Monday 2 April 2007

Sex On A Stick.

Everyone knows that just like Pirates Johnny Black fellow likes the booty. To attract the male black vote for his 3rd term er I mean his wife Hillary's bid for the shite hoose Bill shows off Hillary's latest portrait.
Bill Clinton's middle name being Jefferson as in the President Thomas Jefferson who also loved the black person as he went to the trouble to of keeping them against their will at his estate forcing them to work for him and shagging them when he wanted.
So Clinton feels like hes almost coloured himself so it wasn't any surprise when he grabbed his crotch and started to rap.

"What she gonna do with all that junk ? all that junk that's in her trunk ? vote for her you little punk show some spunk you little punk, word to your mama."

Nice work Bill, if I could vote for yer wife............ well I'm not that stupid.


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I really should know by now not to open your blog in public. The mean nazi librarian lady is now scandlised. Maybe she's a hillary fan.

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Where's the stick? Where's the sex?

I thought the phrase "sex on a stick" when associated with politics was a description of Tipper making love on top of her husband Al "I've got a great big wooden personality" Gore.

Do you think he'll declare? Apparantly he's been losing some of the weight he gained. He's been coy when asked about running, too. I think he might have another stab at it but his time to raise money for his campaign is going to be much shorter than Hills' or Barack's if he doesn't get into the race soon.

Old Knudsen said...

kate and this was a tame day, being a visual animal you should see the smut I've got lined up, just as well you'll be at home reading me (assumes you'll still read me)

sam problem-child-bride I will take that sex image and put it into a lockbox.
He wants to run oh boy does he heck but he won't have a chance in hell hes full of planet killing hot air.

fofufou said...

Looking at that picture, one would have thought that Bill would have used Sir Mixalot's ode to the 'larger' lady's posterior.

Hollah. Y'all.

Troika said...

I've always had the hots for her, now I know why.

dive said...

Obama's got a cuter butt.

Fresh Hell said...

If a plump rump will keep the douchebag parade (Romney, Giuliani, Gore) out of politics, I'll vote for her. At least we don't have to look at and listen to Kerry this go round. And as a lady of ample posterior perportions, I'll throw Hill a solidarity vote.

Pickled Olives said...

oooohhh. bad yucky booty. I didn't need this first thing in the morning.

Neponset River Bridge Dig said...

The whole world is laughing. What a joke. Where's Harry Truman?

CrankyProf said...

Well, there went my lunch.

Note to self: avoid Old Knudsen's place for at least three hours after eating.

Neponset River Bridge Dig said...

What an ASS on that candidate for president. Ahhhhhhhh shoooot meeee!!!

Anonymous said...

Wow- why don't any of our candidates do this? Oh - but has anyone else noticed that Cherie is piling on the pounds?

Anonymous said...

Looks to me like those bugs on your post below fell out of that ample ass! Hell, it's a whole bowl of Billy sperm-at least it would appear they are colored, so they must be his. Sure bet he didn't stick it in her puss.. lookin at that ass is hard enough, never mind lookin at her face.

Fat Sparrow said...

Ugh. Foundation garments are making a comeback, so I hear, and now I see why.

Troika said...

Foundation garments?

I like it!

SQT said...

It's a good thing my computer's all messed up. I can't barely see the picture, and that's a good thing.