Saturday, 27 October 2018
Make America Blow Up Again
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Saturday, 20 October 2018
Saudi Arabia Really Doesn't Care, Do U?
There has been a lot of backlash over the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi by agents of Saudi Arabia. More backlash than the slaughter going on in Yemen but who cares about that? They don't have a face and aren't US residents.
In the past Khashoggi has covered the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan and the rise of Osama Bin Laden for various Saudi news outlets. He was close to close to the Saudi royal family and was even an adviser to the government.
Khashoggi was traveling and working giving talks and Interviews. He had just been Interviewed in London by the BBC days before traveling to Istanbul.
He went into the Saudi consulate in Istanbul on 28th September for papers to certify he was divorced from his wife as he had planned to marry his Turkish fiancee Hatice Cengiz. The consulate greeted him warmly and were very obliging saying to return on 2nd October. He wasn't concerned as it was on Turkish soil.
He went in leaving his fiancee to wait outside. She had been given a number for an adviser to Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan should he not return.
While Khashoggi was cautious but not concerned he didn't know he was walking into a trap. In the wee hours of that morning a private plane flew to Turkey from the Kingdom carrying several Saudi goons, mostly intelligence agents.
The agents checked into a hotel and an hour before Khashoggi was to arrive they went to the Consulate to get set up.
Turkey isn't a big friend to Saudi as Turkey have been cosying up to Russia and so they will be paying attention to who comes and goes.
What happened exactly when Khashoggi entered the Consulate is unclear. According to Turkey they have an audio recording of an altercation including threats to the Ambassador who was worried about getting into trouble to talk of dismembering Kashoggi and how it would be a good idea to play loud music while doing it.
Turkey says Khashoggi was tortured and killed. Considering it was a team of 15 that took Khashoggi down and resulted in his death then Old Knudsen can safety say it was a hit rather than an abduction.
The whole event lasted for two hours before the men left the Consulate. A second plane from the Kingdom arrived in Turkey and by 9 pm that night both private planes had left and Khashoggi was no where to be seen.
For over 4 hours Ms Cengiz waited outside the Consulate for Mr Khashoggi to come out.
Don't worry, the US won't stand for shit like this, especially not against journalists and brown ones at that. US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo says he hasn't heard any tapes and doesn't know shit except for what Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman's cock tastes like.
Trump says there will be serious action but then goes on to say what a great ally Saudi Arabia are and how much money they have promised him. If you remember that just after that deal they had Trump condemning Qatar for being terrorists.
That turned out to be untrue and was Saudi trying to impose pressure on Qatar by turning the world against them. They played Trump so easily as he was desperate for a win.
Then there is the other fact that the west ignores that 15 of the 19 terrorists that carried out 9/11 were citizens of Saudi Arabia.
As like Israel, Saudi Arabia are our allies and usually our proxy bad guys in the Middle East. We aren't going to do anything to them because we sell them shit and buy their oil. They'll do things that we won't dare to do and are solidly against Iran so turn a blind eye.
18 Saudi nationals have been arrested so far and some high up intelligence officials have been dismissed. Just some busy work to look like there is outrage to appease the West. King Salman has spoken to President Recep Tayyip Erdogan by phone and Turkish investigators have been allowed into the Consulate.
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Labels: Donald Trump Is A Moron, Jamal Khashoggi, Raif Badawi, saudi arabia
Friday, 24 August 2018
Another White House Adviser Resigns
The net of justice closing in on Trump and his dodgy as fuck staffers, the President has lost yet another ally. Top White House adviser and newly appointed head of the Space Force, Lieutenant Colonel Wilson the volleyball has resigned.
The dream team of White House advisers has always been Hannity, Carlson and Wilson but when Wilson got the coveted Space Force job the other two like the little bitches they are pushed/rolled him out claiming he's playing handball with the Democrats.
Wilson was always the brains in the White House and even made Steve Bannon look good .. not physically obviously.
