Old Jews Are Slightly Funny

Recently a police officer in Northern Ireland got torn a new one because on the police social media page he wished everyone a happy new year. He had it translated into Irish, Romanian, Lithuanian etc etc but he forgot to do it in Ulster/Scots .... a totally made up language designed to get Protestants EU funding and to score points against Sinn Fein who promote the Irish language.

That police officer had to make an apology because there were some complaints. It isn't a fucking language if you can understand it in English, it's a low brow dialect.

Faur oan in tha day means late afternoon and a granmither means grandmother ... a language or a white version of Ebonics?  


Then you have this new show on the BBC. It has Old Jews telling jokes .... aye, fuck being politically correct .... what a fucking crazy world! 

Saul goes into the doctor's office and the doctor says, "I don't know how to tell you this but you just have to stop masturbating" Saul thinks for a moment and says "but why, why do I have to stop?" the doctor replies, "so I can examine you."

Some Jewish women were sitting in a restaurant and the waiter goes up to them and says, "good afternoon ladies is anything all right?"