Rainbows Are As Bad As Chemtrails

It's common knowledge that 'The Government' repeatedly sprays chemtrails into the air to control the weather and the population. You can read a thousand websites about it on the Internet and you can see those strange lines in the sky too .... obvious proof.

What government, the British government? we can't even get potholes fixed and weeds in the council estates sprayed but they'll spray chemtrails? The American government? ... yeah cos they give a shit about the morons in Northern Ireland and why would they not dump out the chemtrails at sea where no one would see them? Why are chemtrails only visible when there is moisture in the air? Go to SoCal inland in the summer and you know what you'll never see until autumn? ... yep, chemtrails. Better still get off the fucken Internet and go learn about science you idiot.   


Something the government doesn't want you to know is that rainbows did not exist pre 1939.  The movie the wizard of Oz was actually government propaganda to introduce rainbows. Rainbows were actually created by L. Frank Baum, an American author of children's books. 

The government took Baum's story and made it into a movie but Florence Ryerson one of the screenplay writers fought against government lies and put clues into the movie such yellow brick road and the man behind the curtains pulling the strings.

(The orginal walk way to the entrance of Area 51 was made with tan coloured bricks) 

   

 

Rainbows are lasers created small unmanned craft of extraterrestrial design thought to have been reversed engineered by one captured from the Nazis in 1936 in Algeria. These beams of light are lasers locked onto lay lines within the Earth and used to power larger Motherships hidden behind the moon. 

The human/alien pact means they can re-fuel their ships and abduct whoever they want (except important people) cos aliens gotta eat. 

The chemtrails are used to make the area more adaptable to their laser technology which is why you often see rainbows in places where you've also seen chemtrails ..... in the sky! 

Write to yer local politician and demand a stop to these rainbows. Experts say we'll run out of lay line power in the next 50 years then the Earth's axis may very well reverse causing catastrophes and shortages of milk, eggs and bread every where. 

Open yer eyes sheeple, why have NASA never ever once mentioned rainbows? Bottled water, Global warming and the Moon landings have all been lies to distract you from yer meds the truth!   

Anti-Personnel Drones

What are yer views on drones? who really cares? you cum on this blog to get yer views and opinions given to you by the person in the know so don't bother thinking, you'll hurt yerself.

Drones are class, you can spy through people's windows to make sure they aren't doing illegal, nasty dirty things all naked and oiled up from the comfort of yer recliner/wanking station.  What are ya doing to do, arrest a model helicopter?

The police in Texas need moar drones to ensure no one is doing yon anal sex thing .... Texas believes that anal sex is very un-American.  I dare ya to tests the law in Texas if you don't believe me, the police there don't serve and protect they kill for a living.

Just a tiny toy helicopter with a camera and you can spy within yer budget. A larger more powerful drone can be bought for as little as $1000 or in British money £24.32p cos yer dollar SUCKS!

The military use the old necessity is the mother of invention idea and come up with out of the box ideas to keep themselves safe during the American wars of terror.  Like how garage door remote controls were brought over and used by soldiers to detonate road side IED's or using stray dogs to find mines etc..... don't give them names, it's better that way. 

Drones are being tested for all sorts of things like delivering yer sushi to yer table. It gets rid of the waiter which is fine as you save yerself a tip and hey you can never catch their eye when you actually want something anyway so fuckem .... unless it was a waiter with a jetpack, Old Knudsen would tip to see that.
Other food places are experimenting with drones such as pizza delivery and the burrito bomber which drops it's payload on a flyby and then you can drop yer payload in the toilet later. 

Not to confuse Tempura which is something that tastes like snot with Tempora as the later is the clandestine British Internet spying program. A big shout out to my handlers Jeff doughboy and Shaz, disinformation wouldn't be the same without you..... or would it?    

Amazon is threatening it's workers with, 'do a better job cos there are thousands of drones who would want yer job.'

I love this idea of a drone that can taser people, that would cum in really handy when faced with dangerous nut jobs or just anyone you want. Can you imagine the US police getting these? they would be itching to use them, no point getting cool shit if you don't use it.

 

Kim Jong-un, North Korea's supreme leader with extra cheese knows the future. While the US move their troops into his area in a silent passive aggressive chess game, he is keeping an eye on them. The US Marine base in northern Australia recently found a dooned drone with no markings on it but the technology and other clues leads them to suspect North Korea.  
  

What do you get if you cross progress with the American people? ..... Crazy whack jobs who think they can do as they please!