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Labels: Donald Trump Is A Moron, traitors, white house, Wilson the volleyball
Sunday, 10 June 2018
Like A G7
Being a body language expert I've been asked by so many people to this interpret photo. Angela Merkel the leader of the free world is a strong and confident woman and uses her authority without trying but understands about image and what will go viral thus improving the view the world has of her.
She understands that she needs to be strong with Donald but yet court the first lady Ivanka. Here she is giving the world what it wants. Only a small majority of morons think Trump is a good leader and ignore all the shit he's pulled and so the world is actually against him and this is what Merkel wants to show.
Trump went into the G7 spouting about trade tariffs and why was Russia not there? .... oh *Crimea*? That doesn't count because Obama let him take it and Obama wasn't a real President because he's
He finished by talking about no tariffs because the G7 leaders wrote him a harshly worded letter.... with pictures.
Trump forgets that the eyes of the world are on him when people talk to him. He also forgets to take his meds and where he lives and gets his wife and daughter mixed up which is awkward for Jared
but if he wants to keep his top level clearance he had better just sleep on the couch while they get busy.
Trump sits, arms folded trying to keep up with a conversation probably via interpreter and he's just remembered a great Tweet he could do about Hillary .... and it's gone. 'why is this little German boy shouting at me?'
PM Shinzo Abe of Japan or China or somewhere like that with the slitty eyes is showing support by mimicking Trump's folded arms. Like Trump he doesn't like strong women but it's a cultural cunt thing with him rather than just a misogynistic cunt thing that Trump has.
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Labels: Angela Merkel, Donald Trump Is A Moron, G7, Vladimir putin
Thursday, 3 May 2018
This Is A Safe Space
There are buzz words and double speak for everything these days and it seems that it's very easy to offend people or for people to be offended on behalf of someone else.
You'd think that people getting offended left right and center would be Old Knudsen's paradise but it isn't cos it's has gotten totally ridiculous and out of hand. Old Knudsen is offended by stupid people.
Trump thrives on conflict because he doesn't have any of the answers so he makes his underlings stressed out in order to fix things. Kanye West has obvious substance abuse issues and tries to play the role of the out spoken negro but we know he secretly loves kale and himself more than anything .... but that's to mask his insecurities.
Kanye says stupid things like if he had bothered his ass to vote it would have been for Trump and that slavery was a choice because those lazy slaves didn't revolt fast enough against the heavily armed white people.
It's the same as those who said the Jews deserved the Holocaust because they didn't fight back. Well some Jews and some slaves did fight back and it didn't do them much good. The 2nd Amendment was actually created to arm whitey against the slave revolts that scared the fuck out of them. Imagine white people being treated the same way as they treated the black people.
Then you have the other genocide against the Native Americans, they fought back and on one day Lincoln hanged 38 Sioux, it was going to be over 100 but the logistics and optics dude.
Lincoln, Mandela, Tesla are all almost saints because of convenient memories.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders lies to and berates the media on a regular basis. She gets called a liar on Twitter almost everyday because she lies. She goes on TV and she lies .... or she says I haven't spoken to President Trump about that. She gets called a liar at the White House Correspondents dinner and people rush to her defense.... why?
Her appearance with the smokey eye? That woman fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. She is ugly inside and out.
Oh you should have let her off by saying she mis-spoke or some other crap. This is the reason Trump doesn't attend those dinners. Sure he'd tackle a gunman while unarmed but people making fun of him and calling him out for what he is way different.
He got roasted on Comedy Central and by Obama, no more for him. He isn't just a minor celeb anymore he's important now. He dishes it out .
Trump hasn't achieved much except help out his family and friends with their taxes but even they are turning on him so he talking about his only real success, the election. The one that he somehow won. Yeah slow hand clap for toxic Hillary.
Is science really fact? It used to be that smoking was good for you and we were preparing for an ice-age. It's fact but not always right. To state that it's irrefutable fact goes against what science is. New technology shows us that much of what we once believed is incorrect. History too.
Science is taking the data and testing it until the same result keeps coming up. Peer reviewed too.It has to be flexible not rigid and set in stone as new data emerges all the time.
