Gerry Adams: Villain Or Legend?

Gerry Adams is a divisive figure in Northern Ireland. He has long been the president of Sinn Féin, otherwise known as the political wing of the IRA though he has always denied membership of the IRA. While he forges out a career in the Republic of Ireland as a member of parliament there he is often seen on Northern Ireland television denying knowledge of something that occurred during the Troubles or just denying whatever claims are made against him.    

Adams with Jedward .... musical terrorism maybe? 

Adams was never in the IRA, sure he attended IRA rallies and funerals but that was because the IRA had the best buffets at those events. He doesn't even remember being the Officer Commanding of the IRA's Belfast Brigade who sent terrorists over to England to bomb it in 1973 .... not something you'd easily forget so obviously he didn't do it. 

It turned out that Gerry's brother Liam enjoyed raping his own daughter Áine but who wants to hear about that? Gerry may have helped his brother avoid jail and covered it because it's bros before hoes .... not that Gerry really remembers what he did, growing a beard like that comes with the price of memory degradation ... according to experts. Liam is now serving a 16 year sentence for 10 offenses against his daughter. 

Maria Cahill was a lass raped by an IRA member but since Gerry wasn't in the IRA he doesn't remember covering that up either. 

The present day IRA supporters on the Internet now denounce Maria's claims and call her a liar because someone made a YouTube that says so even though ex-IRA commander and current deputy first minister of Northern Ireland Martin McGuinness has said, "I believe Maíria Cahill was raped" but what the fuck does he know? The cunts on the keyboards know it all. 

Everyone wants to meet Gerry, former terrorist and President of South Africa from 1994 to 1999 Nelson Mandela had plenty in common with him, he once said, "Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world" the full quote was, "If terrorism doesn't work then education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world" with the passing of time and a few years of respectability you can be re-branded as a hero, no one will care about the burning tyre necklaces or the disappeared family members.  

Even the Kennedys loved Gerry, well until the IRA were connected to a murder in a bar and the murdered man's sisters made a fuss about it then not even Ted Kennedy would meet with him, and he killed weemen himself for fucks sake, what a time to grow a conscience. 

When the Irish in America stopped being nasty immigrants to spit upon and became American through the breeding like flies program they were embraced and loved. Even today dumb Americans will watch the Irish Springs soap commercial and pine for good ole Ireland .... even though it's set to the tune of Scotland the brave, I did say dumb right? 

Everyone in America claims to be Irish though the majority don't know how they are connected if they really are. When people leave the nasty cold and wet country of Ireland to live aboard their memory changes and maybe Ireland was a place of magic after all, hence the popularity of people like Gerry Adams. Terrorists who kill their own people and women and children then become freedom fighters. Adams was compared to Martin Luther King jr for his civil rights work ..... He remembers doing that by the way. 

In 1999 Gerry got a street named after him in Oakland Callyfornia, yes it is a one way street and is off a street named after a dictator but still. Maybe McGuinness will get a street named after him in Compton or Rialto. 

Yes Gerry will meet with all the greats if it can further Sinn Féin's cause of a united Ireland, whether the people want it or not. Fuck the people, they didn't appreciate getting blown up for a united Ireland either which is why it's best to be a dictator. Gerry remembers meeting Castro but doesn't recall sucking his cock for a free Che Guevara t-shirt, luckily Old Knudsen's sources at the CIA record everything. 

He'll meet with the president of Hamas too because as like the IRA, Hamas are also freedom fighters. Kidnapping and torturing to death young men for just being from 'the other side' furthers no cause but is a popular tactic known as tit for tat that keeps such people amused when there is a lull in the fighting or no tunnels to dig. 

Some meetings he'd rather not talk about. Even Teflon Gerry's reputation was damaged when he met with Tony Blair. Ugh, give me Hitler or Ted Bundy any day, I feel dirty just looking at this picture.   

Love him or loathe him, even the British Royal family want to press the flesh with him. Prince Charles has always hated the IRA for blowing up his beloved uncle Lord Mountbatten but he couldn't resist that beard. 

Not that Gerry was in the IRA if you remember. 

Gerry has also met with Obama, Hilary,Trump, The Dalai Lama and Vince Vaughn in fact Vaughn lent him some money for a taxi but Gerry doesn't recall that. 

Gerry and his dog

He enjoys naked trampolining with his dog (he denies it's a goat) and watching movies like Braveheart and the Patriot that kills large numbers of Brits in them. He often goes on long walks on the beach, but doesn't like to tell the authorities where the bodies may be buried there cos he doesn't remember and denies he even had a part in it. 

So what is Gerry? a villain or legend? ..... I think I'll go with villainous leg-end.  

