Reason #187 Why The Pope Is The Anti-Christ

How beautiful, enjoy yer fucking dignity.

The Anti-Christ is obviously someone who is the opposite counterpart of Christ, ya with me? Jesus said, on a Wednesday afternoon in June "Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth ..... But I say unto you, that ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also."   

The Pope says, "If you insult my mother you can expect a punch"  he was putting that forward as a normal response about the Charlie Hebdo killings. It might be ok for Old Knudsen to say that they were asking for it and they knew that but the Pope has to at least pretend to be a Christian .... it's his fucking job.  

Accept my tongue as it were Christ's own. 

This week he said: "One time, I heard a father in a meeting with married couples say 'I sometimes have to smack my children a bit, but never in the face so as to not humiliate them' ... How beautiful, he knows the sense of dignity. He has to punish them but does it justly and moves on."

Proverbs says: "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell"  the Pope should be telling us to hit the wee fuckers with sticks.

The UN convention on the rights of a child which calls for the abolition of corporal punishment in all circumstances was signed by the Vatican. However a UN committee has claimed that beating kids is still going on in Catholic institutions worldwide. The Vatican has done nothing to protect the children in these schools or in the home.

Wow, not protecting children, that's a first for the Vatican.

Now the Pope is saying that it's ok to smack kids. Just don't punch them in the face as that might leave an easy to see mark and child protective services go ape shit about things like that .... er I mean it might rob them of their dignity.

  You spilled the blood of Christ you stupid little fuck!

The act of spanking, smacking, using a switch or rabbit punches to the back of the head are not just meant to teach the child to not do something again, they are meant to hurt and degrade the child to make a lasting memory ..... there is no dignity.  Look at the picture above, does that look dignified?  

'Well we were spanked as children and it did us not harm' .... it made you ugly, stupid and more inclined to justify violence towards children. 

Corporal punishment doesn't work, did it make the slaves work any harder in Roots? No it made them more uppity. When Old Knudsen was caned at school did he try harder to study? .... fuck em, I gots me enough smarts, I did my time and got out. 

Violence begets violence, the whole cycle of abuse thing is being fed by the Pope. Should we listen to some homophobe who doesn't even have children? 

Do parents often take parental advice from their friends and family who haven't reproduced? ... like fuck they do. You can't learn parenting from the TV, you have to do it. Parenting opens up a whole new range of thoughts and feelings that those without children don't get to have. You could try to imagine it but it won't be the same. 

Having 30 cats does not count as parenting either. 

Ach don't worry, many breeders don't get it either, just the good parents who actually love their kids. 

Like people who complain about illegal immigrants, they have suffered fuck all in their life that they can judge so readily. Some situations can only be appreciated when you walk a mile in someone else's 6 inch heeled fuck me pumps.     

This red shirt always makes it back to the ship. 

Old Knudsen warned you about this Pope, you were all 'oh isn't he great, he said who am I to judge, he's such a nice Pope' well the honeymoon is over. Now the world is seeing his true face, boy did he have to make it obvious for the rest of yous to catch on, you just didn't want to believe. 

I don't like having to say I told you so because that usually means that there really is an evil or a problem. Like Cassandra and Churchill, Old Knudsen gets ignored when he predicts the true nature of things but he doesn't mind .... he does really cos he's sick of how thick you lot can be. 

Merry Christmas

Assuming that some personal tragedy hasn't ruined this Christmas time for you then I welcome you to enjoy the Christmas festivities. If you are alone this Christmas then don't worry, you aren't really missing anything.

Uncle Arthur will have too much to drink and will insist on telling you about the horrors of war and how the government is out to get you .... He never served but he knows a guy who had a brother who did.

The hot chick who you've been working up the courage to ask out is going to friend zone you and say that she isn't looking for love and is enjoying being single .... right before she has a few drinks and ends up on the lap of a total douche bag whom she is comforting because his marriage is failing.

Good looking hipster dudes with beards only exist in those perfect Christmas commercials on TV.

Instead you get Bob ... who is really funny except when he drinks vodka as that makes him aggressive. He always ends the night drinking vodka.

