Are You Going To Hell?

 

So I was reading yet another idiot meme on Facebook which said "Fear not Hell, for if it exists you will find yourself in good company" I saw many celebrities who were according to this, going to Hell. They included, John Lennon, Miley Cyrus, Billy Joel, Richard Branson, Brad and Angie, Sasha Grey , Keira likes it Knightley and yon guy from Myth busters with the mustache and ghey French hat.

Had to Google Sasha Grey of course.  Well didn't have to but she was a bad bad gurl. I wondered besides the usual murder and not believing in what ever the church damning you at that time .. What qualifies you to go to Hell?

Revelaion 21:8
But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death. 

Where do we go from here? ... Is it down to the lake I fear? .... every reason to fear it.

So yer damned for being afraid? wow, just cos yer afraid of spiders, yer going to Hell .... LOL!

Old Knudsen has a lot of faith but not in stupid middle eastern shit, many find Old Knudsen detestable but he sees that as a fault of their character, not his. He is a wizard who idolizes sexy weemen .... whatever.
If hes doomed for banging Hilary Clinton and giving her a blood clot due to excessive orgasms then so be it.

The rest of the stuff is a matter of perspective. Is killing someone in war or self defense murder?  Some may say that up the bum no babies is sexually immoral but others find it totally acceptable. As for liars well who doesn't lie?
We lie to others we lie to ourselves and many times we don't even know were are doing it. 

This is a simulation as Jesus did not speak English... or even exist, unless you know of any records or evidence saying he did.

Revelation 20:15
And if anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire. 

If anyone tries to throw Old Knudsen or Hannah Montana into a lake of fire he will fuck them up but good. He'll fuck them up they will beg to go into the lake to end their suffering.

"Don't worry Anakin, no one is going to fuck you into a lake of fire, what are we, crazy religious fanatics or something?"

The Christian god doesn't fuck about does he? no painless injection or a magic and painless wave of the hand, you my friend are going to suffer. Of course who ever throws you into the lake has to be thrown into the lake for murder, they can't volunteer as killing yerself is murder, they can't make clones cos killing clones is also murder .... do ya not watch movies?

God could do a mind fuck on you and make you jump but that would be detestable and he'd have to be thrown in too.
If god could influence the mind of a free thinker he wouldn't have this trouble to start with. His powers obviously only work on the weak minded who accept because or It's in a book as a reason for hating others.