Sexy Saturday

I had nothing better to do so I knocked back a few dozen beers and headed towards L.A. on foot. Its only an hour by car so I reckoned I could do it in one hour and 18 minutes if the wind was at me back.

Several hours later I began to sober up and settled for the first bar I found. It was called The cock ring which if I'm not mistaken is the bar The Troll keeps going on about.

I met this beautiful young Asian gurl named Woohoo who paid me more attention than the shop keeper at a Mini-Mart. She said we had a lot in common but I just took that to be her chat up line and kept paying for more leg openers.

Tune in tomorrow...........................................................................