Wednesday 22 October 2008

Who Is Joe The Plumber?

Not a licensed plumber to start with. Plumbers aren't too bright at the best of times and those who masquerade as plumbers just to get the chicks are even worse. In the future everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes Joe and many others have complained about the coverage he has got as they think that Obama's answer should have gotten more. Here is something to think about.

Tip #1: If you have evaded paying over $1000 in taxes do not appear in front of 50 cameras asking a presidential candidate a tax question he has answered many times.

Tip#2: Use a potato to bung up the end stop water gushing from a broken pipe until you can repair or turn it off.

Tip#3: If yer head looks like a potato do not shave it.

Tip#4: After trying to embarrass said presidential candidate by asking him a guilt laden question full of yer own personal details do not complain about the media coverage you receive after wards no one made you do it.

Tip#5: Do not meet and greet the press when they turn up at yer hoose.

Tip#6: If you say you don't like the coverage go into hiding, don't go onto the radio.

Tip#7: Accept the book deal thats bound to be offered.




UPDATE:

Knudsen the cunt asked presidential candidate John McCain if the economy was still sound the answer he received was "fundamentally".

He then asked him what will hurt more, losing the campaign or having lost Nam? At that point tax payer employed secret service moved in to kick Knudsen's shit in.

It turns out that Knudsen owes billions to Iceland and once rented out Platoon.


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5 comments:

The Mistress said...

I have a blockage in my pipes.

Can you send someone over?

Jenny said...

make sure who ever you you send over to MJ is licensed - you know she's going to "vet" the poor sucker to death.

Old Knudsen said...

MJ chug Draino.

AB she just wants to get a man alone.

Matt The SS are all the same, can I watch them suck you off?

trolly yer being nice to me for a change its not my birthday you know.

Momentary Madness said...

McCain was asked if the fundamentals were OK in the economy, he said: "the Mexican workers were in great shape.

Romeo Morningwood said...

Joe the Plumber will be McCain's Willie Horton.
Who'd a thunk it?