In the small town of Deer Trail Colorado, Phillip Steel learned that the Federal Aviation Administration had loosened regulations that would allow the flight of drones in domestic airspace and that there would be 6 drones testing sites across the cuntry with a view to drones being in widespread use in the US  by 2015.

Steel wanted his town of 598 *white supremacist rednecks* to take a vote to shoot down any drones in Deer Trail airspace as he resents being spied upon ...... what is he hiding I wonder.  A bounty will be paid to anyone who brings in the destroyed drones or just parts of it.  

If you look at the above picture you'll notice the chemtrails in the sky, I'd be worried more about them if I was him. 
Aurora shooter James Holmes and the Columbine shooters all noticed increased chemtrail activity over their hooses a week before the shootings, also their poo gave off the faint odour of cabbage which is the smell that has long been associated with demonic possession.  

The FAA has said that shooting drones would be as much of a federal offense as shooting at manned aircraft and is something a commie might do so there.    

An update on the vote, it was postponed for now and may take place .... if it ever does, next year. Phillip Steel is on the radar. Drones can be fun, embrace them. 
  


*I watch Southpark and therefore just assume* 

 

The Truth About Chemtrails

You do have to wonder at the education level of some people at times.  I'm not talking about what inflated grades you may or may not have from whatever school you were forced to attend but at how educated you actually are.



To ignore the science and common sense of Chemtrails goes beyond not being educated and goes into the area of dumb as fuck.

What these people should be going on about are the chemtrails being dispersed at ground level. Have you ever noticed that on cold days when the cars are just started up there are more ground chemtrails?
This is because government ninjas round around and put chemicals in the exhausts that stay in the air for longer when it's cold ..... science bitches!

Obviously it's some form of mind control because it happens in the mornings when children are going to school.

Demand answers from yer local politicians! 

Manipulation From Above

Old Knudsen used to think ..... As explained by a pilot.  Contrails (also called Chemtrails) are formed when humid jet exhaust condenses into ice crystals in the cold, dry, upper-level air ­ it’s not unlike the fog that results when you exhale on a cold day. Contrails are clouds, you could say. Water vapor, strange as it might sound, is a byproduct of the combustion within jet engines, which is where the humidity comes from.

Whether a contrail forms is contingent on altitude and the ambient atmospheric makeup - mainly temperature and something known as vapour pressure.

To put it into conspiracy theory nut speak, you have warm things flying in the cold sky and particularly during times of humidity they make create more fluffy things than usual that hang in the air until blown away.
Just like during cold weather,  flu germs linger in the air and on door handles for longer. Did you think that cold weather gave you flu? wise the fuck up. 

Then you add the idiot human factor. People who live in dry climates, who never look up to notice the flight path they live under then suddenly when the seasons or the weather changes they notice contrails, 'huh, I ain't never seen those befur, must be the government' .... much like people who don't get much snow and who try to burn it and are surprised when there is less water than they thought there would be, much like a helicopter landing in a jungle amongst a tribe who have never seen one before or yon Africans who moved to Europe and had never seen stairs in houses before.

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN EVERYTHING AND DON'T KNOW SHIT!

Unfortunately they can set up Facebook accounts and even .................... blogs. 

Here is where Old Knudsen feels a touch of embarrassment.

Just to prove all the red flag crisis actor spotters wrong Old Knudsen flew up into the contrails for some science like investigation.

They were right! A chemical has been sprayed into the air (probably by alien overlords) to promote human breeding.
You probably know of this program but just didn't realise how insidious it was. Aliens are in control of teenagers and excrete a hormone so overwhelming that breeding is the only option.

Just like other alien run schemes like the Catholic church and the GOP and the fucking DUP they want lots of tasty babies to be born for an all you can eat interstellar slave race buffet.

Or for those who do not speak English.

We are higher beings, not some kind of animal that only thinks about sex and defecating.

Even those who do not buy these awful smelling spray on hormones we are affected by the black oops planes spraying our air.
Old Knudsen himself cannot look at the above picture without thinking about hot lunches and monkey lovin.

Even the birds of the air can't help at being so horny that they dive in front of cars and get splatted cos they have one thing on their mind, fucking and pooping on yer head.  Why are there so many mosquitoes?  .... it's the chemicals in the air you fools.

Kill teenagers and stop breathing are the only options, teens can tell when their evil chemicals are not working on people, hence the knockout game so watch yerself.  The NSA Newborn Sucking Aliens are already monitoring us and drooling over yer Facebook baby pictures .... which I'd advise you to stop posting.