Old School Musical

I was approached by Disney to do the next High School musical film. I said to Walt good and straight that we needed a more edgy approach that will entice more of the older male audience. So far fathers have been pretending to watch the films for the sake of their children but its difficult to hide erections under cushions when yer 12 year-old is prancing around singing about how fabulous she is and much therapy may be needed later on for the poor men.

Walt is a difficult man to talk to because his head has been cryogenically frozen for decades but he finally agreed I took his silence as agreement . I mean you can disagree with me but obviously you'd be wrong and what rhymes with wrong? thats right mong.

We felt it better to keep the High School title because high school is sexy.

Since the cast has graduated they are moving on to college. They find that scholarships are not so easy to cum by and even the rich parents have fallen upon hard times so what is Troy, Sharpie and the rest of the crew going to do to pay for tuition? yep sell weed and make pornos.

I for one enjoyed watching them have sex, er I mean simulated sex and so should everyone else. Sprinkle in a few song and dance numbers such as, 'I bleach my anus but it still looks tanned' and 'Money shots for the money' and ' Don't sing with yer mouth full' and you have a sure fire hit on yer hands.

Yer kids will be singing these songs and buying the CD's and it 'will' be in time for Christmas. Then we'll have the action figures and I really do mean action. Watch Gabrielle shoot ping pong balls from her hoo hoo just like in the film.

I bring Boy-Troy out of the closet and just wait it will be art imitating life cos we all know he is right?
If this film is a hit I may be given full artistic control over other franchises 'Hannah Montana does Dallas?' no wait she already did in her personal life, maybe a Scheisser video with Poo Bear.



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