Meme Friday ... On A Thursday

Humans are the most intelligent animals on this planet, yet when they have a problem they ask social media or post it in comment boxes rather than typing it into their search engine. "I keep getting ads, I don't know what to do they are so annoying" it's as if they just got online yesterday.

If you don't know about ad-block plus by now, slap yerself.

Don't give the red shirts names, don't get attached. 

  

The Motion picture was a load of shite and now it turns out that a pedo was captain of the Enterprise for a while the film is totally dead to me.

During the Wraith of Khan they were all allowed to get old and fat .... yay!!!!

In Star Trek 5 Kirk asked God, "Do porn stars really enjoy porn?" and got zapped for it.

 

5 years is a long time, you gotta pull pranks to keep yer sanity. 

Tally Whacker Hits A Face Full Of Pigeon

Why not have a fuzzy fucking kitten to go with my fuzzy fucking meme?

I hate memes but when a hot young woman tags me well what am I going to do? I see these memes as a thump on the arm that says in a school yard way, "I want to ride you" well ladies the feeling is mutual first it was that Goofy woman and now its that meme addict Xmichra well I wasn't going to bother me arse posting at all today but then I said "why not old boy shes just going to keep sending you naked pictures until you do so here it is.

Here are THE RULES:

Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog. Share seven random and/or weird facts about yourself. Tag seven random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs. Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a notification on their blog.

Here are mostly superstitions I have. I get freaked out if others do the bad luck things around me.

1) Its bad luck to put shoes on a table.

2) If I light a candle I use my finger and thumb to pinch it out as I believe that using another element such as air to blow it out is bad luck.

3) I always put coins in the pockets of my jacket and make sure I always have in my wallet for good luck, it may only be pennies but money attracts money.

4) An itchy palm means I'm going to get money, I rub my palm on my bum to make sure it comes.

5) When I'm cooking I never stir a pot with a knife as thats bad luck and rhymes with strife.

6) Putting an umbrella up inside the hoose is bad luck.

7) I see the number 13 as a lucky number.

I choose these magnificent 7 bloggers, if they don't want to do it then fine I won't mind one bit , as long as they know I'm a powerful Warlock with an unstable personality.


Bittersweet me An enigma wrapped in a horny package.


Marky annoys me more than my ex wives do.


MJ probably has more weird facts than you could shake a stick at.

Ellie I'm just giving her a thump on the arm.


Mago this cunt just fascinates me.


Eddie Waring He is bound to be entertaining....... no pressure.


Witchypoo My favourite psycho er I mean psychic .



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Some Goofy Woman said...
I tagged you, and I'm sorry.It's only because I have a crush on you. - AD

Yeah yeah she sweet talked me then buttered me up with naked pictures to do the worse meme ever. I added some pictures of my own to pep it up as 60% of my music collection was destroyed during the war. I'm sure you've heard of some of these songs.

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY? Jolene, Dolly Parton (is fucking class, have you seen the tits on that bird Vicar?)

These tits don't belong to Dolly but who really cares?

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Its probably me, Sting with Eric Clapton from" lethal weapon 3" (I want to save the world)

Does Ironman's shit come out black?

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? I Like Big Butts by Sir Mix-A-Lot (well what were you expecting nice eyes?)

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Ring of fire, Johnny Cash (it kept me awake all last night I think I have worms)

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE? Common people by Pulp (cos they dance and drink and screw because there's nothing else to do)

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? I wanna be sedated, The Ramones

(life is too fucking long and boring and I can't take boredom)

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Hopelessly devoted to you, Olivia Newton John (I substituted the word friends for people I know)

Weemen want to do me and men want to be me its a curse and a blessing.

