Out Of Yer League But You Can Dream

Hello kiddy fiddling Christians, spread the word it's Old Knudsen's Sunday temptation. Boy Scouts of America, The Catholic church, you uptight Prods of all flavours that seem to all taste like shite and hey even yon Muslims as Christianity and Islamic-ness all cum from the Jews .... might as well mention those hooked nosed money lenders too cos they touted on Jesus and suck children's willys when circumcising them. Look at these loverly weemen and repent.

I'm not even going to try to convince the members of NAMBLA to move onto adults, I'd just have those cunts executed for the good of the many.

   Say what you want about gravity, Old Knudsen likes the hanging doon boobies. 

I don't like weemen with clothes on or the colour purple but I really like this.

Those 6X6 white tiles really compliment those baps, well done lass. 

One for the few female predators out there, a rising star in military intelligence, I taught him all I know .... which didn't take that long.

This lass tried to seduce Old Knudsen but first she got a taste of my tongue, "NO FUCKING HIGH HEELS ON MY NEW LEATHER COUCH!" some folks are just so obsessed with sex that they don't think..... then she got a taste of my tongue.
  

She looks like the grateful sort, I think I've done well with my temptations this week. I'll stop at eight.

Remember, if there is no hair then don't go there ..... what if they shave? ach don't fucking well confuse me catchy slogan. 

 

Dead Monkeys Fall Out Of Trees Call 999

Old Knudsen can cure cancer, solve world hunger and reverse aging but he can't be arsed. He once made a clone of himself to avoid jury duty and to have great 3 -ways.

Old Knudsen does not think Alexander was so great and once sold Florida swamp land to wise King Solomon.

He can say "Fuck off you tree frog licking cunt!" in 8 languages.

He destroyed Count Dracula by giving him alcohol poisoning and proved you don't need a silver bullet to kill a werewolf if you have a .50 cal Desert Eagle.




He chatted to German soldiers distracting them so that 338,226 soldiers could be evacuated from Dunkirk in 1940.

He can do 6 minute abs in 4 minutes while singing a Russian folk song about Cossacks hacking peasants to death.

While during a blogging break he still posted more than most bloggers do.

You expect him to never call you after having sex and love him for it.

He knows what was on the television that Elvis shot. He was the first man on the moon but no one knows which moon.

He once fisted a lemur on each hand and started a new fashion trend for gloves with big bug eyes.

Old Knudsen is the most interesting person in the world and his mammy thinks hes wonderful ............................. so does yers.

The people at the Weeby Awards asked Old Knudsen if he knew anyone else deserving of a Weeby Award, they have still yet to hear from him.

Stay horny my friends.




999 being the date and the British equivalent of the American emergency services number 911.