Hide it all you like Buckingham palace but Old Knudsen knows the truth! After a tour in Afghanistan on an all you can eat brain fest and finding that the fuzzies didn't agree with the undead prince of darkness he was rushed to hospital.
Infused with 4 litres of freshly squeezed baby stem cells the prince's colour started to return.
Armed with his prop book the prince leaves hospital a better man .... still undead but his hunger sated for now.
You have to let the people know, too many staff members have disappeared in this cover up of the century.