Showing posts with label autism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label autism. Show all posts

Wednesday, 22 April 2015

Life Hack Licking

For years we've read reports that if yer hoose is too clean then you may be leaving yer child vulnerable to allergies, asthma and ebola because regular exposure to bacteria and microbes builds up the immune system.

Old Knudsen grew up in a home made of lead with lead paint on the walls, the ceiling was made out of asbestos and the sofa was made out of radioactive isotopes and it didn't do him any harm. We'd be given cat turds to play with and we'd only bring the soap out if we had company .... ah the wonder years, I wonder how I survived.  

Good parenting in action, no swine flu for him. 

I read on a Natural News credible medical website that vaccinations can make you altruistic so I'm glad that me parents probably either couldn't be arsed to to vaccinate me or the NHS in its usual highly efficient ways just didn't offer them ... London gets all the good stuff from the NHS like properly trained doctors and nurses and all the medicines you can eat, the more regional parts of the cuntry get the dregs and the out of date shit. No offense to all the dregs working in regional areas, it could be worse, you could be yer patients.      

Imagine an Old Knudsen that put the needs of others before himself, give me the mumps, measles, chicken pox and the clap again any day. Make sure yer own needs are met, you have to make sure that you climax cos no one else is going to do it for you, I've found that weemen get too carried away by yon multiple orgasms to worry if I've had me one and I'm done money shot.

All those do gooders who go to the Middle East to help folk only to be taken captive and killed, I bet they were vaccinated.
I did get vaccinated in the army probably with some super soldier serum, we didn't ask questions we just did as we were told and I got a jab for yellow fever after that for me Nile expedition but it looks like I didn't catch yon altruism.


A simple life hack is to go around licking things in order to build up yer tolerance to germs. Now don't go listening to those crazy ass Creationists, germs are real and not caused by witchcraft, they were actually invented by the Germans (hence the name) in 1874 as a biological weapon to conquer the world .... Those Germans are always at that sort of thing. 

If you think that licking things make you look odd and people will talk about you then sniff whatever you are about to lick so people know you are doing it with a purpose and are not some crazy fucker. 


From the land that brought you door handle licking the Japs are also into licking eyeballs. This is good if you don't want to have to wear glasses in later years so you won't catch the long or short sighted vision disease, of course the person getting licked may get an eye infection but what do you care? Caring is for idiots who got vaccinated.

Many short sighted people will dismiss this medical article blog post thing but it's their condition talking not them.


Our early ancestors never got ill as they had built up their immune system by licking and grooming others, they could also reach their own parts but now because evolution made us grow extra ribs and fat bellies we have to rely on others to get to those hard to reach spots.

Ever go to wipe yer arse and then decide it was too difficult to reach and just not bother? .... Aye Old Knudsen is the voice of the people, a build up of feces is bad for the environment as yer washing machine has to werk harder and use up more energy to get yer whites not so greyish. You could hand wash but if you can't be bothered to clean yer hole I doubt you can be bothered to take yer smalls doon to the river ..... In London they have running water .... the cunts! 

    What a shit eating grin, happy to help clean and stay healthy.  

I have contacted some medical experts to lend weight to this practice as some may dismiss this for being not socially acceptable or against the Bible, those would be the sheeple and the big pharmacy companies that charge you up to £185 or $278 for each vaccine.  It's only the wealthy 1% who can afford the vaccinations that don't include the altruism. 

Prove me wrong Bill Gates or Mark Zuckerberg, send me 10 million quid for me needs.

Doctors Shipman, Crippen and Mengele have all lent their support to my licking immunity theory and if you can't trust a doctor then who can you trust? You may have heard of Dr. Josef Mengele, he is famous for his baby oil salad dressing.

   Lick it good. 

I hope I have improved yer life and the health of yer family by writing about this simple life hack that is free for all to use, however to make sure you are doing it right and safely just send me 4 easy payments of  £29.99 for my instruction video called lick yer way to better health . 

I only charge as the ladies I use in the video are not cheap .... ok they were cheap but the drink wasn't free and do you know how hard it is to get cat poo if you don't know anyone with a cat? Aye Gladys suggested using chocolate but I respect the audience too much, I'm no like Clint Eastwood who insults you with a plastic baby of course I slapped Gladys for even suggesting that I compromise my artistic integrity. 

