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A MILF with a dartboard, I think I'm in love.

It was a dirty week for Pagans and Witches so I'm thinking that all you Christians are feeling a little vulnerable, the temptation to molest children is probably pretty strong within you. Fear not for Old Knudsen is here with his adult Sunday distractions.

There maybe some repeats as I'm going through old folders, clearing out my computer in case the police take it as evidence sometime in the future...... Nipples! 

 Those fucking aliens! them and their breeding experiments to make monkeys look hot. So they gave weemen tits, which are fucking fabulous I must say ..... then they top it off by putting nipples on the end, perfect just improved upon perfection. Lick, flick, suck and only bite with the really bad gurls. 

They totally just had a laugh with useless wee man nipples, whats the point in them? Old Knudsen can barely get half a pint of milk out of his and it's lumpy milk.

Back to tits, Old Knudsen is a big fan, he could and has sat and looked at them all day.

If Old Knudsen had a pair of tits he'd sit in the hoose and play with them all day, what did you say? I'd get bored with them? thats what they said about Old Knudsen's love for mixed pickles and they are still the only source of vegetable on his dinner plate.

Old Knudsen should never have moved back to Northern Ireland, the weemen here are just too brutal on the eyes.

The odd wee Pole isn't too bad though but shes a hag.

I like the feel of boobies,
in or out of the bra,
from hardly there to lots to share,
just ask yer dear ol Ma,
they bounce and jiggle when I make her giggle,
nothing like a laugh when all soapy in the bath.
Technological advances may be nice,
but you can keep yer drones,
you can't shove yer cock and get off,
between 2 iPhones.

A warrior poet Old Knudsen is for sure and that is why I was so harsh with Seamus Heany's work .... fucking amateur.

Some tits, all fake and covered in cake ..... see you next week you pedo Christians.  


 

Tit For Tat

The Untouchables is a great film, its as historically accurate as any other the Hollywood movies but who cares? I've just been reminded of the numerous tit for tat shootings that has and still does take place in Northern Ireland, now of course they cite other reasons than political so they don't get into trouble with the Paramilitaries. Being targeted for yer religion (no matter how wrong it is) is a total disgrace but shit happens when mongs have guns, remember if you have an enemy who wants you dead there can not be such a thing as being excessive, put them doon so they don't want to get up again, thats the real world way.

"You wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him--he pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue--THAT'S THE CHICAGO WAY, and that's how you get Capone."

I've been accused of being able to do a great Connery impersonation, what can I say my accent gives me a head start, this is the line I just love to say.

"Isn't that just like a wop? Brings a knife to a gun fight."

Connery played Malone an Irish cop that knew how to play in the real world and took Eliot Ness under his wing someone had to. I mean what kind of fuckers name their kid Eliot? just name him 'beat me up please' of course Connery's accent was Scottish as he won't lower himself to do accents such as Irish or Russian but who cares as he got an Oscar for it anyway.