His Only Crime Was Being A Mong

A 21 year old mentally retarded man was arrested today for climbing on top of the gates at Belfast city hall singing songs and waving a Union flag. He stayed on the gates for 45 minutes singing pop songs that had 'No surrender' added throughout and only came doon when he couldn't think of anything else to sing.

The young man who has not been named yet, offered hugs but only to Protestant police officers as a way of saying sorry ..... when his offer was declined he took a dead mouse from his pocket that looked as if it had been chewed upon and threw it at the officers.