   

The World Is Depressed

During the great depression people caught anxiety and sullenation from infected French sailors. 

I've been thinking about the problems around the world and many of the problems stem from the inability to move on from the past. People want things like justice for events like murders but to open up 30 year-old cases means accusing people in the present who may now be top politicians and that just rocks the boat. Justice is overrated so get with the program. 

Nelson Mandela's shit didn't stink and everyone loved him but no one kept bringing his terrorist past. Even Che Guevara has followers today who weren't even born when he was dispensing his own brand of slaughter in Cuban prisons. The Dalai Lama is seen as a peaceful cheerful looking chap rather than a pampered cunt who misses his Tibetan slaves and who had Nazis as friends. Brad Pitt's character wasn't just a German mountain climber.

 

 I've always suspected him of being mildly retarded, always too happy for my liking.

Sure a top Buddhist monk in Sri Lanka has just said that the Lama has been influenced by Islamist extremists and that he isn't a real Buddhist leader as he doesn't want to visit Sri Lanka in case he upsets China but who is going to hear about a story like that with Gaza going on and planes constantly falling from the skies? 

So Old Knudsen who is an experienced healthcare expert has cum up with a solution to world peace with using what depressed people get told. 

  
It's in the past and you can't change the past, acknowledge yer feelings then let it go. You can only effect the present and the future so move the fuck on. 

See? as simple as that. You may still feel the hurt and the pain so grow a pair and move on, no one cares. Yer holding up the line. 

 Click on it if you want, no one cares about yer depression cos you depress them. 

Do you yammer on about sleights done to yer people 40, 50 or 100 years ago?  Do you have seething hatred for people you don't even know?  Did you have to be taught why so and so are cunts from yer parents?  Do you wave flags and complain about things that you don't have a clue about?  Do you use events from hundreds of years ago ... a time in which you or yer parents or grandparents weren't even born to piss off others while pretending to celebrate this thing which you had no hand in?

Well then yer a dickhead, time to move on as you've wasted enough of the world's time, resources and energy on this and why the fuck were you not sterilised to prevent mini yous? 

Education and healthcare was wasted on you, yer opinions are swayed by issues that blind you and you can't learn from the past. Yer as self-aware as a nutty turd. Yer idea of living in a society is to cause trouble and to bring forth the hates of the past and put it onto those in the present. It isn't all about you!

So where do I pick up me Nobel peace prize from or am I not cuntish enough to have won one?  I can't pick it up this weekend as I'm manning the suicide hotline again. I've never had a repeat caller so I must be good.

  

Nelson Mandela Has Been Released

The great man himself Nelson Mandela has died. The 95 year-old was driving his Porsche Carrera GT through the province of Gauteng at great speed when his car struck a tree and was engulfed in a fireball.

If you read the BBC obituary you'll see under the picture a caption suggesting that Mandela has returned from the grave. The usual piss poor reporting BBC, you've already claimed that Jesus was a real historical person in one report a while back and now we have zombies visiting prison cells? 

FUCK it makes me so mad!!!!!!

So Mandela has been dying for quite a while now but now hes dead we can all go ahead and say what a great man he was .... is he dead yet? is he dead yet? is he .... oh he is?  What a truly inspiring person.  

If you are really inspired would you not have been putting his picture up all the time he was on his death bed. Humans are odd silly creatures.

Well he was a great man considering what hes done for South Africa, sure there is a lot of hype surrounding him and many honours given to him but still, we didn't catch him doing nasty stuff unlike his second wife Winnie who once said "With our lighters and our tires we will liberate our people!".
Imagine wanting to marry someone who endorsed the setting fire of tires around the necks of people they didn't like.
Sure Mandela was a terrorist leader within the ANC which was only officially removed from the United States terrorism watch list in 2008 but I don't mean that kind of dirt I mean Jimmy Savile dirt, he was another great man until after he died.
The ANC are still a nasty bunch and Mandela and Desmond Tutu rapidly lost faith in it thanks to events like in 2012 at the massacre of Lonmin miners.  

If there is any dirt then it will come out now after his death just like the massive out-pouring of praise.

To reach the age of 95 is very good but considering he had 27 years stolen from him I think he was still owed another 10 years or so.


Rest in peace Mr Mandela until yer next life.

Lemurs Have Killed Mandela

All the nations of the world have been infected by a malicious evil known as the New world order of the Lemur nation. They have their human hybrid infiltrators who manipulate world events for ultimate lemur domination.    

