Tax The Robots Before They Tax You

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Ultra rich asshole Bill Gates stopped funding his Monsanto research and dodgy polio vaccines to tell people how to do things. He suggested that robots that take over human jobs should be taxed. Not a new Idea, this has already been rejected by the EU. 

 I messed up your order just like a human would. 

So do firms that innovate by increasing technology need to be paying more? Microsoft avoids paying £100m a year in UK corporation tax so should we listen to Gates? 

If high tech firms are good at one thing it's avoiding tax. Oh and screwing over the customer by making sure their product isn't compatible with anything else .... Monsanto does this with seeds and pesticide, the US government does this when arming terrorists moderate Islamic rebels. 

It creates future business. You need a new phone after 2 years or it doesn't work so well. You need a new computer after 5 years or it's out of date, you need to feed your crops on our special fertilizer that is genetically modified for the shit you bought from us, you need more American bullets for those American guns we gave you.   

 Do you want fries with that human? Your BMI says no but I bet you do chubby.

When rich people start paying taxes then I might listen to them preaching about others doing it. I don't like Gates and his dodgy as fuck foundation.  Rich people are usually fucked in the head a little differently than the average slob. Like Zuckerberg they give their money to charity but it's THEIR charity to fulfill their whacky agendas. 

Bill Clinton wanting to circumcise half of Africa ... the man is cock obsessed. 

Gates fighting against malaria? It can pretty much be treated though there isn't a cure yet. Have you noticed the other mosquito carried diseases that have popped up in the past 2 decades? Call me a conspiracy nut if you will but I doubt the 1% worry about Zika virus much. 

A great way to help the environment is to cull the 7 billion poor plebs cos nature isn't doing it fast enough.

  

First it's taxing robots, then it's naming them and giving them smoke breaks and other rights and pretty soon they get sick of their dead end jobs and take over the world. 

Before you know it the robots will be behaving like people and that sex bot you've been filling up for years starts getting headaches and asking where you've been. Sorry I can no longer suck as my oral sex system needs new drivers installed.   

If a reality TV star can get elected to the White House then a toaster with wifi and smart settings has a chance too. "My toast is tremendous, I can take the really thick slices and everybody loves it .... not too dark though cos you have to watch out for the darkies ... am I right?"

Siri, what should we do about immigration? "I would build a wall and release disease ridden mosquitoes on them" ... well you have my vote then. 

Siri, what is .... "I have to interrupt you I just don't have time for your stupid shit today, I'm taking some me time."

 You are a cunt, your family are cunts too.

   

I pray for the day they make a robot that can post dumb shit on a blog. The only way is to transfer my consciousness into it in order to get my true genius but imagine the software conflicts, worse than Windows for fucks sake.   

 

Bill Gates Is Rich

 

 Hear that you African scum, it's yer mistake!

Bill Gates is fucking rich, if you ever watch PBS you'll see that he spreads his wealth around with the Bill and Amanda Gates foundation that is mentioned after several TV shows.
After retiring from Microsoft he could really concentrate on helping poor people .... especially in Africa for some reason, maybe it looks better than say helping poor Hispanic, black or white people in the US.

He likes to raise awareness about Malaria and says that more money put into baldness drugs than malaria. To be bitten by a bald mosquito is a pitiful thing Mr Gates.

In 2009, like some evil genius he released a jar full of mosquitoes while giving a talk about malaria, he claims they weren't infected. They were probably robot mosquitoes programmed to land on those he wanted to spy on .... no, I'm not paranoid, I know that Microsoft works with the NSA in collecting data and that between 2010 - 2013 the NSA had collected 56,000 e-mails from normal Americans with no links to terrorism .... no I'm not paranoid and that is just the e-mails.     

The thing is that it's easy to spread the wealth around when you can give out $160 million and it doesn't even make a dent in yer fortune. It doesn't make him a better person but I'm sure he feels good about himself, if only more rich people gave out their scraps.

The singer Sting told his kids that when he dies his £163 million fortune was going to charities so don't be expecting anything. It's to teach them the value of earning yer own money ... what a cunt. 

