Jr said...

Not just Dutch. An Albanian woman (quite strong, she was) pulled this one on me. Killed the mood. I never found out for sure if she was a she.