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS? Try a little tenderness Ottis Redding ( the hate mail does start to sting after a while)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Honky tonk weemen, The Rolling Stones (not sure what honky tonk really is but it sounds dirty)

10. WHAT IS 2+2? Pennsylvania 6-5000, Glenn Miller (what a stupid question how the fuck am I supposed to know?)

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Who can it be now? Men at work (I'm a loner as no one can be trusted to stand by their word and honour besides everyone is out to get me)

10. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Touch me, The Doors ( Are yer hands clean? then give me a hand job)

13. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Tragedy, The Bee Gees (yep how fucking ghey but you've read my blog)

Yes my blog reads like this sometimes.

14. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Mack the knife, Bobby Darin (hes just so fucking cool)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Solid like a rock, Ashford and Simpson (I hate this song but its a great double entendre)

My cock is as solid as the rock of Gibraltar. Shoot to kill policy 1988 in Gibraltar SAS 3- IRA nil.

16. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? People are strange, The Doors (they never did get me at all, not like the Yanks don't get me they just don't know me)

17. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

I'm not in love, 10cc ( the more you get married the more you see what a corrupt system it is)

18. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Another one bites the dust, Queen (The cunts will play what they like I'm dead)

19. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Afternoon delight, Starland vocal band then some Saturday nights alright for fighting, Elton John ( I doubt Elton has ever been in a fight)

Is this a fight or a delight?

20. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Folsom Prison Blues, Johnny Cash ( I shot a man in Reno Just to watch him die, well ok I've never been to Reno and it was hammer blows to the head to watch him shit himself when he died)

21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Don't stand so close to me, The police (unless yer buying a round)

And ladies, hes single yep hard to believe

22. WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS? What difference does it make? The Smiths ( the mantra of the depressed, I see the big picture and then don't give a fuck its only blogging)

Do they care about my blog? ha ha ha ha staying alive staying alive.

And to the originator of this meme.

Old Knudsen Is Asking For It.

I was young and needed the money. This pic was stolen from MJ at Infomaniac don't worry she won't know shes on her holidays.

Some people say I'm asking for it the way I dress and all and I say is," when you have all this going on why not show it off ?" I have been tagged by that bird of paradise lost Fat Sparrow for a fucking meme. "8 things no one knows about me" as I have already done 101 things long ago that got largely ignored I won't be doing this one, if you want a meme from me go to my meme blog on the right there.

Here is a picture from my archives in January that some of you will never forget, the only thing you need to know about me is that I'm hot and yer not, Ka-Chow!

My blog is under moderation due to a bad one night stand that turned out to be psycho, oh and a bloke. I didn't mind the bloke part but now they have become a pest, oh yeah they love the taste of Knudsen. Don't worry gentle readers yer comments will get through as usual and you won't notice a thing.

The Anti meme

"I don't know what to post, I know I'll do yet another meme."

1) What do you hate about the world? fuckers that do memes all the time.

2) What do you like about yourself? that I don't do memes all the time.

3) Why do you think that anyone is really interested in you? because I'm so interesting.

4) Do you think they really care about your favourite mood? everybody hangs on my every word.

5) Has your head ever totally disappeared up your own hole yet? tastes like chicken.

6) Have you ever tasted sperm that's over 3 days old? I choose not to answer this.

7) What makes your shopping lists so interesting? repetition, more memes = more fun.

8) Why are you still answering? caught up in the moment.

9) Why haven't you deleted your blog yet? I really should shouldn't I?

10) What are you going to use pills or a razor blade? 12 gauge in the mouth.

11) Things I regret: doing this meme.

12) Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Shatner.

14) Things That Scare Me: Thinking that no one wants to read my memes.

15) Things I don't understand: life which is why I'll never truly be evolved and break this chain of reincarnation.

16) Things I regret: Wasting the time of others with memes.

17) do you ever see or hear things that aren't really there? How can I if they aren't really there?

18) Who is the most interesting person you know? Me , hence the meme.

19) If you could clone one person for an orgy who would you clone? Me duh!

20) What is your favorite curse word? meme.

Why do I post this? because you are all boring and self involved cunts that think someone else really cares about what you have for breakfast, really they only want to shag you or laugh at you so wise up you boring shites and quit it with the memes. Feel free to do this meme if you love the smell of yer own farts that much.