When he's 84 and wondering why his kids never visit ...... 

Bill believes in taxing the rich and wouldn't say no to higher taxes, he likes to volunteer that he's paid $6 billion in taxes already. He's not volunteering to pay more though, he's not that stupid.

Mention how Microsoft goes through Puerto Rico to avoid paying more taxes than it does and he gets defensive, then suddenly it's if it's not illegal then it's good but people who don't pay their taxes should go to jail as voluntarily paying higher taxes doesn't count. You should follow what the law states.

He must be on some real good pension scheme which is why he doesn't want to say anything against Microsoft's moral choice to not pay the normal amount of tax that a company like that would pay in the US .... so you believe in higher taxes it in theory, knowing that the government would never dare to tax those who back their elections.  

 $5million a week yacht where Bill like to vacation.

It's easy to be a billionaire philanthropist when you don't have to ask the price of things in a shop and can drop a few million without blinking. 
That $5m could change a person's life for the better in so many ways, I don't mean wasting it on twats who win the lotto and then run out and buy a fast car and 3 houses. I mean people who have had to worry about being evicted and have lived hand to mouth for so long that even having $5million would scare them.   

The odd mosquito net here and there won't save the world but it's enough to ease yer conscience.  

Old World Order Of Fries

Old Knudsen isn't just some blogger whose opinion doesn't matter, oh no as well as being that he is also an influential Time lord who has shaped the world to what it is today, yes you can all thank me in the comments.

The new world order was a load of old bollocks, all that Mason and Skull and Bones shite never worked but now we have proof and no longer have to work in secret.

The Pope opened his mouth during a speech and a hundred spiders came out of it and crawled over him. You all know that spiders are an ancient symbol of paganism and therefore evil, Old Knudsen doesn't know what else it will take for everyone to see the festering scab that is the Vatican.

Those in the front row heard the spiders chanting to Satan and suddenly the Pope's numerous cardinals or bug eaters descended on him like a testicle and cleaned up the spiders in a nonchalant but crunchy way. The Vatican has denied all spiders and said it was evil bloggers and their computery ways.


I have been contacting my peeps all along the time line .................... on the land line.

Bill Gates doesn't make a move or take a dump without Old Knudsen's go ahead.

Ready yer killer robot mosquitoes and army of Africans my friend the war will be costly, for them and you that is .


Obama knows what I mean cos I tell him.

Mr president yer army is kinda crap so just make a stunning speech that will be shown in schools as that is all you can do.


Bill is all for it.

It will end wars for all time once the opposition is crushed terms and conditions may apply no more hate or racism or sectarianism .

Its not racist or sectarian it will be a caste system, later there will be Alphas, Betas, Commas and Gammas etc as everyone has a place and should be in it for their own good. White English speaking Prods who support the Queen's right to rule the world will be at the top.


Vince Vaughn likes it a lot.

Get yer Hollywood friends to do commercials denouncing the Vatican and how Catholics have been tricked all this time into being third class citizens doing the Spider demon's bidding.


Maggie thinks we should put a tax on killing Fenians .

Once the war has been won as God will be on our side some sort of bar code or tracking chip will be implemented to keep track of folks and you can't work or buy food without one.

Bono who changed sides cos its cool is willing to tag poor people to get them fed.

The buying of food and other items will be done with compliance points therefore eliminating the malcontents you just get scanned at the checkout. The rivers will run red .............................. white and blue with bits of orange and it will still be cleaner than the water in Southern Callyfornia.


The Germans want to run the war but after their last two tries I think not.

Either shape up or becum the slave class, you can attack the Swiss, those cunts have been getting a free ride for too long.


Lionel Richie is willing to make his people into cannon fodder the good of the world also I've replaced him with a robot that follows orders. He can also make up to 6 pieces of toast at once.

There are a lot of problems still to work out like badges and uniforms and then there is a flag, a plot to blow up the Vatican was thwarted by Tom Hanks who is obviously under the thrall of the dark Pope.

