Selfie Sunday

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A selfie is when you've just had a shite and noticed that the light in the bathroom makes you look fantastic and thin and so you take a photo of yer self - ie to show the world via an ex who hates you.

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Some show a little more than others and many many selfies are taken because you want to capture that certain something.

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That certain something like yer newly shaved soul patch.

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Don't forget to look pensive or deep in thought as that adds a new dimension to you ... oh look, he comes with a handle.

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With friends is good even if they are towel heads. 

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Or sad, and alone ... these are my tits, my tits are sullen and lonely, they may cry. 

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Or be lonely but sexy ... in yer own mind as nothing says sexy like a toilet. 

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Take one while breaking into a house as you never know when some cop might shoot you. I don't judge, those people have their culture so we must respect it.

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I like selfies as there is a story to them that we'll never know.

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Sometimes it's best just not knowing. 

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Some are definitely better than others.

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His muscles has to be photoshopped .... the cunt!

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 But clean the mirror first.

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You just never know who has sat on yer sink.