World Profile #2: The French

France is a beautiful cuntry with green rolling fields, meandering wide rivers and a large open sky full of diamond like sparkling stars .... totally wasted on the French people.

Socrates said that the French made love with their tongue and fought with their feet but he had issues, he was bitten by a Frenchie as a child. It's not known what the French think about Socrates as they don't speak English. Well actually English is taught in schools and is their second language but the French just refuse to speak  it as they enjoy how ghey British people sound as they try to pronounce French werds. They all know how to speak English fluently.

Stubbornness is just one of many charming traits the French have, apathy is a national past time as are sudden outbursts of impotent rage. When Hitler invaded France during WWII the French shrugged and said, "let him have it," they only formed a resistance to the Nazis when curfews interrupted their cheese and wine nights.      

French weemen are famous for their great beauty and style. Their standard of hygiene is different than other nations as they find cigarette, alcohol and garlic breath arousing and often go months without bathing, using perfume to mask the smells.
French children start smoking and drinking aged 6 - 7 and there are no virgins in France over the age of 9. Getting gonorrhea is a rite of passage moment and there are drive-thru abortion clinics. 

Famous for their dry bleh pastries that don't taste like anything they are also known for their cheese and their love of eating garden pests and small amphibians probably covered in cigarette ash, garlic and dipped in wine.
The French have a strange way of looking at food, the French werd for apple is pomme, which is ok but then they call potatoes the apple of the ground, (pomme de terre) that's as bad as the Mexicans calling Iguana's the chicken of the tree.   

The French are famous for loving life, just not British lives, British lives don't matter. France can be compared to an ungrateful teenager whose life you've saved twice but they are deeply resentful about it. A hard working people the French work a 3 hour week but those 3 hours are very hectic with only an hour for lunch. The average French person retires aged 50 and if they don't they go on strike and burn things.

 Asterix the Gaul, one of France's greatest heroes. 

Famous for being great warriors their hey day was when they nearly won something under Napoleon. A famous tactic the French use is luring the enemy in and making them think they have successfully invaded but in reality the French are silently mocking them, this tactic was first used against the Romans who didn't have a clue as to what didn't hit them.

Another French hero was a young peasant gurl who heard voices in her head. Only the French would not give a fuck so much as to follow a young crazy chick, even they got sick of her cray cray and gave her to the English to burn. Some nations give you medals .... ah, the French. 

 

As well as being resentful towards British people the French also hate Americans and non-French speaking Canadians, their refusal to bomb the fuck out of brown Middle Eastern people is very telling, they will however expect to get rescued should the shit hit the fan. France is like that friend who gets you into fights with his big mouth ....  yeah you walking you chicken shit.

The French believe themselves to have a continental style that others lack just because they call their pubs "cafe," if you go to a cafe in the cuntry you may be expected to take a stylist dump into a hole in the ground. Much in the way some weemen hover over the toilet seat as someone with a hidden camera once told me.

If garish and tacky are stylish then the French are indeed very stylish. If you enjoy being looked down upon, finding armpit hairs in yer sandwich and seeing children with more game than what you have then France is the place for you.      



 

A Victory For Charlie Hebdo

 Al-Qaeda usually put the blas ...T in blasphemy, how ironic. 

By now you've heard how 2 gunmen, possibly linked to Al-Qaeda went into the offices of the France magazine Charlie Hebdo and shot and killed 12 people. 

One of the victims, Stéphane Charbonnier (AKA Charb) was the publishing director and a cartoonist. He had been was on an al Qaeda "wanted" list dead or Alive for Crimes Against Islam. The offices were under police protection at the time of the shooting. 


The editor and cartoonist said in 2012: "Muhammad isn't sacred to me. I don't blame Muslims for not laughing at our drawings. I live under French law. I don't live under Quranic law." He said the cartoons would shock "Only those who will want to be shocked".

While one suspect handed himself into the police two others, thought to be brothers named Kouachi and Cherif Kouachi are still on the loose .... it won't end well for those two cunts.

Charlie Hebdo knew what would happen when they published the cartoons of Muhammad that were first shown in a Danish newspaper and when they invited Muhammad to be its guest editor with his bug eyed caricature on the cover. 
People who get so far into religion that it consumes their everyday life usually don't have much of a sense of humour and will take offense at anything, be they Muslim, Christian or Jew.   

 Religions wanting Charlie Hebbo to be silenced. 

When someone takes offense it's usually because fun has been made of what they believe in or what they think is true and this belief isn't solid fact and contains some major flaws, maybe they know deep down that what you say is true but rather than say, 'oh whatever' or 'you are welcome to your opinion' they attack because they feel as though they have been attacked. 

The attack is in response to the very idea that they may be wrong and they cannot accept that.... or more so they cannot accept that YOU may be right.   

Betty Bowers: America's best Christian  has a proper handle on it. On a similar vein Voltaire Said: To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you can't criticize. 

I've found that not being able to criticize people also has to do with who your friends are. If you have a friend who is a good person and you like them but they support a harmful or dangerous ideology then you might think twice about speaking out about that ideology for fear of upsetting them .... unless yer me of course as Old Knudsen is a big believer in being true to himself.  

You can't control what others think of you or how they see you and who knows what the fuck they think? maybe they are ready a dose of common sense. You can't spend life worrying what others might think. 

Yes I may offend but I may also speak the truth too. A few times my truth is not 100% correct or is too based in reality or actual events than how things are supposed to be but I try. 

Charlie Hebdo says you can't criticize the big 3 religions and that is true. Contradictory lifestyles based on writings that are thousands of years old, many are archaic and don't represent the changing times and many are just full of bullshit. 

One person can read the Bible and ignore the bad bits while others only focus on the bad bits because it empowers them or rather it belittles others. Organized religion is stupid and if you believe you should live yer life by it then .... figure out what that makes you.

Genders, races, abortion, the dead, equality, Israel, Palestine, the Holocaust, the disabled, charities, fat people, the troops, the police, alcoholics etc etc the list goes on. You thread on thin ice if you dare to point any faults or have an opinion that isn't trendy.

My enlightened fucking mind can say that Israel is our ally and how we need them in the Middle east but I'll also mention what crazy murderous fuckers they can be who in this age of surgical military attacks go for the weapons that do the most damage, do they really care if they kill Palestinian children? Their actions say no.

I may feel dirty and compromised at still supporting them but in the real world even the good guys commit atrocities.
I decided on what the problem of the world is:

 Love is stronger than hate.

The problem isn't Muslim gunmen, Christian gunmen, religion, gun control, sexism, racism or whatever, it's stupid people. The rest are all by products of that stupidity. ~ Old Knudsen

Take away the stupid people and most of their stupid leaves with them. Sometimes (see Japan WWII) the stupid has to be bombed out of them .... seriously, it took not one but two nukes?

The world has an abundance of stupid and speaking out with reason, logic and an arrow pointing towards doing the decent thing is all some can do, if we do it then things can change.

Eventually the seed of decency takes root but only after many horrible atrocities. Killing people for cartoons will only inspire more cartoons.