Friday 17 August 2012

New East River Beast

A hideously formed mystery creature with a mutilated face, snarling snout and pink pouting lips was washed up under the Brooklyn Bridge.

Found by Mr Gelso as he walked his dog 'humpy.' "I was horrified by it, the creature seemed to be alive though it had a glassy stare . I took some  pictures and it reacted to the camera by moving its head and pouting which really startled Humpy. "

The New York Parks Department stated "Even with its odd appearance we could tell it was merely a bloated pig that was excessively hairy."

Old Knudsen thinks it maybe a baboon escaped from a nearby circus but those eyes just look right through you.