Climate Change is real and no doubt helped along by humans. if you say well we don't have all the facts then people go into attack mode and say 98% of scientists agree. Yeah and they all probably published papers on it too and have job security.
We don't have all the facts. Like the brain we sorta have a clue but not the whole picture.
There is no evidence that vaccines cause autism, or that a sugar rush even exists or that smearing vicks vapor rub on your feet stops coughing or Jewish slaves built the Pyramids .... but someone said it and others repeated and were gullible to believe it because you don't want to look stupid to the other stupid people do you?
The same people that firmly believe what scientists tell them also believe there is more than two genders. Chromosomes don't lie. You are one or the other X or Y. If you identify as something else then good for you but if a big fat fucker identifies themselves as a supermodel they still won't get any cat walk work.
Bruce Jenner identifies as a female yet still keeps his male junk. Lets stop being silly.
Liberals got called Snowflake or Libtard because they wanted fairness and equality. Then it turned out that it was the right wing that was more prone to crying and whining. OMG someone punched a Nazi vicious Liberals, what about the Nazi's right? .... Fuck the Nazis! .... I think we've heard what they have to say. Oh am I being a fascist by denying their right to speak? So the Allied soldiers that fought and died while fighting the Nazis are also fascists? Away an fuck!
Dirty Liberals want to take our guns but we demand the right to shoot children in schools. Then they turn on the school children for not wanting to get shot .... what a bunch of crisis actors paid by the deep state to speak out, just give em bullet proof back packs and arm the teachers. School supplies???? .... yeah plenty of 9 mil that's what school supplies are these days.
Many Trump supporters and Brexit voters are still refusing to admit they fucked up. If in doubt blame the other side for the shit show. Stupid Remoaners how dare they not trust the Tories.
Be it Nazis, shooting sprees or rape cases you'll usually find some white dudes at the center. Is that racist? .... well in the Middle East it's usually some brown dudes... 99% of the time it's always dudes. Time for a cull?
Old Knudsen is well fed up with the constant taking offense and the misery upmanship. This is from all sides and egged on by the media who will fixate on one thing.
People forget and move on too fast. Obama, not that great but compared to Trump a fucking saint. He got a Nobel Peace Prize weeks into office for just not being G W Bush. Now they are talking about giving Trump one. What an insufferable bore he is, don't go making him worse.
Old Knudsen has to have a disclaimer wall on his blog in case anyone takes offense .... like the fucker that got one of his blogs taken down a while back. I have a long memory and a suspect.
If people have a problem like a small penis or too much time on their hands and they see something that they can take offense at .... I'm not saying they are actually offended. They'll attack it and then support things like Politico pedos, cheating husbands and rape.
Harvey Wankstain is a terrible rapist Liberal ... Trump? well that's just women trying to get famous.
Old Knudsen's love affair with blogs and social media is well jaded, people are idiots. Critical thinking and decency are on the endangered list. Backstabbing and spreading lies seems to be all the rage instead.
Video games doesn't cause violence, it also doesn't cause a huge leap in military recruitment when the new Call of Duty game cums out.
Movies has minor characters killed all the time without a second thought and the audience doesn't care. The car bomb in Kabul or whatever ... just minor characters right?
People not rooted in reality ... patriots ... nationalists etc, you want to blame someone, start there.
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Labels: Donald Trump Is A Moron, is Kanye West Jesus, patriot and proud
Saturday, 10 February 2018
Old Knudsen's Shame
Old Knudsen has not been online to much recently, that's why it's a much happier place to be. Old Knudsen isn't one of those fake Interweb people that just go around making rude comments ... no, he's a real person that goes around making rude comments you ugly fuckers.
2018 has been difficult. I eventually had to go into rehab for Tide Pod addiction. I was looking at my gunties and they were skid mark free. Plus the ladies loved the fresh detergent scent every time I farted but like all addictions there is a down side, even if yer living the clean life like wot I was.
