Eastern Bloc Promise

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Out of respect for what is happening in the Middle east, all my Christian shaming gurls cum from either Russia or the Ukraine.

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Does it really matter which is which? You aren't going to put yer hand away in support of Ukraine, you aren't fooling anyone.

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I do find them interesting to look at this week for some reason, this Ukrainian lass has a very expressive face like yer painting Moaning Lisa. 

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Don't ask me what the fuck is up with her hair, I'm a bloke .... look tits! 

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This one looks evil but of course she is, she's naked on my blog that qualifies as being evil right? Feast yer eyes you child loving Christians, is evil really that bad? .... at least it's legal. 

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Such a lovely smile her tits have, is it the stool or the tasteful beach scene that makes her appear so full of joy?

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Check out the bone structure on that, and what a great pair of eyebrows. Old Knudsen, ya did good.

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Red underwear, ya guessed it she's a Russian. 

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Not big with the tits this week, ah well just blame the politic tension. 

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The gurl without her red underwear, what a lovely pear she has though. 

Out Of Yer League But You Can Dream

Hello kiddy fiddling Christians, spread the word it's Old Knudsen's Sunday temptation. Boy Scouts of America, The Catholic church, you uptight Prods of all flavours that seem to all taste like shite and hey even yon Muslims as Christianity and Islamic-ness all cum from the Jews .... might as well mention those hooked nosed money lenders too cos they touted on Jesus and suck children's willys when circumcising them. Look at these loverly weemen and repent.

I'm not even going to try to convince the members of NAMBLA to move onto adults, I'd just have those cunts executed for the good of the many.

   Say what you want about gravity, Old Knudsen likes the hanging doon boobies. 

I don't like weemen with clothes on or the colour purple but I really like this.

Those 6X6 white tiles really compliment those baps, well done lass. 

One for the few female predators out there, a rising star in military intelligence, I taught him all I know .... which didn't take that long.

This lass tried to seduce Old Knudsen but first she got a taste of my tongue, "NO FUCKING HIGH HEELS ON MY NEW LEATHER COUCH!" some folks are just so obsessed with sex that they don't think..... then she got a taste of my tongue.
  

She looks like the grateful sort, I think I've done well with my temptations this week. I'll stop at eight.

Remember, if there is no hair then don't go there ..... what if they shave? ach don't fucking well confuse me catchy slogan. 

 

Stench Trench Meets Cave Hill

A naked woman was seen at Cave Hill (a Belfast hill that has caves) posing naked for pictures.

A witness said that he had been sitting down for a rest at around 2.30pm when he noticed what was going on. "I was sitting drinking my juice and eating my Mars bar when what caught my eye was this girl with long blonde hair and a big hairy muff." 

 On Cave Hill with Belfast lough below.

"She was posing on a rock and all sorts of poses, glamour sort of stuff. I couldn't see any detail from where I was and I really did try, it was obvious it wasn't anything tasteful."

Some walkers heading up to the caves saw the naked woman and revolted at the thought young firm bare flesh turned round and walked away. 

But this is acceptable...

This is Northern fucking Ireland, we'll not have any of that sinful shite round here. Sure children wearing belly tops and 50 year-old weemen dressing like they are 20 is fine but no nudity .... cos the Bible says, well I'm not exactly sure what the Bible says but if Old Knudsen likes it then the Bible is probably against it. 

 I think I just saw her giblets.

Top DUP Orangeman, code breaker and bare knuckle champion Nelson McCauseland is on the case. 

Ok kids, enough X-man training for today lets all hit the showers.

McCausland has called for Belfast City Council to investigate.... The police were of no help as usual, 'oh naked woman you say, nope not had any calls can't help you.' 

Yes lets waste council time so they don't see all the dodgy deals yer doing with the Orange Order and the housing executive.

This kind of thing must be stopped immediately, next you have naked women running around with dragons burning down our great cities and releases the taigs .... er slaves. WINTER IS COMING!

 We stopped Rhianna's breasts, we aren't afraid of some ucky gurly front bottom parts .

McCauseland who like every good Protestant male has never seen a naked woman and until God says it's ok to do so he will continue to ensure his wife is clothed at all times .... thank fuck for crotchless gunties.

Worried that this may turn into a pandemic farmers have reportedly found naked weemen on their farms but have been too ashamed to tell for any real amounts to be known. Just chop them up and no one will ever know.

The DUP have issued a statement for weemen to know their place and do as they are told and have suggested that the Cave Hill hoor was probably a Catholic lady. 

They have also issued an appeal to the public, keep your eyes peeled for naked weemen, take plenty of photos for the newspapers and report it to the police.  Old Knudsen is doing a sweep of Belfast homes looking through windows for these filthy harlots. 

 

Sunday Special

Today's post of semi clad hotties is not designed to change Christian pedos into lovers of adults but is instead in honour of fathers as sources have told Old Knudsen it is Fathers day today.

Most men's ultimate fantasy is a woman in the kitchen making him a sandwich as he sits scratching his balls in front of the TV.

"After I make you a sandwich and fetch you a beer would you like me to suck your cock ?" .... FFS must be a dream.

"You are down to your last 6 beers, let me run down to the shop and get you more."

 Two gurls and a ween of bacon sounds like a good time to Old Knudsen.... hmmm bacon.

Men like guns right? ..... well only us real men. Big guns with lots of bullets because we all have big dicks ..... online.

Men also like sports .... not playing it, nah we're way too fat for that, we wear sports shirts and watch while screaming how shite the players are.

We like movies, wasn't This means war with Reese Witherspoon funny? Two guys who are best buds and spies cum all over her face then wipe their cocks on her best curtains .... ha ha ha, good times.

98% of men fantasize about finding the naked body of a hot dead chick and for her body to be still warm. We've all thought about how not to contaminate the crime scene and how long it would be before we call the cops .... if we call the cops.

Ach a woman just turning up is most men's fantasy or the wife not having a headache or being pleasant for a day.

If you believe the Father's day cards then enjoy yer beer, golf and potting sheds, wow  we fathers are sooo complex.