Sunday, 5 August 2012

Kim Kardashian Is A Hairy Slapper

That I'd still tap!

 So Kim Kardashian wasn't in the news for at least 2 days last week and Old Knudsen thought it was a little too quiet. She was busy on Twitter posting about herself though. 

'Still get disgusted by how people judge others by weight. Either ‘fat’ or ‘skinny’. Nothing is ever good enough...
'Throwing stones behind a screen. If you must judge a person. Try judging their soul. My brick walls are getting higher and higher.
'U can't love any1 else until u know how to love urself first. The good, bad, ugly, beautiful.... Love yourself deeply. The rest is easy.'

Did you know she was so deep? well she is, shes also quite wide. Old Knudsen is huge but he hardly touched the sides ..... Like a bee in a jar. 

So the lil lady who never goes out without make up on, yes even on make up free days gets disgusted at being judged by her looks. 
The chick in a bikini posting to Twitter hates all the judging ........... yeah ok.

Its easy when yer a shapely narcissist with light shining through yer Bermuda triangle to be so understanding that you can tell others its ok that they yer fat and ugly.   Oh and don't forget to hold yer arms up and suck it in when you take yer pic the fat ugly people will really appreciate it.

Not everyone can love themselves as much as Kim and her BF Kanye. Some people don't even like themselves never mind love.
These people should read what this smug hoor bag posts and cast all their self loathing at her instead. Her brick walls are high and they seem pretty thick to me, she can take it. 

Old Knudsen has not judged her on her looks or her fat arse, he has judged her on being a dick which is far worse than than anything.
I will admit that she does have talent. Being well off and famous for not actually doing anything is quite skillful. So many have bought stock in her (and had their stocks in her) that doesn't even exist.  

If she does have a soul I wager that it would be a very expensive designer soul which is odd as her vagina is rated E for everyone.