Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining

At the moment all the horrible illegal aliens that Trump has ordered deported go and sit in fenced off pens for no more than 72 hrs before being sent to Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras or wherever. There isn't any heating but the Trump admin isn't cruel, they give them Mylar blankets and pads to lie on.

 Happy children

It just shows you how progressive Hitler was and yet he gets denounced or some crazy shit by the haters.Trump plans to build more detention centers for immigrants. If you have some cash to invest I've got one werd: "immigrants" private prisons are all the rage too. Trump's friends have shares in those and they make money by getting stipends from the government. Money making is like a yuge circle jerk that gives me flashbacks to Haliburton.  

I'm not sure where the extra money will cum from. Will these centers be built the same time as the wall, hows that coming along by the way? ... oh wait it's not. I've already predicted a wall a mile or two long and a photo op.  


Will all these centers not become redundant once there is a wall keeping immigrants out? 50 judges have been sent to the detention centers to clear up the massive back logs.

Working as a border agent you have dangerous shifts that take you away from home for a month at a time makes it difficult for the US border agency to fill their ranks at the moment.

Many fail the polygraph used in the hiring process in fact 2 out of 3 fail it. 10,000 new positions as Trump wants sounds impossible to fill. Army veterans are the best fit for the jobs but if you remember they did start scrapping the bottom of the barrel to fill military fodder roles so would they pass the vetting or will all those standards be lowered too?

The shit about lowering standards in order to let women serve in combat roles but for guys, yeah that's ok cos they are manly men. 

Maybe they should hire foreigners. On the subject of women in combat, a Marine D.I. said that the person next to you is a Marine and when shit hits the fan you don't care about gender, race or religion.

This Trump supporter probably has guns too.

Old Knudsen understands the need to know who is coming to your cuntry, it's a no brainer. Just as you should know who is living in your cuntry.  All these Trumpflakes afraid of Muslim terrorists and Mexican rapists will spend life hating and fearing and then will probably die from heart disease, cancer or their fellow American.

  You look better in this picture, you're still a 4 but now you're quickly becoming a 3 ... sad! 

The fear of immigrants stems from chronic dissatisfaction and our tribal tendencies. We have shit wrong in our lives .... no don't blame the government lets blame an easy target cos educated rich white people are my people ... though I work at digging ditches for $5 an hour.

Being and sounding uneducated has been a boon for Trump. A billionaire of the people. 

The Trump, Brexit, National Front, Britain First or whatever supporter think they have a grasp on what ails their nation because that is what they've been told. Quite happy for the swamp not to get drained as long as they like those in charge. Collusion with foreign powers, perjury, bare faced lies on buses ... so what? It's obviously the fault of the immigrants.

Will Trump muck in and do a few border security shifts or will his bone spurs come back and prevent him?

The Trump admin has to find money for their wall and their defense increase. Difficult to do. Trump's ego is writing checks that the country can't pay. That's why he's using figures from the economy Obama made to make us think we're doing better under him. He hates others to think he's less well off than he is.

Judges and States are slapping down his Muslim travel ban and his deportation of illegal immigrants. Officials in LA are telling ICE to stop putting police on their jackets and to stop telling people they are police as it messes up years of work in the community trying to build trust.    

Sean Spicer let his deputy field the questions over Trump's wire tapp (the new spelling) and you could tell that she didn't believe what she was trying to defend.

Spicer had a press conference and it was noted that his American flag pin was upside down, that's a signal of distress. Oh sure he fixed it and said it was an accident but his rescue note says otherwise.

Evidence Of The Golden Shower Gate Scandal

In the Gold room at his Mar-a-Lago Club in Florida filled with evil gold chairs. 

Trump likes gold FACT! He also likes to cheat on his wives FACT! He also loves Russia FACT! so when a story came out that he enjoys getting golden showers from Russian hookers no one was really surprised. 

People online said they could believe the hooker piss stories easier than they could that he was President. 

No proof? Well for years Trump insisted that Obama wasn't American and never let the lack of proof get in the way of denouncing him. Even when Obama's birth certificate was shown Trump declared it a fake because he knows things about birth certificates that no one else does.   