If getting drunk is yer only way to cope with socializing with people you can't stand then pace yerself. Resentment expressed early may lead to yer dinner having spittle in it. Nurse yer drinks and sit quietly with a fixed smile on yer face and watch yer opponents become more drunk than you, turkey ... then BOOM!

Make sure the children of the hoose know to keep quiet and play with their new toys while you do yer adult stuff .... Contrary to opinion, it isn't all about the children. In Old Knudsen's day when Christmas was Pagan we'd sacrifice the wee fuckers under a tree to the dark gods.

Whatever way you decide to spend Christmas try to have a spanking good one. Don't waste yer time thinking about the poor, disadvantaged, homeless or the starving people in Ebola, they'll still be there tomorrow .... unless they die of course. Only think about them to score moral high ground points on others. Bill Gates or George Clooney don't let it spoil their day so don't you bother either. 

   

Why I Didn't Join Hamas

Things people say to me often have me thinking then I go and type it doon to get rid of it. When talking about Palestine and Hamas I've had at least 3 people say something like, 'If you or I had lived in Palestine we'd join Hamas and fight against Israel who came in and took our land' ..... I really don't like people speaking for me as that implies that they know me.   

How could mere mortals understand the depths that is Old Knudsen? 

 Old Knudsen serving his cuntry.

Northern Ireland is a land that has shaped and influenced Old Knudsen's life. We are no strangers to terrorism and have lived with it as a part of our daily lives. The IRA relate to Palestine in regards that the British came in here and took over 6 counties in the north which the IRA want back no matter who lives here now, this happened officially in 1921. Ya know what Old Knudsen never did? He never took up the IRA's armed struggle against Britain.

Maybe it was the shooting and blowing up of innocent men weemen and children that did it. Soldiers in the army do not wake up one day and say, 'I think I'll blow up some cunts as they stand at a war memorial' as the IRA did during the Remembrance Day bombing in 1987 that killed 12. No, that is what terrorists do.

Terrorists cause terror to the people they claim to stand for, they kill and maim anyone for their own agenda. They don't care that a bomb hoax has you, old people and babies out in the cold for 5 hours at 3am, they don't care that children are playing beside the bomb they've hidden in a car. They use fear to make sure that no one informs on them, they think nothing of making a widowed mother of 10 disappear just on suspicion of informing.

The Middle east terrorists go a step further than the IRA by convincing and forcing men, women and children to strap a bomb onto their bodies and to blow themselves up to take some targets with them.

You'll not catch the IRA blowing themselves up (on purpose) for their cause of a united Ireland, no, they'll just blow up other Irish people for the cause ..... bombing Irish people to get a united Ireland, that logic is totally Irish. 

Lets get rid of terms like paramilitary or freedom fighters, the IRA and their Protestant counterparts are terrorist scumbags who moved on to be drug dealing criminal scumbags.

The IRA bombed innocent civilians (killing 5) in the town of Coventry in England in 1940 as an audition for the Nazis for fucks sake.  

Some parts of the British military enabled terrorists and were bias towards one side but their are always some bad apples, I was not one of them.

I saw the toll that terrorism had upon our tiny island and I didn't feel the need to attack the British, I felt the need to attack the kind of wankers who wake up and decide to kill 29 people out doing their Saturday afternoon shopping. They are the ones doing the most harm.

So I already know that I wouldn't join Hamas if I lived there because I had the choice to make already. Of course the people talking about this probably have never held a gun in their lives and the idea of being a noble freedom fighter against an evil foe is purely academic, it's safe to talk about it if there is no chance of it ever happening.

 
Maybe they have never even been in a fight of any sort who knows? They could always take up the Jihad like so many idealistic people have, there is nothing stopping them. Even those in Hamas in Palestine have gone off to fight in Syria when they haven't been firing rockets at Israel, there is always some rag head looking to behead someone.

I talked the talk and backed it up with the walk, that walk put me and my family as targets for these terrorists, I am still careful about security these days as the wankers haven't gone away. The people living next door to you might be connected to terrorists, the middle aged friendly lady cashier at the local shop may still believe in her KAT (kill all taigs) tattoo that she crudely did herself when she was 16 .....  it's a small island.