Don't forget to state if you want it on VHS or Betamax.    
 
 

Tuesday, 27 May 2014

Lets Blame The Parents

 

Central Florida Intelligence Exchange (CFIX) has found that 79% of the shooters involved in killing sprees from 2011 - 2013 had some form of mental illness. I would say 100% as these are not the actions of sane people, even temporary illness or the inability to make rational thoughts .

The bloke who named his son Adolf Hitler and went to the custody hearing dressed like this is totally sane. He just hates Jews, Niggers, Gheys and people who wear spectacles but he's sane.  

Those who do not have any form of mental illness and who are obviously totally sane are people like Christopher Dorner who in 2013 killed 4 in a "work related" shooting and Michael Wade Page who killed 6 at a Sikh temple shooting in Wisconsin which was only a "hate crime" because we all know that racists are sane rational people ..... these people are not crazy .... that's crazy! 

I think that as soon as you write a manifesto or plan to murder people you've boarded the train to crazy town ... I'd better write something about that. 


Seung-Hui Cho the Virginia Tech campus shooter who killed 32 people in 2007 was assessed by mental health professionals in 2005 as his room mate reported that he had threatened to kill himself . 


If only he had killed himself. Cho bluffed his way through the assessment and said he was joking. Cho had previously stated during telephone conversations with mental healthcare providers that he suffered from depression and anxiety but he was never treated. 

This cunt saunters into class with sunglasses and a hat on, gives the professors hassle and takes pictures of female student's legs in class, he definitely seemed angry as if he had things he wasn't dealing with very well, taking it out on others and blaming others (see Euro skeptics) is a classic sign. 

As with disgruntled employees and right wing racists, those with Aspergers are not classed as having a mental illness. 
Aspergers is no longer used in the medical profession, probably because too many people express traits of Aspergers when in reality they are just dull as fuck wankers.  


Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) is the umbrella catch all name. Autism is not a mental illness, it's a disability. 
Yer brain just isn't wired the same as others and you tend to see things in black and white, good or bad and like a fly against a pane of glass, somethings just do not make sense to you. 

 Robin Thicke doesn't have ASD, he's just a dickhead and a wanna be rapist. 

Social cues are often missed, not in the way a gurl says no but Robin Thicke only hears yes and shags her whether she likes it or not but in the way that a hot gurl asks a guy out to go see a movie and the guy says, "No thanks that movie looks like it sucks" ...... maybe someday he figures it out. 

People with ASD often miss jokes and aren't sure if they should be offended or not ... how many times has Old Knudsen had to explain his comments to people?  "I didn't say you were a moronic cocksucker, I said you get on like a moronic cocksucker" aye people, it's not all about you.  

Trevor 'fucking' Phillips

Not to sound like a geezer who has never played a video game and who thinks that a haircut and army service cures all but Old Knudsen believes that social media and violent gaming harms the developing mind. 
Much like if kids watch violent movies from an early age they'll be aggressive noisy wee fuckers who think they can do something and walk away from it, like in the movies. 

When Old Knudsen plays GTA5 for any amount of time he does notice some changes and habits he has developed. 
When in the real world he'll react more than usual to police sirens, when he sees an armoured money van he wants to grab an RPG and rob it and driving on the left and the right becomes a little confusing.  
Killing hookers after they blow Old Knudsen is standard so don't go blaming video games on that. 

Old Knudsen recently bought Killzone 2 as it was on sale and he liked # 3 so he is honing his skills with intense shootouts and game provided combat buddies that keep getting him killed.... fucking useless twats.  
 


Social media can be a depressing place at times, do I want to click on animal abuse videos or read about children getting beat to death? Also how many times can Old Knudsen tells you that yer wrong before he gets bored?     

Too much information gets thrown at you with modern day technology, when you find yerself checking yer phone of yer FB wall 5 times a minutes then there is a problem. Old Knudsen watches movies or goes out and smells the flowers when he feels overwhelmed. 

How does a young man deal with this when he doesn't have the experience and knowledge to know what is happening to him and when his body is being flooded with hormones that already blur yer line of reasoning? 