Now and again their glamor magic glitches and you can catch a glimpse of their lemur selves. Old Knudsen has been called mad and insane but he is the only one that can see the ultimate truth. A sure way to spot a lemur is anyone who dislikes Old Knudsen or disagrees with him. I mean, only a lemur could be against the death penalty for rapists and pedos.

While the world talks about whistle blowing gheys and their marriage or guns and flags an shit, Old Knudsen will be reading the important news.
Nelson Mandela may be a former terrorist and world leader but Old Knudsen knows him better as being a powerful Warlock .... he has slipped into the Odin sleep and if he does not awaken then I fear that we have lost South Africa to those bug eyed demons.

Stay frosty my friends, it is the lemurs you need to be worrying about for they are judging you with their big bug eyes.

   

I Say 'NO' To The Mandela Hype

Nelson and Winnie meet Rosa Parks who got famous for hogging a bus seat or something. I heard that Winnie actually wanted to stab her, you know what shes like.

Rosa Parks was from Scots/Irish descent which means she wasn't just uppity she was stubborn too.

In 2002 President George W Bush announced he was going to give the nation's highest civilian honor, the Medal of Freedom to pop culture icon Nelson Mandela. Old nelly was happy enough to accept it then 6 months later he said:

"A power with a president who has no foresight and cannot think properly is now wanting to plunge the world into a holocaust he called President Bush arrogant and shortsighted and implied that he was a racist. He continued, "If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don't care for human beings."

Fair enough but a little ungrateful don't ya think? I mean I turned doon the French Croix de Guerre because I think the french are all cunts and I'm a card carrying fucking hypocrite. He also slagged off the US for dropping nukes on Japan, what would he have done? talking to those fanatics didn't work.

Mandela had just turned 85 and celebrated with a gala dinner in Johannesburg with people like Oprah, Bono, Streisand, De Niro, Tutu and Richard fucking Branson.

It seems to me people kind of gloss over everything and just think of Mandela as the kindly old good guy who has had it rough with 27 years of prison but still managed to over throw the evil Apartheid with the aid of trendy pop singers and T-shirts.

His hero was Gandhi, yep another womanising arsehole that's been all shined up to look godlike. Mandela tried the non-violent approach at first but said screw that for a lark.
Hes had 3 marriages and as a newly qualified lawyer he was a big spending ladies man, he even fancied himself as a professional boxer and the ANC (African National Congress) was relieved when he was sent to prison instead.
Mandela was the head of the ANC's terrorist arm 'MK' or Spear of the nation and was convicted of terrorism in 1963 which he freely admitted.
When economic sanctions and an oil embargo brought the end of Apartheid he was released in 1990 and he continued with MK waging terrorist attacks with arson, political murder and robberies.
He stated, "It was always my view that the armed liberation struggle is based on and grows out of mass political struggle fought by the oppressed." He called for the total defeat of "the white minority."

In 1993 Mandela and De Klerk won the Nobel peace prize, I'm not too impressed as its named after the inventor of dynamite.
Mandela and the ANC may of had close ties to Soviet Russia, Cuba, Libya, Iran, North Korea and the Palestinians but worse still he was friends with the trendy Clintons, Hilary described him as a "gift to humanity." In her book 'Living history' she compared forgiving dirty dick Bill to Mandela forgiving his white jailers, "if Mandela could forgive, I would try." Fuck shes a silly bitch, I'd do her but really she'd do anything for politics. I suppose she gets more campaign funds with Bill than without him.
As the head of MK Mandela has admitted to killing civilians and violating human rights, he quickly dumped Winnie when she started killing 14 year old boys so that shit wouldn't stick to his new laundered image.

Now there is a statue up in London near by that other great hero Oliver Cromwell, go on ask the Irish how great Cromwell is . When Mandela retired he then decided to start championing aids/HIV a thing he had neglected while he was in power,his son died of aids in 2005, other trendy causes he missed on are support of the African diamond industry woops! he loves dem diamonds and the last time he said anything in public about Zimbabwe and Robert Mugabe was in 2000, hes been strangely quiet about it all.

Someone will ask if I'm serious about this post and another will say what a great man he is, to answer yes I am and no hes a lucky man, a true politician . Hes like a Kennedy he changes direction with the wind, I just don't like him and I'm usually spot on when I get that feeling about people, theres no law to say I have to like him cos everyone else does. Do not mistake majority for truth .

I'm not a sheep or hype believer I just think its fascinating the way things work out, no shit has stuck to this guy at all, hes a fucking saint. Is it because Apartheid is trendy and seen to be so bad? the poor black people standing up against the Nazi like whites? was it because his MK group didn't have to go all the way with violence before the whites backed doon? who is next for a statue, Gerry Adams or Osama Bin Laden?