I speak from a position of experience when I tell you that Hamas are scumbags who don't care about anyone .... ANYONE.  One of their tactics is firing rockets at Israel so that Israel will return fire ten fold to that area, they know it will happen.
Yes they fire from the grounds of schools and hospitals but they aren't there when the return fire is sent. That is a tactic, they mean to do it, they have done it over and over. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

I don't know how much simpler I can make it without feeling the need to lick a window meself.

 Supporters at a Hamas funeral in the West Bank.

  
Hamas aren't cuddly or noble, they are fanatical killers. I'd love to be so sheltered in life that I've never met fanatical killers or wanna be hoods. I'd love to only see the good in people and if there isn't any then fool myself because it's easy to do when you don't have to meet these people face to face. 

Have these people tried not to make their hand shake as a guy in a bar in Rathcoole with a crazed glint in his eye invites you to press a part of his head where a bullet made a hole? 

I've seen the pictures of the dead children and it's terrible, I've read the story of the Israeli officer who shot the 10 year-old girl 17 times to make sure she was dead even though she wasn't a threat, I've seen Hamas break ceasefire after ceasefire, kidnapping an Israeli soldier during one and while Israel was sending in aid for the Palestinian people Hamas were sending 83 rockets to Israel.

If you think that Hamas are anything but murdering terrorists then you are a fool. I'm not excusing Israel for their behaviour either, they have played into Hama's hands very well.

Just remember, Israel is not an invading army, they have been right there on that same ground since 1209 BCE, many people throughout the ages have forced them out but I'd say they have a fair enough claim to a place formerly known as Judea.
Arabs make up 20% of Israel's 8 million population, it isn't invading outsiders these people are cousins, so Hamas are not just firing rockets to kill Israelis, they are also trying to kill the 1,688,600 Arabs under Israeli iron dome protection.     

This isn't a black and white topic that many liberals seem to think it is, you can't just deny the facts if they don't suit the fairytale you've told yerself because others who have a better grasp of reality will call bullshit.  

If I lived there I'd move to Israel, it's a lot bloody safer.

Never Mind Harry Potter Will This Post Ever End?

Meet Dr Congo the man responsible for all the recent spammings. Observe his stiffy as he writes this:

"I am clever knudsen you are a fucking idiot.soon you be gone and me be happy.you may have bested me when when dueled at Niagara falls but now I win with my spam of doom. I hurt your feelings like a puppy in a trash compactor."

It goes on for a bit and I vaguely remember him from Niagara, I thought he was dead. I was lazy and stingy and didn't double tap him, hey bullets are expensive. I was able to get this picture from my contacts in the CIA and Torchwood, just moments later he was called doonstairs by his mother for his dinner, sources report he still didn't put any clothes on, oh and for the record Old Knudsen is bigger doonstairs if you know what I mean and I don't mean my dinner.

A reminder.

I do Satire not Satyr . Horned deities of the wild who followed the gods Pan, Dionysus , Bacchus and Iggy Pop. they loved music, drink and human weemen, hey who doesn't ? St. Jerome wrote of a Satyr that was captured alive in the reign of Emperor Constantine, it lived in Greece until it died. Aldrovandus a medieval writer said there were many still living in Ireland which goes a long way to explain Niolk ........BAM!
A Satyr can also instill fear and terror into the unsuspecting traveler and the name Pan goes towards making the modern word panties for which we give him thanks especially white cotton panties stretched to capacity across a woman's ample behind, um what was I saying? oh yeah the Greeks and the Irish must of fucked goats, *hey have you seen their weemen?*

"What do ya reckon Jim?" "Um Ted I think its dead."

Scientists found a 40,000 year old fully intact baby mammoth. Firstly I don't believe in science and secondly anything over 5000 years old was planted by Satan, do I look like I came doon in the last shower?

Where is this post going?

No where fast I believe. Its July 21st which is national end a post with some old guy spanking a hottie day, c'mon get with the spirit.

Scott Caan, one of the few Scotts that doesn't wear a kilt, but fuck doesn't he look and act like his Da James?

*I will burn for this remark but its all just a bit of craic I love the Celtic woman.*