When Trump called Hillary crooked and said she should be jailed there was no proof, in fact she had been cleared but that wasn't good enough for him ... well until he won and then it was all 'let her be she's suffered enough' get used to him breaking his promises.

We now live in a werld were proof and facts are irrelevant and where yer opinion and rumor carries more clout. 

During one of Trump's many visits to Russia in 2013 he was staying at the Ritz Carlton hotel in a room he knew the Obama's had been in before. He hates Mrs Obama as he says she's just a 4 and so when his local contacts were able to furnish him with some prostitutes he got them to defile the bed the Obama's had slept in by urinating onto him as he lay there lapping it up. He also enjoys beating off watching them piss in front of him. 

According to FSB sources he'll shit into the mouths of less attractive hookers as he screams obscenities at them .... so just yer usual healthy sexual appetite then. I actually expected something nasty, ah well.

 

 The full document 

a reenactment of the night. 

The Russians knew what Trump was like and over the years had complied much of his inappropriate behavior in a file.  The sources for this story are numerous ex-Russian intelligence officers and a former British MI-6 agent. 

The room that Trump stayed in on this occasion had been bugged with video and audio recording devices. It's normal FSB procedure to tape foreign visitors in the hopes of finding incriminating evidence about them. 

Hillary Clinton's security knew to sweep for bugs but still the FSB were able to intercept some of her phone calls. In 2009 they knew all about her explosive diarrhea after eating some dodgy seafood, she loves her shrimp cocktail which then led to the highly publicized attempt to assassinate her in 2012 with poisoned seafood sauce which luckily only killed her personal assistant/food taster.      

The FSB recruits operatives/assets through blackmail, bribes and coercion, they usually go for aides or businessmen who can gain access to targets like G7 governments. France with their elections are one of the main targets for the FSB right now. They "worked" the Slovakian election in mid 2016 and put in a Russian friendly leader there. Trump would have been a good asset back then and an even better one now.    

As you know Old Knudsen has been an operative for SG-19 for years, he still has contacts in the company that owe him. The details of his past are classified but Dallas, you are welcome, as are you Prince Charles. 

Old Knudsen was able to get a still photo from that cold Moscow night in 2013. It shows a male who looks very much like Donald Trump with a known Russian prostitute and an unknown bald man, possibly Phil Collins. There is a sheet on the bed so we can only surmise that body fluids were going to flow that night. Both men seem to be licking their lips so maybe they had just had a taster.  

Old Knudsen puts his journalistic reputation on the line to state that from this photo is real and from what former and current operatives have told him that the Golden Shower Gate scandal is 100% true, you can believe me. 

  

The End Of King Midas

Archeologists from The University of Pennsylvania who were doing work on what is thought to be the tomb of King Midas found a secret compartment filled with a very strange treasure. 

King Midas ruled in what would be modern day Greece and Turkey in the 8th century BC and according to philosopher Aristotle had the ability or even curse to turn anything he touched into gold. The tomb was discovered in 1957 but had been mostly emptied by robbers, not even the body was recovered though there have been legends of a man sized golden statue having been removed from the tomb.   

The expression 'worth your weight in gold' came from the various rumours connected to the body of Midas.  

In the secret chamber 3 jars were found containing what looked like 25 LBS of golden feces. If this was actual feces that had turned to gold then this would verify Aristotle's account of the king's last days.

The king himself slowly started to turn to gold and eventually died of blood poisoning from all the gold in his system.
If the golden feces is a hoax then it's an expensive centuries old hoax by experts in ancient history. One section of poop had what looked like golden undigested olives attached to it.

Yes I Am Complex

This post was inspired by Witchypoo who insists on posting pictures of herself on the crapper.
I have certain bathroom issues. While there is nothing wrong with a golden shower or a hot lunch on yer chest I draw the line at watching people sit on the bog to do their toilet big jobs.

I've shagged a gurl who had IBS, while she was on top she let go with the chocolate factory which is fine but to watch someone sit on a toilet and squeeze one out is just sick, couples who share the bathroom at the same time disgust me, there is a lock on toilet doors for a reason.

There is a time and a place for mega dumps like during sex or in a private bathroom so people show some decorum and for you Irish out there decorum doesn't mean spreading shit on the walls of yer prison cell.

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