Then I started to add a little fabric softener and before you know it I'm standing in Tecso going into Tesco rage cos they are out of stock Comfort and Shout the stain remover makes me racist so I can't be having any of that. If only the Jews ran Tesco, they wouldn't run out.
The peace of rehab was interrupted by calls from the President of the US. That guy is so insecure. I had just finished a job sending the Cubans a message with Fidel Castro Diaz-Balart committing suicide by shooting himself twice in the head but now he's still on about this Russian crap.
"Knudsen they are getting closer, can you not kill Mueller?" .... Mueller is a tough SOB, I traded blows with him in 97, I just rub Republicans up the wrong way. I told him I'd think about it. Then what followed was a 35 minutes rant about how everyone hates him. Luckily Old Knudsen was on his commode.
I said Donny, do what makes you happy. Life is short. You want a parade you have one .... even though Americans can't march for shit, no snap to it. Play golf, make shit up it's all good.
The tax reform was a great hit all I hear is people saying how happy they are that the old tax system has been reformed. As for the stock market, I'm sure Hillary had a hand in that.
No one wants to hear about the Russians and the secret deals the current admin have been doing, the people want to know about Hillary's e-mails. How come she deleted those e-mails and didn't die because she didn't pass them on? That's the real story.
Melania may be angry after the world found out about Stormy Daniels but she had just given birth and you aren't supposed to have sex for a while until they heal ... you were just being considerate.
Sticking up for domestic violence abusers, well everyone has their good and bad points, perhaps they were asking for it, why should we judge? It's not very Christian to judge.
Ya know you think you have it bad until you hear about how the media is out to get you like they did with Jesus. So Old Knudsen is trying to recover and keep the world together too. I just hope May doesn't phone me about Brexit, that's like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end.
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Labels: Donald Trump Is A Moron, Tide Pods
Monday, 6 November 2017
Lord Of The Flies On Social Media
Conservatives and Liberals ... weird creatures. Are they defined by the label and shape their views to fit? Surely it can't be a one size fits all.
Liberal Whoopi Goldberg mentioned she is a gun owner and doesn't mind background checks etc. She said there can be more to people than just one thing and rightly so. All or nothing with no nuance at all isn't very self aware.
Yeah fucken hypocrites in both sets. The Bernie supporters that flat out refused to vote Hillary remind me of the British Corbyn supporters that voted for Brexit.
There is always a point, a line that you don't or refuse to cross. A time when you say, "I'm a Christian but what the fuck did Jesus know? I hate those fucken immigrants." Not exactly nuance or character when driven by bigotry.
Senator Warren of the 'Nevertheless, she persisted' fame when she became a hero for the left became their target when she said she believed Clinton rigged the DNC to get the nomination for President.
Bob Corker, Jeff Flake, John McCain ... not good guys. They became Liberal darlings by speaking out against Trump, then they passed a bill for him.
McCain is dying and so thinks about his legacy after decades of fucking people over and the other two want to be remembered for speaking out when everything goes to shit and 2020 comes around.
Trump unites people, if he denounced Hitler people would rally around the dead dictator, Liberals would say "was he really that bad?"
Don't see what you want to see, see what is really there. For a politician Warren is better than most as is Sanders. Chuck Schumer is sleekit so don't go trusting him ... just a feeling Old Knudsen has.
No one in the Trump admin can be trusted, no one there is the voice of sanity so don't go looking for one. Any new people will have taken Trump's shilling or sold their soul/dignity to him.
Just don't go turning on people merely because you don't like it when they tell the truth. It's politics for fucks sake, they all lie and compromise themselves in some way.
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Labels: Bob Corker, Donald Trump Is A Moron, Elizabeth Warren, Jeff Flake, john McCain
Tuesday, 31 October 2017
The Haunted White House Of Horror
President Donald J Trump showed off his skills with children by giving out Halloween candy to the children of the Press.
He made one of them cry but she was Japanese and only a 3 ... I don't think he meant her age.
Sure he made it about him and gave left handed compliments and hinted that their parents were the enemy. Like you do. Then he gave them all election maps of his win.
