FEMA Death Camps To Close

The Federal Emergency Management Agency says it has spent nearly $7 billion in New Jersey alone two years after Superstorm Sandy struck.

Clearing debris, restoring boardwalks and rebuilding critical facilities are not cheap, nor are the flood insurance claims with survivors getting paid $3.5 billion.

A spokesperson for FEMA has stated that of the 800 secret FEMA death camps set up around the US for operation New World Order, at least 1 in every four will have to close causing 345 job loses in the areas as well as millions of dollars in loses to contractors.


KBG a subsidiary of Halloburton had the contract for the over billing for items and services provided by government contractors and now have to close 3 of its offices. The paper work for doing so is estimated to cost the government $43 million.    

FEMA made the mistake of buying $1 billion worth of plastic coffins just before Hurricane Sandy hit in October of 2012. The plastic air tight coffins were to be used to store a huge amount of dead people that a controlled Ebola outbreak would kill but who can predict natural disasters? Obviously in light of the funding troubles the CDC didn't go ahead with a full Ebola outbreak.

Other agencies preparing for various scenarios have also inadvertently caused these jobs loses, not just bad timing and a superstorm but the vying for funds.

The Department of Homeland security have been hoarding ammo to starve out the gun owning population who can hold on to their guns as in the constitution but won't have any bullets.

The DHS refuse to take blame for any of the funding cuts to other departments as they say they have signed the contract for only 1.6 billion rounds of ammunition in the next four or five years, that is roughly the equivalent of five bullets for every person in the United States .... Americans are big folk, you need at least 9 or 10 to put one down so really that isn't a lot of ammo.    

The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency or DARPA really have to shoulder most of the blame, it was their High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) base in Alaska that caused superstorm Sandy anyways. 

HAARP was responslibe for the 2011 earthquake and tsunami in Japan, Oklahoma, tornado of 2013, a landslide in 2006 in the Philippines, Hurricane Katrina in 2005 and since it's also mind control not just weather control it is also responsible for the rise of the Kardashians. 

While the much publicized Alaska station has closed as a wrist slap for too many natural disasters in the wrong places there are others all over the world in the various places that the US have taken an interest in. 

News of government agencies with funding trouble has to be depressing news for the man in the street. Welfare and foodstamp recipients have offered to take a cut in order to help them out. Schools have already reduced the amount of learning they are giving out and the healthy school lunches as endorsed by Michelle Obama are smaller and cost a third of what lunches were when the USDA were selling downer cows in meat products .... meat has now been replaced with a less expensive, healthy alternative substance that resembles meat if meat was grey and mushy.  

DARPA is one of the most successful government agencies with its constant news of war robots that amazes and distracts you all the while doing something totally devious. An online petition with 435,000 signatures asks the government to fulfill Obama's promise of prolonged detention for people who "might" cause a crime and each person signing wants to volunteer for this.

The true sheeple

Ever since 2003 the world saw the rise of an evil dynasty more insidious than the Clintons or the bush family have ever been. 
HAARP made the US population and many of those outside the US susceptible to brain wave programming, now 12 years on we are still constantly bombarded with Kim Kardashian selfies and fat butt pictures and even the Da wants to be a woman .... who makes this shit up? .... oh that's right, the evil genius' at DARPA.  

Bruce Jenner went from an all American hero heart throb to ...

Becoming Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. Saying that though dude looks like a lady.

Old Knudsen can't take it anymore, OMG what are Kim and Kayne up to? OMG what are the other Kardashians that pose all the time doing and are their Instagram pics photoshopped to make them look better?

OMG Bruce wants rid of his dick but he still wants to date weemen???? Well played DARPA with yer HAARP, now you've reduced the population to useless meat sacks who can't process real information and believe everything they read you've got no where to put them because FEMA are closing their death camps.

Their plastic coffins were sold on e-Bay at a fraction of what they were worth so what are we all to do?
A typical government fuck up DHS don't have enough rounds for all the people and no camps to intern them in. Write to yer representative and demand to be locked away in solitary or into a death camp with no Wi-Fi.

People complain about the over crowding prisons but they get 3 hots and a cot, free healthcare and solitary if they shiv a screw ..... fucking criminals are yet again better off than the law biting peeple.     

The Truth About Chemtrails

You do have to wonder at the education level of some people at times.  I'm not talking about what inflated grades you may or may not have from whatever school you were forced to attend but at how educated you actually are.



To ignore the science and common sense of Chemtrails goes beyond not being educated and goes into the area of dumb as fuck.

What these people should be going on about are the chemtrails being dispersed at ground level. Have you ever noticed that on cold days when the cars are just started up there are more ground chemtrails?
This is because government ninjas round around and put chemicals in the exhausts that stay in the air for longer when it's cold ..... science bitches!

Obviously it's some form of mind control because it happens in the mornings when children are going to school.

Demand answers from yer local politicians! 

