Old Knudsen's Predictions for 2009

Miley Virus will get even more slutty and will get pregnant having more babies than Britney and Angelina combined.


Bankrupted Zimbabwe will crumble forcing Mugabe to flee to Sudan.


In Sudan Mugabe will continue to blame it all on the British.


Lindsay Lohan will try to out slut Hannah Montana and will outrage her fellow leezers everywhere.

McCain's brains will turn to liquid causing him sudden death. The nation will breath a sigh of relief that he didn't win and that Palin isn't President.


Old Knudsen will go native and finally find and kill Osama. He won't give the 25 million dollar reward to charity.


MJ will post filthy pictures on her blog. Especially on Fridays.


The Troll will admit his undying love for Old Knudsen and agree that American Idol and horses are so very ghey hence his love.


Pikachu and the other Pokemons will start fighting pit-bulls on Pay per view television.


Governments still won't think about giving the bailout money to the people instead of idiot car companies and banks.

Gingers will be cloned as a slave race and for their meat.

There will be war in the Middle East.

Oh and Simon Cowell still won't cum out out the closet.


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