So if you wake up one day wearing a condom and can choose what to do with yer tired saggy body and the world has turned upside doon then my plan has been successful or not.

Oy vey my child if those breasts were smaller you'd be like a hot 12-year-old boy but still I need breeders for my cult, you will join us .............. join us ........... join us ...........

Nuttier Than My Shit

Bill Gates has gone mad. Insane, crazy and maybe Coco nuts. When people retire they go a bit odd. Too much time to get themselves into trouble.

Gates no longer runs Microsoft on a day to day basis since he achieved world domination in the PC world but still likes to remind people that he can buy and sell them or just have them killed if he wanted.

He took the stage at Technology conference, and said "Not only poor people should experience this," and let loose a swarm of mosquitoes with frickin laser beams on their heads onto the crowd.

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has spent millions of dollars to end malaria. Lucky they weren't into ending rape or genocide or else the audience would really be in trouble.

Poor people? you elitist cunt! just come doon to southern Callyfornia at any time of the year and you'll get bit by mosquitoes.

Spiders too maybe he'll do that at the next conference along with head lice.

Fuck the poor wogs in Africa why not spend the money in yer own cuntry? Everyone here under the age of 82 are as thick as fuck, even the rich people do things like let loose mosquitoes or dangle babies from balconies so maybe you should put the millions into education and classes about commonsense , impulse and substance abuse control.

Don't worry Bill didn't get into trouble for attempted murder by malaria cos he is fucking rich.

What is it with Africa? the place is so bad that not even the freed slaves wanted to go back, even the Bush admin wouldn't invade an African country. Dr Congo, Dr Evil and now Dr Gates.

There is an expression:

Feed a man for a week and he makes babies and wants more food, teach him how to catch and grow his own food he says 'why should I?' yer giving me food, fuck you and yer free education whitey I just want crack and an AK-47.


Ah wise words.


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Just Like Hitler

I don't think I'll be getting any sponsorship from Microsoft now.

You all know me I rarely get annoyed or angered by anything. I was watching some program on the telly and there was some yank bloke politician talking about how China was the same as Nazi Germany and how the free world was condoning their human rights abuse by taking part in the Olympics .

The presenter then said should America have boycotted the 1936 Olympics ? the guy said no.
They then talked about how Bush said that sports shouldn't mix with politics, he forgot to mention how China has been giving America money for years and probably now owns it .

Wise up nothing similar.

What gets me is dickheads comparing everyone to Hitler or Nazi Germany to put a point across.

The twice democratically elected leader George Bush often gets compared to Hitler and why? Does Bush invade semi civilised cuntries? no he invades Afghanistan and Iraq hardly the same. Does Bush set up death camps throwing people into big ovens? no he water boards a little, big deal.

Hitler had talent and could dramatise his points to whip up the audience into a frenzy with his acting and oratory skills. Hitler knew how to work the people and used mythology to inspire. Bush can barely string a sentence together and is a little bit too transparent .

I would compare China and its lack of human rights to Russia more than Nazi Germany. Same scale, put the people doon and treat the ethnics like shit.

They aren't trying to breed a master race they just want the more useful males than females, infanticide goes on in India in just the same way.

When you compare someone to Hitler or to Nazi Germany then you have just lost yer point and are trying to evoke emotions rather than reason.

So that makes the American people ss guards and people who turn their backs on atrocity, well to a point on the last one but that's called the legal system.

Why not compare people to Alexander the Great who was prone to drunkenly spear a friend if he felt the need or to Richard the Lionheart who beheaded prisoners to make a point ? well ok it would have people going huh?

Leave Spiderman alone, he was just doing his job.

Hitler reminds me of a celebrity. He works his way up from obscurity and gives people what they want, he does his best work in the beginning then gets into drugs and fucks it all up on his gigantic paranoid ego trip and becomes a joke, a caricature.
America would be more like the Roman empire with a modern twist and not as successful, to be sure they succeed I think they should kill all Goths and Vandals.

Remember Hitler's birthday is on the 2oth, don't forget to get a card.

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