Children Are Stupid

The child had a face that only a mother could love .... That says it all about most parents, even the bullet headed wee blonde fuckers who run around with snot caked onto their lips beating against trees with a metal bar, aye even many of those wee mean little cunts have some form of love in their lives.

Old Knudsen was in a grocery store where they had a wall full of pictures drawn by children. There was a proud mother with her child (probably named Ashley) and they were pointing out lil Ashley's contribution just loud enough for everyone around to notice.

I looked at yon pictures and what a load of fucking shite! aged 6 indeed, yer child is drawing at the level of a retarded squirrel thats high on varnish fumes.
No need to stand there looking all proud I suspect little Ashley has lead based paint in her room, for fucks sake children are useless morons these days.

Get a fucking job ya sponger! wah wah wah I'm only 6 years old I'm soo helpless. When Old Knudsen was 6 years-old he had 4 jobs.

He'd get up before dawn (she was a lazy fucker) and he'd work doon pit mining diamonds then he'd go to the factory that made model factories then he'd go to his job as a tea boy to the workers building sky scrapers, never forget the sugar, it's a long climb and as the sun went doon he worked as a pimp making sure those dumb bitches got him his money or he'd cut them.

Don't make excuses for them, when Old Knudsen was a kindergarten teacher he made those fuckheads re-do their finger paintings if he thought it lacked emotion or depth and I bet those children ... the ones who survived the mass suicide pact appreciated Old Knudsen's candor .

Walk Like An Egyptian.

"The sands of Saqqara reveal lots of secrets," said Egypt's antiquities expert, Zahi Hawass, he showed reporters around a 4,000-year-old tomb of mud bricks that belonged to a scribe of divine records, Ka-Hay, (not Ka-Chow!) and his wife.
"It doesn't look great because it was built from mud brick and not built of limestone, but I really believe that this tomb is very important," said Hawass.
Of course its important its got Egypt on the news again which is all you live for Hawass. Have you ever seen this fellow? everytime a camera crew turns up in Egypt to get a shot of a mummified turd from Ramses the Regular they have to get permission from Hawass and he says, "how much film time will you give me?" a middle eastern gentleman with an Indiana Jones style hat (what else would you wear?) and everything uncovered is vastly important to understanding history.
If there is a special on the History channel he'll be on it in fact the man even won a Emmy for a documentary he did, not bad for a secretary-general of the Supreme Council of Antiquities and Director of Excavations at Giza, Saqqara and the Bahariya Oasis which is what his over inflated job description is.
he has his own web site and fan club, I'm waiting for him to bring out "Hawass the fragrance, smell like an Egyptian" or his own clothing line.
The guy has qualifications and awards up the yang and I'm sure one has to be 'Media hoor of the year' the man is worse than a Blogger .

He just found a necropolis that was dedicated to a Dentist, the last dentist I had only had my bite marks on his hand as a dedication from me, those needles they stick into yer gums, sore as fuck and do nothing I can't imagine what they had back then that was better .
Egyptians are boring as fuck, building pyramids in the desert with little access to the shops, wearing shirts and bad liz Taylor eye makeup,the Royals shagging their own family to ensure a pure bloodline, well that parts ok as the Windsors have been at it for centuries, remember World War I was just a big family argument .
The ancient Egyptians also put to death children with blue eyes as part of their superstitions. I wonder if that's like the old Scottish fear of blondes as they may be Vikings and those randy Vikings did make it to Egypt , even discovered America, a fellow called Knudsen as I remember.

At the start of this year Hawass flew to Florida to have treatment for an eye condition called macular holes, his third world Doctors who were stoned all the way through medical school in the Bahamas saw Nip/Tuck and thought it was better to send him to the States for treatment and a happy ending.
It is thought that the ailment occurred when a stone fell on Dr. Hawass' head during a recent excavation, his sense of smell has increased, he craves the taste of varnish, in my opinion Spar Urethane clear semi-gloss can stand up to any stinking Chardonnay.
Dr Hawass also feels permanently horny and has had to be manhandled away from the murals he was trying to give money shots too though this may have saved his marriage.

Held together with tape and Hawass jizz, he must really love his job.

His The King Tut Exhibit will be in Philadelphia through to the 30th September 2007, Dr Hawass has made great improvement so is not expected to be adding to the collection with his own personal touches.

I don't care what rehab problems Brittany is going through, she has shaved off the lice on her head and doon below and isn't making music, everyone is a winner, except the lice.

Maybe the King Tut/death camp look has cum back into style.