I've no idea why the media or anyone would let their children be near him. His 11 year-old son Barron really doesn't mind having an absent father too much.
Like a grandparent who forgot their glasses he tried reading what was in the little packets he was giving out but he couldn't because words are difficult. It could have been razor blades and crack in those packets ... take some for your friends he said, probably because there were only
Today on Halloween is when the real fun starts. The White House opens its gates for real not staged trick or treaters and mostly all hands on deck. 25% off Make America Great Again hat vouchers for the first 45 as he is president 45.
Security will be tight, they have the former General John Kelly on the porch drinking beer. Younger kids are advised to get to the White House early as he becomes quite belligerent after his 8th can. He was going to put on his uniform to be an officer and a gentleman but after smearing Frederica Wilson with lies and insulting the gold star widow & family he can't fool anyone any more.
Kellyanne Conway can't make it to the event as she is in rehab for Hillary addiction. She just cannot stop talking about her and then deflects by accusing others of being obsessed with Russia. Typical addict behavior.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be there of course. Well she said she would be but she lies like a rug. You'd think this would be a conflict with her Christian beliefs but no, it fits right in.
The Alt-Wipe used to say how Islam law said it was totally fine to lie to infidels, that gave them the excuse not to trust any Muslim well plot twist, Christians lie like fuck. You can't believe in something of which there is no proof of and claim it's real without lying. Religion is the art of fooling others and yourself.
Of course we have no idea what Sarah will be dressing as. Possibly a bigot? A sexual assault apologist? A bullshit artist? ... who knows?
I bet you can't
Luckily for the kids Bannon is gone. He's gone back to living under a rock or bridge or whatever ... or has he?
Bannon was fired for no real reason as there wasn't any push for him to go, nothing more than usual. He was fired/resigned so he could do things he couldn't in the White House such as put out fake news stories about Hillary such as the Uranium one story.
Uranium One doesn't even produce 20% of uranium in the US but it could. The total uranium amount produced by the US in the world is around 2% so kinda difficult for Hillary to sell it. It's a silly story based on Russia investing in a US company, nothing was sold to them.
Bannon needs to confuse people hence the stories to distract you. Mueller charging one of the Trump traitors ... roll out the distraction stories.
Jeff Sessions won't be there as parties make him nervous. He'll be sitting on his veranda drinking mint tulips watching his Halloween cross burn.
Vice President Mike Pence won't be there either as he'll be praying for everyone's souls as they celebrate Satan.
General McMaster will be there cos he does what he's told. Like Kelly his integrity has long gone. Trump thought of his costume idea because of the nickname 'Pinhead' he has given him. Everyone even McMaster thinks this is hilarious.
The main order of the night is to have fun. Go through the haunted house, live in horror as you realize that Donald Trump a pampered failed businessman reality TV star sexual predator is the 45th President ... it wasn't all a bad dream.
Play a game of 'guess the launch codes' the lucky one that guesses right gets to push the button to wipe out North Korea.
The first child to trigger a Liberal gets a signed photo of the president with his catchphrase "you're fired!" on it.
Melania will probably be resting ... recharging her batteries as being the spokesperson for cyber bullying can be draining. She gave a talk titled 'Get Over It' which deals with the political correctness of the media and how much they bully President Trump ... as an example.
She came back and just crashed and might not have the energy for trick or treating.
So if you are near the White House drop in. Do not leave any women aged under 50 unchaperoned as Donald might have his Fox and
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Labels: Donald Trump Is A Moron, halloween, white house
Monday, 23 October 2017
The US In Niger
In Senegal there is a firing range and a shoot house, a multipurpose facility in Cameroon, Airbase in Ouagadougou, the capital of Burkina Faso. Arlit and Tahoua in Niger have outposts.
Why are there US troops Africa? Why not? Everyone else is in Africa. The locals need training and support or they'll be over run and the insurgents will become stronger. Like in Syria ISIS took over oil refineries to finance themselves and in Niger they want to take over the gold mining.
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