Monday 13 August 2012

Schaap's Cock Tastes Like Chicken

I fucked you up the ass in the sight of the lord.

 The age of consent in Indiana is 16.  Megachurch pastor and married man Jack Schaap aged 54 thought this was fucking awesome!

Except for the part where he got fired from his church because it seems that infidelity is a sin and will not be tolerated in his church which is the 11th largest church in America .

I did you holy roller upward doggy style .... b-itch
A 54 year-old dude fucking a 16 year-old gurl is fine but not if hes married ..... you bad sinner, no Heaven for you .... unless you get forgiven then you get a get out of Hell free card.
 
He left his cell phone on the podium in the pulpit. A church member found it and went to return the phone to him but you know what Christians are like.
  


They snooped around found explicit pictures of Pastor Jack Schaap and his under age cum bucket on the phone.

You wanted to play Barbies but I had blue balls and needed to screw

Now what does it say when a Pastor who earns money from believing this shit turns out to be a liar and a hypocrite?

It means that 





Chick-fil-A president Dan Cathy should shut the fuck up "We are very much supportive of the family -- the biblical definition of the family unit. We are a family-owned business, a family-led business, and we are married to our first wives. We give God thanks for that...we know that it might not be popular with everyone, but thank the Lord, we live in a country where we can share our values and operate on biblical principles."




Where is yer God now Mr Cathy?  Hes off fucking a 16 year -old but its alright cos God isn't married. Which means he knows nothing about marriage. Oh and the age of consent in Galilee was 19 and Mary was only 14 and a half so God (when he was alive) was a pedo as was Joseph.... don't get me started on Lot, that Bible is well fucked up and people take it literally?    In that case I've got some great investments you might be interested in.  

Fast food restaurants shoving their ideology doon yer throat along with their crappy chicken. You know you've made yer money in life and aren't concerned about the business when you can cum out and insult potential customers.