Try To Blend

Wah wah wah, you pale faces took my land and now you destroy it with pollution , thats not cool Capisce ?
Iron Eyes Cody  (who was of Italian descent) became famous in the US in the 70's giving whitey a guilt trip about pollution.

Whitey is a cunt! if yer white then shame of you, aye sure Indian and African tribes had slaves and tried to wipe each other out but Whitey was better so he gets to have the guilt .... white man's burden.

White men have been excellent at war, mostly by the use of dark magic and alien intervention. Oliver Cromwell became famous in England for killing the king and stopping all fun and famous in Ireland for killing the Irish.

The Irish of course learned from him and killed the Irish too.... And also some English, they weren't fussed, more luck than judgement as their idiot bombers tended to blow themselves up. Though the Catholic terrorists were far better at killing than the Protestant ones but neither are/were as good as Al-Qaeda, they fight to win.   

Native Americans and First Nations went from being at the top of the pecking order doon to the bottom. Hey weemen and blacks even got to get to vote before the injuns.

Burning Canadian flags eh, whats that a boot?

Shit happens mate. When we see a bloke wearing feathers or a grass skirt we either convert them to the Lard or kill them.
Tell it to the Dalai Lama, the Uyghurs, the Hmong, the injuns, the IRA and their supporters, yon pygmies in the rainforest the Palestinians .... tough shit, get over it. I like the under dog as much as anyone but the under dog is tame and wants to fit in yet be different but what they usually want doesn't suit those in charge. 

The vampire Spike from Buffy the vampire slayer had the best lines for those all concerned about the rights of indigenous people but who won't give up their own land or homes.

"You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not goin' around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." The history of the world is not people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story, it's kill or be killed here. Take your bloody pick."

We All Have Our Scars

What do ya think about those bored academics from the University of Liverpool's School of Biological Sciences who said that Western women find scarring on men attractive and may associate it with health and bravery? Its a rhetorical question as yer opinion matters not to me unless I can get something out of appearing interested.

It also seems that men find women with or without scars attractive. Yes Liverpool is full of shallow cunts, but hey they are quick and witty like the Irish but harder to understand ............. don't you Irish go taking that as a compliment.





Old Knudsen did a study and found the Irish were more into warts and boils and that Franz Liszt who was always pissed (drunk) and the great lord or Ireland Oliver Cromwell were the Emerald isle's number one and two disrespectfully sex symbols of all time.

Women rated scarring as an attractive quality for short-term relationships because they found it be a symbol of masculinity, in other words a bad boy who will get them up the duff and knock them around.

Men without scars are seen as more caring boring types and therefore more suitable for long-term relationships.

Tina Fey who may or not be Sarah Palin has a facial scar. It happened when she was 5 year-old and standing in her front garden, some cunt she didn't know came along and slashed her. Yeah big man with a knife, Old Knudsen gets on like a 5 year-old sometimes cum and have a go if ya think yer hard enough.
Getting back on track Old Knudsen would totally give it to Tina up the jammy dodger scar or not so he mocks the findings by those without real jobs.

People who get paid for thinking and messing around are lucky jammy cunts. Actress Summer Glau the perky lass pictured above showing you where not to put yer finger on a weapon unless you are shooting it does not have any scars that Old Knudsen knows of but Old Knudsen would totally give it to Summer up the jammy dodger until winter. Old Knudsen does not discriminate for he hates all but will lower himself for his hole.

Harrison Ford has a scar on his chin, he got it years ago when he worked as a carpenter/puppy killer it seems that one of the mutts had a collar on and when it went into the wood chipper a piece flew out and struck the handsome star, he has hated dogs ever since and even turned doon those excellent Beethoven films, yer loss Mr Ford.

Hollywood has known about scaring for years, a big scar means Bond villain and a small over the eyebrow scar means hunk who has been in a fight but we still want him to look good.

Hey Bruce! Asshole Koocher with 1 million followers on Twatter is fucking yer ex while yer kids call him daddy and he may do a Woody Allen later, do ya wanna cum over for dinner tonight to show how adult and not at all creepy things are?

Remember my fight against Cardinal Ratzinger in 2003? Old Knudsen wore a plaster (Band-aid) over his eye to hide a weeping boil, it wasn't my complete annihilation of the Ratman that got me mostly female gunties through the mail it was the plaster. Yes a lot of tattered, stained belly warmers did cum from Ireland.

I hear the Ratman who is only 82 has been in training for 2010 when it so happens we will both be in the UK .

Old Knudsen challenges any cult a system of religious beliefs and ritual also great devotion to a person, idea, or thing leaders to hand to hand combat and yes you may form a cult just to fight Old Knudsen he will pencil you in for a near death experience.