I Want Your Blood Not Your Objections

A judge in Buttfuck Alabama decided to squeeze the petty criminals dry if they couldn't pay fines. Judge Marvin Wiggans put the wiggins up those appearing in his court by demanding a pound of flesh ... well actually a pint of blood.

Is Judge Wiggins a vampire? an obvious conclusion to jump to. Those in his court for offenses like hunting after dark, drug possession, assault, passing bad checks or having sex with someone not related to them were told that if they couldn't pay there was a blood drive outside, they could give blood and bring back the receipt for a $100 credit toward their fines.

If they didn't have money or didn't want to give blood then, “The sheriff has enough handcuffs.”  

Many have called this ruling unethical and unconstitutional. Forcing someone to have an invasive procedure against their will is fucking well not on, even if the judge had intended on helping the community. Americans really don't like to be given ultimatums or choices they don't like.
Tell an American they can either give up their guns or pay more taxes and you'll probably get another revolution assuming their heads don't explode in rage ..... don't mess with their guns or taxes. 

Some were unsure if they were allowed to pay installments as they had been doing while others stormed out in a huff. One old fella passed out after his pint was taken from him and a flasher gave a pint of semen by mistake... or was it? 

After the Pearl Harbor attack judges in Honolulu had ordered those with traffic violations to give blood instead of paying a fine and in other parts of the cuntry judges would let prisoners give blood in return for a lighter sentence or cash incentives but the increase in hepatitis ended that in 2008.

The group that collected the blood tried to contact the donors afterwards and ended up having to destroy most of what they had collected and not everyone was given their promised $100 discount.

Old Knudsen's conclusion is that most judges are clueless wankers with more ego than a brain surgeon and aren't fit to judge a pie eating competition. Seriously, just look at his suit. 
   

Alabama, More Progressive Than Northern Ireland

We like the ghey sexy time. 

Butt fuck Alabama has just legalized ghey marriage. The place where shoe size and IQ points are not too far off, the place where the Ku Klux Klan have five chapters .... with pictures! The place where yer father may also be yer grandfather and yer mother therefore is yer sister.

Northern butt fuck Ireland is the tagnut on the arse of the UK and is the only place in the UK where ghey marriage is still not legal.
Sure same sex marriage is legal cos good Christians will only do the sex the same way every time as it's sinful to enjoy it too much or deviate from how Jesus described how to do it in the Bible.  

'They doth do not make'th eye contact nor is the tongue to caress a nubbin for that way lies eternal damnation ... and I'll be watching'th.'

We have poorly educated low class rednecks 'Fleggers' so where is our equality? Yon fellas raping those male tourists who were canoeing doon the river get equality. They don't get big werds or the humour of The Daily Show but they do get equality.

They even have abortion there too and even public funding for termination in cases of life endangerment, rape or incest ..... it's like the 21st century there.

Ghey marriage didn't destroy their way of life or the sanctity of their marriages to their siblings and first cousins .... so any chance like? 

A Harsh Mocking For Hitler

You've no doubt heard by now about the Alabama Life Savers Ministries who put up a gog bothering billboard that quoted Hitler. Some toothless snake handler thought how great that sounded and didn't know no A-dolf Hitler.

Why not quote Hitler? sure he was a crazy genocidal maniac but when he spoke, people listened ... or they would probably be shot.

 Hitler considered himself Christian and boy did he act like one.

A cheerful smiling face can make any quote seem better. I bet Hitler smiled when he said these quotes, he was always smiling, a bubbly wee fella full of life, I felt bad about killing him but he had a good run. Happy D-day and in yer face Nazi boy.