Manipulation From Above

Old Knudsen used to think ..... As explained by a pilot.  Contrails (also called Chemtrails) are formed when humid jet exhaust condenses into ice crystals in the cold, dry, upper-level air ­ it’s not unlike the fog that results when you exhale on a cold day. Contrails are clouds, you could say. Water vapor, strange as it might sound, is a byproduct of the combustion within jet engines, which is where the humidity comes from.

Whether a contrail forms is contingent on altitude and the ambient atmospheric makeup - mainly temperature and something known as vapour pressure.

To put it into conspiracy theory nut speak, you have warm things flying in the cold sky and particularly during times of humidity they make create more fluffy things than usual that hang in the air until blown away.
Just like during cold weather,  flu germs linger in the air and on door handles for longer. Did you think that cold weather gave you flu? wise the fuck up. 

Then you add the idiot human factor. People who live in dry climates, who never look up to notice the flight path they live under then suddenly when the seasons or the weather changes they notice contrails, 'huh, I ain't never seen those befur, must be the government' .... much like people who don't get much snow and who try to burn it and are surprised when there is less water than they thought there would be, much like a helicopter landing in a jungle amongst a tribe who have never seen one before or yon Africans who moved to Europe and had never seen stairs in houses before.

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN EVERYTHING AND DON'T KNOW SHIT!

Unfortunately they can set up Facebook accounts and even .................... blogs. 

Here is where Old Knudsen feels a touch of embarrassment.

Just to prove all the red flag crisis actor spotters wrong Old Knudsen flew up into the contrails for some science like investigation.

They were right! A chemical has been sprayed into the air (probably by alien overlords) to promote human breeding.
You probably know of this program but just didn't realise how insidious it was. Aliens are in control of teenagers and excrete a hormone so overwhelming that breeding is the only option.

Just like other alien run schemes like the Catholic church and the GOP and the fucking DUP they want lots of tasty babies to be born for an all you can eat interstellar slave race buffet.

Or for those who do not speak English.

We are higher beings, not some kind of animal that only thinks about sex and defecating.

Even those who do not buy these awful smelling spray on hormones we are affected by the black oops planes spraying our air.
Old Knudsen himself cannot look at the above picture without thinking about hot lunches and monkey lovin.

Even the birds of the air can't help at being so horny that they dive in front of cars and get splatted cos they have one thing on their mind, fucking and pooping on yer head.  Why are there so many mosquitoes?  .... it's the chemicals in the air you fools.

Kill teenagers and stop breathing are the only options, teens can tell when their evil chemicals are not working on people, hence the knockout game so watch yerself.  The NSA Newborn Sucking Aliens are already monitoring us and drooling over yer Facebook baby pictures .... which I'd advise you to stop posting.



           

Obama And His Turkey Stuffed With Lies

 

One of the greatest lies that the Obama administration has pulled on the American people has been the Thanksgiving turkey pardon. 

Every year Obama does the presidential pardoning of a turkey who is then saved from getting eaten on Thanksgiving. 

The turkey has done no crime and yet it has to get pardoned? call the ACLU for fucks sake and maybe Amnesty.

You can plainly see from these photos that it's the same turkey every year. The only change was this year when they upgraded one of Obama's daughters. Malia (real name Laquenetta Washington) had not been coping well with alcohol and prescription drugs addiction and so was replaced with an older, more photogenic and much taller Malia.     

Turkey experts from all over the world have come to the conclusion it's the same bird. Jack Platter a former White House aide said, "We use a well trained crisis actor turkey named Teddy, we may add some color to his head or give him  extra feathers but the tell tale mark on his chest gives it away."  

The reason for pardoning the same bird is that most live turkeys in the US have been pumped with so many hormones and mood enhancing drugs that a live turkey is too angry and aggressive to be put on show.
Thanksgiving has been used for many years to target the public with a drug delivery system to sedate and docilate the American people, making them more suggestive and apathetic.

There are some side effects with a small percentage of the population. All US serial killers and school shooters have enjoyed many years of having turkey at Thanksgiving and then one at Christmas. You'll never get a vegetarian serial killer, it just doesn't happen.

 

A double dose of  Triptosilene twice a year and then what ever you ingest from the amounts in the chicken and bacon can be too much for some people. If you look on all the pathology reports on mass shooters you'll find the components to an unknown drug in their system, those who know it can easily identify it as Triptosilene otherwise it gets noted down as anti-depressants.

It is well known that president Obama has a food tester, this is not paranoia but is procedure to ensure he doesn't eat foods laced with Triptosilene, the tester uses a color changing strip to determine if the food is safe or not.  Small amounts can be safe but the last thing you want is your President or Presidential candidate having a meltdoon or brain farts on TV.

The lack of pork being eaten at the White House has fueled the rumors of Obama being a Muslim, duck, goose, beef and lamb are the usual meat products consumed there and only seafood sourced from specific regions.
George W Bush loved his Thanksgiving turkey and every year Obama likes to have a laugh at that as he tucks into his goose.