Autism is a disability which doesn't mean it's an excuse, it means that you just have to try harder as with any disability. The thing you have to remember ... the most important thing in order to understand what those with Autism are faced with is - It's how they perceive it.  You might think nothing of a situation that has no effect on yer life but someone with Autism who sees it in a different way might be falling to pieces over it and getting stressed out to the point of meltdown. 
  
Scott Evans Dekraai killed 8 in Seal Beach Callyfornia in 2011


So the shootings that are not hate crimes, work or money related and aren't carried out by those with ASD are usually done by the real loonies. People like Scott Evans Dekraai who have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder or others with Paranoid Schizophrenia or Dysphoric Mania account for the other shooters.
They are the ones who the public don't have too much of a problem with because there is not so much to figure out.... he was crazy, end of story.  We don't find out about many of the shooter's mental health issues as many have not been treated and the shooter ends up dead without giving much of a reason.

Elliot Roger who recently killed 6 people in Callyfornia was a 22 year-old who had Autism. He had a well off family and lacked for nothing, being able to travel the world, attend fancy schools and red carpet movie premieres with his director father he didn't have the one thing though and it was a thing that he really needed and that was affection and love from his family.

His aunt who had only met him 3 times felt qualified to refer to him as being extremely sick, she backed this up by saying he had no support network and never had any friends, he folded clothes repeatedly as a young child and was on medication ..... well it's lucky that she never became an NHS Doctor.
So the signs were all there, the repeated folding of clothes. That doesn't mean yer sick and about to kill weemen for not wanting you, that's something you do when stressed. His aunt lives in France, and who the fuck in their right mind would live in France?

With family like her we can see how Elliot was raised.  

Always sitting on the edge of life, never joining in. 

When a boy has Autism, his immediate family have to do things and employ certain strategies to lessen his fear of the world and to help him adjust. Medication is not the answer. The early years are the most important ones as that is when he learns the most about what life is.

I wonder how life with Hollywood stars effects a boy like him, if he didn't have an unrealistic view of the world then life in Hollywood would really screw you up. Elliot never appears happy in pictures and prefers to hid behind big sunglasses and pout with yon blow job lips ..... like some movie star. 

Why didn't he tell gurls that his da was a movie maker? if that doesn't get you yer hole as you tell them about the Hunger games premiere then nothing will. Did he even like gurls .... who knows? 

He was obsessed about being 22 and still a virgin, now the headlines are 'Virgin killer kills six' ... ouch, time for a face palm? 


Elliot's father Peter, wasn't just a movie director, he was a photographer just like his own father was. While his father George Roger took pictures of the D-day landing and the liberation of Bergen Belsen Peter, took pictures of weemen's arses
Odd how this would be his preferred subject and odd how Elliot saw weemen as things to order about or to be killed if they didn't do as expected. 
Elliot wasn't full of himself, sure he thought he was better than others as he came from a old English family but he had doubts that he'd measure up. Regaining his families fortune they had lost during the depression was his way of judging worth. 
  
Adam Lanza is a similar case to Elliot Roger, besides having a father named Peter they were loners with everything they ever needed in life except being understood.  Adam's father had not seen his son for 2 years before Adam's shooting rampage at Sandy Hook killing 27. Now Peter Lanza calls his son evil and wishes that he had never been born, sounds like someone is projecting for their own failure as a parent.

It's easy to blame the parents and in many cases a child can have a perfect upbringing and still turn out to be a total cunt. Elliot and Adam's cases seem very straight forward and constant travel and an unstable family unit with very little understanding seems to be the cause of things.  

Autistic children need data, they are like computers and like computers their data does get corrupted from time to time, put that with the American gun culture and you have young men playing Call of duty in real life.
I doubt the founding fathers meant for this with the second amendment but gun owners aren't listening because it doesn't suit them. 
Reporters asking 'was there an AR-15?' during each press meeting doesn't help either. 

America isn't dealing with ASD very well which is why many preferred the name Aspergers. If you can't mainstream in life and education you'd get a label and end up being educated with the kids who bang their heads off walls and lick windows ..... that does no good for those who are higher functioning. Canada and the UK has better services for children with ASD than the US has and we're socialist cuntries. 

Like I said, ASD isn't an excuse but understanding why mass murderers do what they do is very important so others don't fall through the cracks and yes, like it or not easy access to firearms isn't helping.