Look at the death in my eyes I go into battle already dead.
The other night I dooned my usual cocktail of pain pills, Holsten Pils, Marine varnish and mouthwash. I had my service revolver shoved up under my chin and I shouted "Talk to me damn it Gog I demand real answers about the after life cos I don't trust yer heavenly sneaky arse."
About 15 minutes later 6 security guards chased me out of Wal-Mart but not before I had lifted some chocolaty items near the door.
I wobbled home and typed this into the computer
"Where do you go when you die?"
Some gurl named Gringa had asked the same question on Yahoo answers so here are some of the responses which I thought I'd share so you'd be enlightened too.
Gringa asks: Where do you go when you die?
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Same place you were before you were born ................ Thats like you losing yer glasses and some helpful cunt says "well where did you have them last?"
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But I guess we'll know for sure when we get there, eh? ^_^..................... I don't want to go to Jerusalem, what a fucking dangerous place that is, me Darth Vader and Golem will be fishing by the lake of fire.
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According to catholic doctrine, you go to purgatory for purification prior to your resurrection and entry to heaven.................... So like walking through a foot bath before you go into the swimming pool? I'll just sit here and believe what the Fenians make up.
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When you are dead, you are dead. It was painless before birth it will be painless after death. In the meantime believe in life before death, go love some people, give kindness and hugs..............Fucking hippy, just because you can't remember it doesn't mean it was painless. I can't remember 1978 but I know I got Herpes then so fuck that excuse.
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On White Ashes (Hakkotsu no Gobunshø)
This letter by Rennyo Shonin is usually read at funeral services.
Now, if we look realistically at the nature of human life, we see that it is fleeting and unpredictable, illusive almost. Birth, life and death pass by in the twinkling of an eye. Thus we never hear of the human body lasting for ten thousand years.
And who today can keep the body young and healthy for even one hundred years? Yes, how quickly our lives slip away. Whether I am the first or someone else, whether today or tomorrow, our lives on earth do indeed one day come to an end. Life seems to vanish unseen like ground water, or to evaporate like the morning dew on the summer lawn.
Thus our bodies may be radiant with health in the morning, but by evening they may be white ashes. If the right causes and conditions prevail, our two eyes are closed forever, our breathing ceases and our bodies lose the glow of life. Our relatives in great numbers and with great wealth can assemble, but they are powerless to change our situation. Even the rites and rituals of grief and mourning change nothing. All we can do is prepare the body for cremation; all that is left is white ashes.
In view of these facts, does it not m ake sense to focus on the things we can change? We cannot control the passing away of both young and old alike.
With friendly reverence, I remain....................... And this is the perfect example of why you shouldn't answer questions when drunk. Well I'm no better off. I have died a couple of times but Doctor Witch brought me back before I could see any tunnel of love or light. Thanks to the embalming fluid it still burns when I pee. I guess I'll have to believe my old Pastor the Reverend Bobby Love who says "If yer not with me (Protestant) then yer against me so off to Hell you weakest link."
I'm off to answer the question:
Would King Solomon be working in the porn Industry if he was alive today?
Well someone had to ask it.
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10 comments:
"What about a baggy or a cardboard box?"
Don't be silly, you put your weed in there.
Answerer # 28 must have been a Scientologist. Those fuckers can put me to sleep faster than the nonsense that politicians spout. "Rennyo Shonin" sounds like Hubbard-ese for "Great Exalted Wanna-be Alien Mindfucker Level 4."
Cunts, the lot of them.
WV is "shagrat." I am now even more deeply suspicious of your blog than ever.
I Usually go to Mytholmroyd.........
wow it's true you ARE the only Timelord with his own teeth.
I was a fool to doubt it.
That is a good question.
King Solly liked the ladies! The accounting of his 300 wives and 700 concubines will attest to that so yeah he prolly would be Hugh Hefneresque.
All of those very helpful people have obviously never wasted one nanosecond thinking about Life after Death. Everyone just accepts what their Mom told them when they were 7.
After I die, I will be going back down to Titanic to retrieve the necklace that Rose Dawson stole from me.
I would take all of you mothers out for just 23 virgins. (I'm a low bidder.)
You're prolly the only person who reads "Yahoo Answers" who isn't 12 years-old and ghey.
I'm thinking you're more like 15. It's time you grew up, lad.
Perhaps the very evil will just go back to Walmart...
hell wouldn't be so bad if they serve bombay but i'm not going if all they have is gordans!!!!!
hahahaha priceless
If you watch the blogs, GoG says "Who knows? I lives in hollow trees"
Halloo be his name. Ahhsoles.
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